Round 2: Who will be the next to get a ticket?

[TheIntrepid]

Evidently, the last time it seemed that everyone was getting ticketed, a contest like this came out and somehow stopped the flow of tickets before Wimmer got one.

So let's see who the next will be.


I put my money on Rag, with that red light ticket coming in the mail.

[ifcar]

I just began a concerted effort to drive slower.
















So I'll probably be next.

[TheIntrepid]

How fast do you typically go, Iffy?

[TurboDan]

Camera tickets don't count.  They're "freebies" as far as I'm concerned.  For this contest, it's gotta be a full "pulled-over to the side of the road, reaching for your documents" type of incident.

[ifcar]

How fast do you typically go, Iffy?

I'm trying to stick to no more than 10 over when the limit is reasonable, down from 15-20 over.

[Tave]

Bonus points if you get a gun pulled on yourself.

[SVT_Power]

How about double bonus points if you get pulled over but you talk your way out of it

[omicron]

How about double bonus points if you get pulled over but you talk your way out of it

You watch; I'll get Ellen DeGeneres assisting the South Australian police, and no amount of chest-flashing on my part will help.

[TheIntrepid]

SIGGED.

[Raza]

Bonus points if you get a gun pulled on yourself.

What if you get a gun pulled on you but don't get a ticket?  Do you still win?

[Tave]

No way.

[Raza]

What if the person who pulls the gun is a cop?

[Tave]

A ticket or a bullet-hole in the chest; either are acceptable.

[Raza]

A ticket or a bullet-hole in the chest; either are acceptable.

I win.

[CJ]

My bet is on Raza.

[Raza]

My bet is on Raza.

It's over.  I just shot myself in the chest.  I win.

[Tave]

I don't know, I see him as more of a stabbing-victim type of guy. He pisses you off so much you'd want to really get close to talk shit when you take him down.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I hope its raza....er i mean drive safe guys.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Raza doesn't get tickets.

*cop pulls raza over*

Officer "license and registration"

Raza "its in my briefcase in the trunk"

*raza opens trunk*

Officer "whats the shovel for"

****SMACK****

[Raza]

I am definitely the type of person that gets stabbed.

[CJ]

I really do hope that Raza gets a big ticket in his little Porsche.

[Raza]

I really do hope that Raza gets a big ticket in his little Porsche.

What the fuck is your problem?

[CJ]

Just messing with you.  :P  Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if my brother gets a ticket when he gets back.  He's going to be driving the Integra...which is a cop magnet.

[Raza]

Just messing with you.? :P? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if my brother gets a ticket when he gets back.? He's going to be driving the Integra...which is a cop magnet.

That's not funny.  It's like me saying that I hope your children are stillborn.  It's not funny for you.  It's not something you joke about. 

Thinking it might be me and hoping are two different things. 

[Soup DeVille]

I think I will be. I'm seriously overdue. Besides that, since I work a funny shift (5pm-2am) and have a long commute, and tend to drive faster than most, its pretty much a cinch that my luck will run out sooner or later.

OTOH, I know the route, I know all the normal 'ambush zones,' and I've long ago memorized the falsing patterns on the V1.

[CMan]

I put $10 on Raza. :P

[dazzleman]

I just began a concerted effort to drive slower.
















So I'll probably be next.

That's the way things usually work.

[TheIntrepid]

That's not funny.  It's like me saying that I hope your children are stillborn.  It's not funny for you.  It's not something you joke about. 

Thinking it might be me and hoping are two different things. 

I think that having a job for once has gotten Raza to be a bit bitchier.

[Raghavan]

Trep, i may not get the ticket...
I saw a guy run a red light today (missed the yellow like me but even worse) and the camera didn't flash.

[Raza]

I think I will be. I'm seriously overdue. Besides that, since I work a funny shift (5pm-2am) and have a long commute, and tend to drive faster than most, its pretty much a cinch that my luck will run out sooner or later.

OTOH, I know the route, I know all the normal 'ambush zones,' and I've long ago memorized the falsing patterns on the V1.

On I95, it's easy to spot them (yet they still pull like mad) but when I get into Delaware and I'm on Philadelphia Pike, that's the wildcard.  It's just like the road at home where I got my first ticket.  Long, straight, two lanes each way, and a 35-40mph speed limit for most of it.  And as soon as the limit goes to 45mph, I turn off for work. 

Although, one of my coworkers (drives a BMW, drives like an asshole) flies down it everyday, so I think I'm going to leave when does and have him run interference.