Saab 9-7x Aero

[Eye of the Tiger]

This exotic supercar... goes by the name, "V6 Toyata Camrye"? I must get my hands on one, and turbocharge it.

[Champ]

Camry>9-3

Oh yep, shoulda seen that coming.

Well I'll take it to the next step then - since all cars are based on how good they are by 0-60 and 1/4 mile times: Camry>9-3>A4  Maybe that will get some people talkin!  Who would buy the piece of crap Audi with AWD for acceleration traction when it doesn't even break 7 seconds to 60!

[Champ]

This exotic supercar... goes by the name, "V6 Toyata Camrye"? I must get my hands on one, and turbocharge it.

bi charge it!  Super and Turbo HOW CAN YOU LOSE.

[heelntoe]

bi charge it!  Super and Turbo HOW CAN YOU LOSE.

lancia!!!

[Raza]

If a train leaves Manhattan at 1PM traveling west at 80mph, and another train leaves Los Angeles traveling east at 3PM traveling 120mph, why does the Camry still suck?

[Eye of the Tiger]

If a train leaves Manhattan at 1PM traveling west at 80mph, and another train leaves Los Angeles traveling east at 3PM traveling 120mph, why does the Camry still suck?

Because it doesn't have GT-S, TRD, or R,? appended to it's name, thereby banishing it from the list of real "sport sedans" for life, even though it's actually faster than many of these so-called, "sport sedans", because apparently that's not what matters these days, it's all about how "fun" it is to drive, therefore, even though my 'st33m has 96.4hp, it does have a manual and sporty springs, so it is more "sporty" than any Camry in even if said Camry would kick its ass around any race track that wasn't originally designed for go-karts? No, Raza. I do not agree with that assessment.

[Raza]

Because it doesn't have GT-S, TRD, or R,? appended to it's name, thereby banishing it from the list of real "sport sedans" for life, even though it's actually faster than many of these so-called, "sport sedans", because apparently that's not what matters these days, it's all about how "fun" it is to drive, therefore, even though my 'st33m has 96.4hp, it does have a manual and sporty springs, so it is more "sporty" than any Camry in even if said Camry would kick its ass around any race track that wasn't originally designed for go-karts? No, Raza. I do not agree with that assessment.

So you're a Camry lover now?

Fast in a straight line doesn't mean shit.  The Esteem probably is sportier than the Camry.

[Champ]

If a train leaves Manhattan at 1PM traveling west at 80mph, and another train leaves Los Angeles traveling east at 3PM traveling 120mph, why does the Camry still suck?

Is this a trick question?

[Eye of the Tiger]

So you're a Camry lover now?

Fast in a straight line doesn't mean shit.? The Esteem probably is sportier than the Camry.

Fast in straight line does mean shit. It doesn't mean all of the shit, but it does mean some of the shit. You might as well say that fast just doesn't matter, period. There is no doubt that a V6 Camry would kick a 'st33m's ass around any race track of sizeable size. Yes, I mean one with turns. No, I don't mean an autocross. Would it be easy or fun to push this Camry to it's limits? Perhaps not so much, but it would be faster. On the other hand, did you not see that Arabian Camry drift team in action? It looked like they were having fun. Any car can be fun to a point, if you want it to be. Nevertheless, I know that you will never agree, because then you wouldn't be the anti-anti-purist that is Raza.

Honestly, I really can't say anything about the Camry. The closest things I've driven to the current Camry are an 2001-ish 4-banger Camry, and my dad's Sienna. Both are teh sux. Through logical extrapolation, I can only assume the current one is also teh sux, but I have to drive one to be certain.

[Raza]

I'm sorry, I think I missed your point.

You said that the Camry is fast and not fun to drive? 

Didn't I say that?

[Eye of the Tiger]

I'm sorry, I think I missed your point.

You said that the Camry is fast and not fun to drive??

Didn't I say that?

Stop playing these mind games I can't take it anymoreo!!!11!!
Fast=fun. If Fast =/= fun, why do fast cars exist?

[Raza]

Stop playing these mind games I can't take it anymoreo!!!11!!
Fast=fun. If Fast =/= fun, why do fast cars exist?

