The Rice Thread

Started by the Teuton, August 11, 2007, 04:42:31 PM

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Madman

#840
February 24, 2012, 09:38:36 PM Last Edit: February 24, 2012, 09:55:47 PM by Madman
Not sure if this qualifies as rice but here goes anyway.

Can you believe somebody is trying to pass off this shitheap as a Ferrari F40?  :facepalm:



$13,900?  In your dreams!!!!

http://www.jameslist.com/advert/303206/for-sale-ferrari-f40
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

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Madman

#841
February 24, 2012, 09:44:26 PM
This one isn't much better but at least it sort of looks like an F40.




$12,500 to you, sir!

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Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

#842
February 25, 2012, 10:50:58 AM Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 10:54:07 AM by cawimmer430
Couldn't get a shot of the front, but believe me, this was rice.



1) Huge wing at the rear
2) Fart pipe
3) Playboy sticker on side rear window and tramp stamp on rear window
4) Crappy aftermarket body kit
5) Nice star-shaped crappy rims

and

6) IT'S A HONDA!  :devil:


And then we had this piss yellow Audi A4. Looks normal, except for the color, but he had this ugly ass front body kit and the underside of that body kit was filled with LEDs. Looked totally crap.




License plate is Polish by the way...
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Gotta-Qik-C7

#843
February 25, 2012, 11:32:25 AM
Quote from: Madman on February 24, 2012, 09:44:26 PM
This one isn't much better but at least it sort of looks like an F40.




$12,500 to you, sir!

http://www.jameslist.com/advert/361630/for-sale-ferrari-f40

LOL at the American flag sticker.....
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cawimmer430

#844
March 30, 2012, 07:31:12 AM
Performance BMW!  :rockon:







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Gotta-Qik-C7

#845
March 30, 2012, 02:46:57 PM
Thats bad!
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cawimmer430

#846
April 06, 2012, 09:09:11 AM
Unusually high RICER activity in Munich today.  :confused:















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Middle_Path

#847
April 06, 2012, 10:30:47 AM Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 10:36:08 AM by Middle_Path
HAHAHA, I visited Taiwan recently. There was a rice mobile parked on the side of the road. I had to explain to my native friend what a rice boy or rice car is. He didn't quite understand, but he grasped the idea. He was just confused, "Why rice?" Well......long conversation about cultures and vehicular history.

I think after that he just pretended to understand and nodded his head.  He was confounded.
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!!

Gotta-Qik-C7

#848
April 08, 2012, 11:21:56 PM
I wonder how long it took to decide wich cutout they should use for the rear plate....
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Laconian

#849
April 09, 2012, 12:21:26 AM
:wtf:
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Rupert

#850
April 09, 2012, 01:17:38 AM
Wow.
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13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
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Madman

#851
April 24, 2012, 09:54:51 AM
I've been seeing this shitheap around town lately and I've finally been able to get some shots of it.


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Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Rupert

#852
April 24, 2012, 07:54:00 PM
That's not rice, that's a lowrider minitruck.

Albeit not a very nice lowrider minitruck.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
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280Z Turbo

#853
April 24, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
Quote from: Gotta-Qik-G8 on April 08, 2012, 11:21:56 PM
I wonder how long it took to decide wich cutout they should use for the rear plate....


How did they fit the rear bumper of a Pontiac Grand Prix onto a Civic?

Eye of the Tiger

#854
April 24, 2012, 07:58:13 PM
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on April 24, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
How did they fit the rear bumper of a Pontiac Grand Prix onto a Civic?

Sawzall + bondo. Ricers do it all the time.
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Gotta-Qik-C7

#855
April 24, 2012, 09:13:51 PM
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on April 24, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
How did they fit the rear bumper of a Pontiac Grand Prix onto a Civic?
You should see the interior! It looks like that tuck and roll crap that lowriders used to do back in the 80s and 90s! I has Lambo doors also! I can never catch a pic of it at the car wash by my house! The interior is actually worse than the exterior!
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Gotta-Qik-C7

#856
April 24, 2012, 09:59:15 PM
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Eye of the Tiger

#857
April 24, 2012, 10:02:46 PM
Quote from: Gotta-Qik-G8 on April 24, 2012, 09:59:15 PM
:facepalm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhT3C9mHLZ4&feature=youtu.be

how do you even... the rear tires don't... was that the top speed of the vehicle?
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Rupert

#858
April 24, 2012, 11:03:19 PM
That looks... broken.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
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Eye of the Tiger

#859
April 24, 2012, 11:09:37 PM
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TurboDan

#860
April 24, 2012, 11:15:19 PM
Kawashima, eh? Is that one of those weird 2o6 Japanese dealership name thingies?

Gotta-Qik-C7

#862
April 24, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
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Eye of the Tiger

#863
April 25, 2012, 12:02:01 AM
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ChrisV

#864
April 25, 2012, 11:04:53 AM
Minimalist rice:

Like a fine Detroit wine, this vehicle has aged to budgetary perfection...

SVT666

#865
April 25, 2012, 11:08:43 AM
LMAO

Rupert

#866
April 25, 2012, 09:25:34 PM
Ha!
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

Gotta-Qik-C7

#867
May 04, 2012, 11:43:54 AM
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Madman

#868
May 06, 2012, 09:10:42 PM
I wanted to get a shot of the front of this horrific Honda Accord but didn't want to provoke the ire of the occupants sitting in it.


Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Secret Chimp

#869
May 06, 2012, 10:43:18 PM
I really need to get a picture of the cars owned by the mullet-wearing Mexicans at the top of my street. My favorite is an early 90s Accord that has "TYPE R" in one window and "NASCAR" in the other, among other things. Then there's the Silverado with a "SEXY EYES" window banner and air shocks in the front for no apparent reason.


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