The Rice Thread

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cawimmer430

#390
August 20, 2010, 01:16:04 PM
 :facepalm:



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Madman

#391
August 20, 2010, 06:11:06 PM
I already posted this one in "Spotted Today" but it really deserves to be featured here in The Rice thread!



Here's an awful riced-out Mustang.  I had to quickly snap these shots whilst the guy was inside paying.


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Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

#392
August 22, 2010, 05:31:34 PM


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cawimmer430

#393
August 24, 2010, 10:37:19 AM
 :facepalm:




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cawimmer430

#394
September 05, 2010, 07:06:24 AM Last Edit: September 05, 2010, 07:09:29 AM by cawimmer430
Disgusting Audi A6 Avant.  :facepalm:

The BMW 3er Compact behind it had some ghey "tattoo" drawings on its door and was, sadly, driven by two hot chicks.

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MaxPower

#395
September 07, 2010, 06:04:33 PM
I saw a riced GT-R over the weekend.  It had a huge wing on the back, black (carbon fibre?) hood, and really loud exhaust.  Eh.

Madman

#396
September 22, 2010, 05:16:44 PM Last Edit: September 22, 2010, 05:24:21 PM by Madman
I've seen this car on the road a couple of times and couldn't believe it.  As luck would have it, I finally stumbled across it parked at a shopping centre with the owner nowhere in sight.  It has to be seen to be believed!

I proudly present the world's most badly modified Nissan 350Z in history!





The bodykit looks like it was tacked on with a hammer and nails!





Marvel at the tight-fitting panel gaps!  :wtf:





Is there a fuel filler nozzle somewhere deep inside this hole?  I love the exposed rivets, too!





He fitted a wide-body kit but didn't bother to widen the car's track?  Err, okay.





What quality craftsmanship!





Evidently, he didn't have a ruler with which to cut a straight line?  Even the exposed rivet heads don't line-up with each other!





Wheels and tyres look lost deep inside the wheel arches.





I have no idea what this means.  I'm guessing the owner doesn't, either.




Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

giant_mtb

#397
September 22, 2010, 05:20:42 PM
Not only is it mind-boggling that people buy such atrocious body kits, but someone somewhere is actually producing and coming up with these nasty things.  I almost feel like that's a larger crime. :confused: :facepalm:

Madman

#398
September 22, 2010, 05:27:02 PM
Oops, forgot this one.

Overspray on the headlamp covers?  Check.




Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Gotta-Qik-C7

#399
September 22, 2010, 05:27:08 PM
I LOL'd at the pin stripes!
2014 C7 Vert, 2002 Silverado, 2005 Road Glide

Madman

#400
September 22, 2010, 05:32:50 PM
Quote from: gotta-qik-z28 on September 22, 2010, 05:27:08 PM
I LOL'd at the pin stripes!


I also love how he decided not to go for some bling-tastic aftermarket rims.  I'm guessing he wanted to keep it tasteful!  :lol:

Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

hotrodalex

#401
September 22, 2010, 05:33:04 PM
Quote from: gotta-qik-z28 on September 22, 2010, 05:27:08 PM
I LOL'd at the pin stripes!

Someone in Tennessee is a sharpie master!

Quote from: Madman on September 22, 2010, 05:32:50 PM
I also love how he decided not to go for some bling-tastic aftermarket rims.  I'm guessing he wanted to keep it tasteful!  :lol:

I was surprised he didn't color them black with the sharpie!

Gotta-Qik-C7

#402
September 22, 2010, 05:36:13 PM
Quote from: Madman on September 22, 2010, 05:32:50 PM

I also love how he decided not to go for some bling-tastic aftermarket rims.  I'm guessing he wanted to keep it tasteful!  :lol:


LOL! And how does he keep water (or worse) out of the gas tank. I see no door on the filler.
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the Teuton

#403
September 22, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
Oh wow. That's one of the worst I've ever seen.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

MX793

#404
September 22, 2010, 07:04:47 PM
That Z is awesomely bad.
Needs more Jiggawatts

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FlatBlackCaddy

#405
September 22, 2010, 07:52:20 PM
Sweet baby jesus

FlatBlackCaddy

#406
September 22, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
How does he even get gas into the damn thing?

Drive this car to the crusher and just end it, it would be a mercy killing.

the Teuton

#407
September 22, 2010, 07:57:26 PM
Why do that to what used to be a nice car? What compels people to ruin perfectly good vehicles in such a horrid, horrid way?
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

FlatBlackCaddy

#408
September 22, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
They have enthusiasm, money and a desire to express their individuality....they are also dumber than a box of rocks.

68_427

#409
September 22, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
I honestly would have waited just to see what the owner looked like.

60% possibility the owner is white, bro/douche.

10% he is white & near/in mid life crisis.

30% he is mexican.
Quotewhere were you when automotive dream died
i was sat at home drinking brake fluid when wife ring
'racecar is die'
no

FlatBlackCaddy

#410
September 22, 2010, 08:13:33 PM
Quote from: 68_427 on September 22, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
I honestly would have waited just to see what the owner looked like.

60% possibility the owner is white, bro/douche.

10% he is white & near/in mid life crisis.

30% he is mexican.

And after all that speculation, you see a black women in her 40's walk over to the car and drive away.

68_427

#411
September 22, 2010, 08:18:32 PM
Quote from: FlatBlackCaddy on September 22, 2010, 08:13:33 PM
And after all that speculation, you see a black women in her 40's walk over to the car and drive away.

You can have a probability of 0... and it still happen.
Quotewhere were you when automotive dream died
i was sat at home drinking brake fluid when wife ring
'racecar is die'
no

cawimmer430

#412
September 23, 2010, 11:26:44 AM
Wow. That Z is just so awful. And I thought the riced-out Mustang Convertible I saw today was bad!  :mask:
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SVT666

#413
September 23, 2010, 12:20:17 PM
There are just no words to describe how bad that 350Z is.  I mean, the worst part is that he probably walks out of the mall and thinks, "Damn that car is sexy".

Mustangfan2003

#414
September 23, 2010, 12:29:41 PM
You know at first I wasn't sure if that car was a real 350Z or not. 

Onslaught

#415
September 23, 2010, 03:59:06 PM
Quote from: Madman on September 22, 2010, 05:16:44 PM







The store it's parked at is appropriate. Because that car is worth $1
At the most.

CALL_911

#416
September 24, 2010, 02:54:34 AM


I've been seeing a lot of these pseudo GT-R G35s.

Thing is, IMO, the G35C is a better looking car than the GT-R.


2004 S2000
2016 340xi

sportyaccordy

#417
September 24, 2010, 07:37:34 AM
Quote from: cawimmer430 on August 22, 2010, 05:31:34 PM



First one is just a lowered 3 series convertible... I see no M badge.

And that E38 looks good too. I'd probably do mine something like that, though I'd lower the rear more.

the Teuton

#418
September 26, 2010, 12:27:34 AM
http://www.youdrivewhat.com/

This website is fantastic.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

The Phantom

#419
September 26, 2010, 12:44:00 AM
A little late to the game, but should this really be in The Fast Lane?  :mask:
"We?re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them."
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