I'm an ass man

Started by TheIntrepid, October 13, 2007, 09:27:52 AM

Rupert

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Rupert

Quote from: Raghavan on October 13, 2007, 11:31:10 PM
OMG!

Raza, is it ok to use the word "ghey"?

No, because it means the same thing as "gay".
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heelntoe

Quote from: Payman on October 14, 2007, 01:04:21 AM
Nice frame, but she's a little large in the exhaust.
agreed. it needs one of them new shorty exhausts.
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MidnightDave

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SVT_Power

^what was the point of that post? :lol:
"On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit'. And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high." - Ayrton Senna

deesea

to show he likes ass. Personally i prefer this ass

So I'm Gonna start a revolution from my bed - Noel Gallagher

Raza

The Carrera GT isn't a car.  It's pornography.
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

deesea

Quote from: Raza  on October 14, 2007, 11:41:33 AM
The Carrera GT isn't a car.  It's pornography.

:nono: the 997 Carrera is pornography, not the CGT.
So I'm Gonna start a revolution from my bed - Noel Gallagher

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Quote from: deesea on October 14, 2007, 12:24:41 PM
:nono: the 997 Carrera is pornography, not the CGT.

They both are, but the CGT is the pwnzor.

Oh, and the 993 and 964, and original air-cooled 911's pwn the 997.


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deesea

EVERY single porsche beats the 996. WTF WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PUT ON THOSE HEADLIGHTS!?
So I'm Gonna start a revolution from my bed - Noel Gallagher

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: deesea on October 14, 2007, 01:19:18 PM
EVERY single porsche beats the 996. WTF WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PUT ON THOSE HEADLIGHTS!?

What are you talking about? Headlights are pretty much standard on most cars these days. It would be silly not to have them. :nutty:
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Quote from: deesea on October 14, 2007, 01:19:18 PM
EVERY single porsche beats the 996. WTF WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PUT ON THOSE HEADLIGHTS!?

Except the 986, and the 955.


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CALL_911

Quote from: deesea on October 14, 2007, 01:19:18 PM
EVERY single porsche beats the 996. WTF WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PUT ON THOSE HEADLIGHTS!?

Even though I like the 996 the lease out of every "911" made, I still love it. And just about every Porsche made, except the Cayenne.


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Raza



The original headlight weren't as bad as everyone says they are, but the facelifted ones look really good.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
If you can read this, you're too close


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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

CALL_911

Quote from: Raza  on October 14, 2007, 01:29:07 PM


The original headlight weren't as bad as everyone says they are, but the facelifted ones look really good.

Yeah, they really do. And I really LOVE the 996 GT3. It definitely ranks up there with some of my favorite 911's. Not quite my alltime favorite, but I like it a lot.


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Tave

Quote from: Submariner on October 13, 2007, 05:29:40 PM
Actually, now that you mention it, cock-breath is actually quite a nasty insult.

Yeah, but it's content neutral.
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

deesea

Quote from: Raza  on October 14, 2007, 01:29:07 PM


The original headlight weren't as bad as everyone says they are, but the facelifted ones look really good.

that little side thing on the headlights, just infuriates me :huh:

So I'm Gonna start a revolution from my bed - Noel Gallagher

eThirteen

Quote from: deesea on October 13, 2007, 09:06:49 PM
pfffffft, when i use the term faggot, i never thought about it as the gay homosexual thing. It's just liek using the word "gay", most teens nowadays call everything gay. "thats gay, this is gay, lifes gay blah blah blah" when i curse, i don't give a rats ass what it really means. I just stay off terms like "N******" and other terribly racial slurs. As for everything else, i don't really care, and i sure as hell aint going to start caring now :huh:

you always curse with the n-word....

redbloodedamerican

 
Quote from: Psilos on October 13, 2007, 09:26:40 PM
While we haven't made slaves out of gay people, we sure treated them like shit for a long time. There's definitely a legacy of oppression, even if it's not as severe as that of black people.

Have you ever seen those people out on the sidewalk at night? Apparently, if you wear a certain kind of handkerchief in your right or left pocket, it signifies what kind of activity you're into and whether you're the "master" or "slave". It's disgusting what some of the "slaves" are subjected to, things that I couldn't come close to describing.

I know this because back when I was going to Christ Episcopal Church, we were getting into the big spat with ACUSA over the recognizing gay clergy. Our church was divided over the issue, and was to vote on the issue after hearing opposing arguments. I led the opposition side and put together an unforgettable powerpoint presentation on why we couldn't tolerate homo clergy. The power of my arguments lay not in the scripture but on the basis of my extensive research into what exactly these people do and that it would likely happen in the house of God were it condoned.

Unfortunately, my inventive references to the possibility of the eucharist being tainted with dirty crisco and the King James Bible being replaced with the Prince Albert Bible didn't go over very well, and the presentation came to an end before I even got to show any pictures.


JYODER240

Some of you kids know nothing about 911's past or present and only say one is better than the other based on looks.
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sandertheshark

Quote from: redbloodedamerican on October 14, 2007, 07:39:39 PM
Unfortunately, my inventive references to the possibility of the eucharist being tainted with dirty crisco and the King James Bible being replaced with the Prince Albert Bible didn't go over very well, and the presentation came to an end before I even got to show any pictures.
That's a shame.  I sure they would have enjoyed the rest of the show.

deesea

Quote from: JYODER240 on October 15, 2007, 11:13:41 AM
Some of you kids know nothing about 911's past or present and only say one is better than the other based on looks.

yup, but thats only when i compare the 996 and 997 ,

I'd take a 2.7 RS in a heartbeat. :lol:
So I'm Gonna start a revolution from my bed - Noel Gallagher

Onslaught




Look familiar?
We must live close to each other. I've seen many of these cars and I know the location of this Mazda dealership on Independence Blvd.

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Quote from: JYODER240 on October 15, 2007, 11:13:41 AM
Some of you kids know nothing about 911's past or present and only say one is better than the other based on looks.

I resent that.


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CALL_911

No, seriously, I really do resent that.


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