Fast <> Fun
Fast + Fun = Fast Fun
Fun = Fun
Camry = The Suck
Fast + Camry = The Fast Suck

[Eye of the Tiger]

Fast <> Fun
Fast + Fun = Fast Fun
Fun = Fun
Camry = The Suck
Fast + Camry = The Fast Suck

I am making a pizza, and cannot be bothered with your narrow-minded purist-pessimism right now. Look, you made me get flour all over the keyboard. 

[SJ_GTI]

Oh yep, shoulda seen that coming.

Well I'll take it to the next step then - since all cars are based on how good they are by 0-60 and 1/4 mile times: Camry>9-3>A4? Maybe that will get some people talkin!? Who would buy the piece of crap Audi with AWD for acceleration traction when it doesn't even break 7 seconds to 60!

2.0T nevar loses!

[Champ]

2.0T nevar loses!

What do you mean?!?!?!  The Camry RAPES the A4 in performance.  Just demolishes.  I can't think of any more epic words to use to describe how much faster the Camry is over the A4.

[SJ_GTI]

What do you mean?!?!?!? The Camry RAPES the A4 in performance.? Just demolishes.? I can't think of any more epic words to use to describe how much faster the Camry is over the A4.

Sorry, 2.0T is the greatest engine of all time. All your 0-60 are belong to us.

[Champ]

Sorry, 2.0T is the greatest engine of all time. All your 0-60 are belong to us.

My fault, withdrawn.

[the Teuton]

Sorry, 2.0T is the greatest engine of all time. All your 0-60 are belong to us.

It's because when you have a made up character called Fast sitting on your cargo cover, back seat driving, you don't need your car to be faster than a Camry, right? 

[nickdrinkwater]

If a train leaves Manhattan at 1PM traveling west at 80mph, and another train leaves Los Angeles traveling east at 3PM traveling 120mph, why does the Camry still suck?

Hi Julian!

[TheIntrepid]

Give it the hell up, Raza. It may not be exciting, but it's fast.

[Tave]

Fun is what you make of it. This constant Camry bashing is annoying, it borders on childish, and it's almost certainly retarded.




WE GET IT!

[TheIntrepid]

Fun is what you make of it. This constant Camry bashing is annoying, it borders on childish, and it's almost certainly retarded.




WE GET IT!

Thank you.

[Tave]

Thank you.

I just don't understand the mindless and repetitive animosity. No one is forcing them to buy a Camry. No one ever will. Why the fuck would they care if it's not "involving" to drive? Plenty of cars are, so buy those instead. Why waste your time complaining about something you don't like but never have to live with? That's just fucking stupid, and it really pisses me off when I open a thread about a SAAB 9-7X FUCKING AERO, and have to read the same LAME FUCKING STORY about the Camry. It's enough to make me want to bodyslam my fucking laptop.

[Tave]

But on topic, I think it's awsome GM put the LS2 in a Saab. That's just too cool

[TheIntrepid]

I just don't understand the mindless and repetitive animosity. No one is forcing them to buy a Camry. No one ever will. Why the fuck would they care if it's not "involving" to drive? Plenty of cars are, so buy those instead. Why waste your time complaining about something you don't like but never have to live with? That's just fucking stupid, and it really pisses me off when I open a thread about a SAAB 9-7X FUCKING AERO, and have to read the same LAME FUCKING STORY about the Camry. It's enough to make me want to bodyslam my fucking laptop.

I agree though. Almost every thread is turning into a Camry bash. I know I troll it incessantly, but I just joke around. I do like my car though. It really doesn't deserve all the bashing it gets.

[Tave]

I agree though. Almost every thread is turning into a Camry bash. I know I troll it incessantly, but I just joke around. I do like my car though. It really doesn't deserve all the bashing it gets.

I think it's a fine car. I think GM, Ford, and Chrysler would collectively suck Ron Jeremey's dick if it meant they could make one of their own.

[omicron]

The more I see it, the more I want one.

[Soup DeVille]

Fastest Saab ever?? It's an SUV.? That makes me sad.?

I don't care what anybody else says.

The fastest SAAB ever will always be the SAAB 96 that Erik Carlsson won the 1962 Monte Carlo rally with.

This is a Chevy.

[Secret Chimp]

Didn't the Trailblazer platform start sucking compared to the competition just a year or two after it came out?

[the Teuton]

When it's tuned properly, it's actually decent, but it has a ton of chassis flex.