The Rice Thread

Started by the Teuton, August 11, 2007, 04:42:31 PM

280Z Turbo

I saw a lifted G body with stock rims. Donks are expensive to build, I guess. GHETTO PROBLEMS.

Laconian

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on July 18, 2012, 09:38:26 PM
I saw a lifted G body with stock rims. Donks are expensive to build, I guess. GHETTO PROBLEMS.
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Rupert

I saw a green 13 year old Camry with a huge mis-matched wing, rimz, weird square exhaust tip, and no badges (though their outlines were still there), except a TRD badge. It was dark so no pics.
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ChrisV

For Wims, a Mercedes with classic Caddy overtones...



Like a fine Detroit wine, this vehicle has aged to budgetary perfection...

Madman

This PT Cruiser just crashed through the "Stick-On Crap" aisle at Pep Boys!


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cawimmer430

Quote from: ChrisV on August 01, 2012, 02:41:45 PM
For Wims, a Mercedes with classic Caddy overtones...


Ahhhhhh!  :cry:

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Madman

Quote from: cawimmer430 on August 06, 2012, 03:50:00 PM
Ahhhhhh!  :cry:


What are you complaining about?  You, of all people, should LOVE this car!

You love Mercedes Benzes and you love kitsch American styling.  This car combines the best (or worst) of both worlds.

Dude, this car was MADE FOR YOU!!!  :ohyeah:
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"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

Quote from: Madman on August 06, 2012, 08:42:39 PM

What are you complaining about?  You, of all people, should LOVE this car!

You love Mercedes Benzes and you love kitsch American styling.  This car combines the best (or worst) of both worlds.

Dude, this car was MADE FOR YOU!!!  :ohyeah:

I'd love it if it really was a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado without the extremely conservative 1990s MB design traits.  :lol:
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MrH

Speaking of rice....

The ricers have been out in full force now that I have the BRZ.  Got the stare down and nod of approval from some absolute white trash.  4 of them packed into a matte black, spray canned first gen Eclipse.  Nasty, eBay taillights, park bench wing, slammed to the ground on chrome wheels.  Just awful.  Big, blue coffee can exhaust.

I get this just about daily from the ricer crowd :lol:
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SVT_Power

Quote from: MrH on August 07, 2012, 07:20:16 AM
Speaking of rice....

The ricers have been out in full force now that I have the BRZ.  Got the stare down and nod of approval from some absolute white trash.  4 of them packed into a matte black, spray canned first gen Eclipse.  Nasty, eBay taillights, park bench wing, slammed to the ground on chrome wheels.  Just awful.  Big, blue coffee can exhaust.

I get this just about daily from the ricer crowd :lol:

That was a big thing when I thought about owning a BRZ down the road. The ricer crowd must be ridiculous  :lol:
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CALL_911

Quote from: MrH on August 07, 2012, 07:20:16 AM
Speaking of rice....

The ricers have been out in full force now that I have the BRZ.  Got the stare down and nod of approval from some absolute white trash.  4 of them packed into a matte black, spray canned first gen Eclipse.  Nasty, eBay taillights, park bench wing, slammed to the ground on chrome wheels.  Just awful.  Big, blue coffee can exhaust.

I get this just about daily from the ricer crowd :lol:

I get that shit in the GTI. At least once a month, a dipshit in a fartcanned Civic/Tiburon/Integra (not to mention newer Sis) will try and race me. Last time it happened was on my way to VT, when a 2003 Tiburon replete with fart can, body kit on the verge of disintegrating, AND flashing reverse lights (?!) kept provoking me.

One of the downsides to driving a sport compact.


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SVT_Power

Quote from: CALL_911 on August 07, 2012, 08:53:10 AM
I get that shit in the GTI. At least once a month, a dipshit in a fartcanned Civic/Tiburon/Integra (not to mention newer Sis) will try and race me. Last time it happened was on my way to VT, when a 2003 Tiburon replete with fart can, body kit on the verge of disintegrating, AND flashing reverse lights (?!) kept provoking me.

One of the downsides to driving a sport compact.

I only had one guy try to race me while I had the SVTC. It was one of those strange looking Civic SiR's hatchback things we got here a few years ago. I didn't want any part of him (broad daylight, biggest street in town, cops are everywhere around this place). Good thing I didn't either, heard his BOV after he raced ahead  :lol:
"On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit'. And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high." - Ayrton Senna

Madman

Quote from: MrH on August 07, 2012, 07:20:16 AM
Speaking of rice....

The ricers have been out in full force now that I have the BRZ.  Got the stare down and nod of approval from some absolute white trash.  4 of them packed into a matte black, spray canned first gen Eclipse.  Nasty, eBay taillights, park bench wing, slammed to the ground on chrome wheels.  Just awful.  Big, blue coffee can exhaust.

I get this just about daily from the ricer crowd :lol:



Earning the nod of approval from knuckle-draggers like these is reason enough ditch BRZ.  Yeah, it's a nice car but the fact neanderthals like these tend to gravitate towards it is enough to make me scratch it off my list!.
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Rupert

#914
What other people think of your car is pretty important to you, huh?
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Madman

Quote from: Rupert on August 07, 2012, 11:58:43 AM
What other people think of your is pretty important to you, huh?


No, I just don't want to be an object of attraction for these low-lifes.
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

Rupert

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Madman

Quote from: Rupert on August 07, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
Right, like I said.


If you want white trash weirdos fawning all over you and your car, that's your business!
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

Quote from: CALL_911 on August 07, 2012, 08:53:10 AM
One of the downsides to driving a sport compact.

Get a proper car with RWD (like a BMW 118i) and they'll leave you alone.  :hammerhead:  :thumbsup:  :wtf:
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Madman

Honduh.




Honduh, part II.


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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." ~ Isaac Asimov

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

"One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts." - C.S. Lewis

cawimmer430

Why are Hondas so popular with ricers? I just don't get it.  :confused:
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Gotta-Qik-C7

Quote from: cawimmer430 on August 07, 2012, 03:03:00 PM
Why are Hondas so popular with ricers? I just don't get it.  :confused:
Me either.
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Rupert

Japan is cool and Honda is the BMW of Japan.

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hotrodalex

Quote from: cawimmer430 on August 07, 2012, 03:03:00 PM
Why are Hondas so popular with ricers? I just don't get it.  :confused:

I was wondering that the other day. What's so cool about a normal Civic? I can see the appeal of an Si, but most riced-out Civics are just base models.

I guess it's just what kids used to be able to get their hands on, and now it's turned into the cool car to have.

Cookie Monster

That black Accord coupe is pretty clean and not rice.
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hotrodalex

Quote from: thecarnut on August 07, 2012, 08:37:00 PM
That black Accord coupe is pretty clean and not rice.

I agree.

2o6

Quote from: hotrodalex on August 07, 2012, 07:07:53 PM
I was wondering that the other day. What's so cool about a normal Civic? I can see the appeal of an Si, but most riced-out Civics are just base models.

I guess it's just what kids used to be able to get their hands on, and now it's turned into the cool car to have.

Civics have been good to drive in base trim. And they have a reputation of slaughtering cars 10X the price not only at the drag strip, but on the circuit as well.



Ricers don't know that, though.

280Z Turbo

Quote from: hotrodalex on August 07, 2012, 07:07:53 PM
I was wondering that the other day. What's so cool about a normal Civic? I can see the appeal of an Si, but most riced-out Civics are just base models.

I guess it's just what kids used to be able to get their hands on, and now it's turned into the cool car to have.

They used to have double wishbone suspension that handled really well.

MrH

Quote from: Madman on August 07, 2012, 11:47:37 AM


Earning the nod of approval from knuckle-draggers like these is reason enough ditch BRZ.  Yeah, it's a nice car but the fact neanderthals like these tend to gravitate towards it is enough to make me scratch it off my list!.


:wtf:

Well, I also get a ton of compliments from normal people too.

Is that why you bought the Catera?  Because of the plethora of classy people it draws in?  Do they wear top hats, monocles, and pocket watches too? :lol:
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hotrodalex

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on August 07, 2012, 10:47:07 PM
They used to have double wishbone suspension that handled really well.

Not after you heat the springs and set the car on its bumpstops. :lol: