Rule #1: No Poofters

Started by ifcar, November 07, 2007, 09:28:51 AM

Soup DeVille

Quote from: ifcar on November 12, 2007, 01:24:34 PM
No...

A Tracker isn't a logical choice. Haven't I made my position on logic clear?

You have internet access. Logically you don't really need a vehicle at all.

But yes, a Tracker would fail to even meet a minimal standard of logic.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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sandertheshark

Quote from: TBR on November 11, 2007, 08:31:01 PM
There goes the whole "homosexual guys are well groomed" stereotype.
He does have exquisitely trimmed facial hair.  Far more attention to detail than I've ever spent on my goatee.

And he's wearing a black leather jacket but his teeth are much too clean to belong to a biker.  That leaves the tough-guy gay.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: sandertheshark on November 12, 2007, 06:31:37 PM
He does have exquisitely trimmed facial hair.  Far more attention to detail than I've ever spent on my goatee.

And he's wearing a black leather jacket but his teeth are much too clean to belong to a biker.  That leaves the tough-guy gay.

Nope. He's a bear.

And don't even ask me how I know about that particular subset of gaydom.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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The Pirate

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 12, 2007, 06:34:48 PM
Nope. He's a bear.

And don't even ask me how I know about that particular subset of gaydom.


Hahaha, I learned what bears were from An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder.  It was a Q&A type event that he did in Toronto.
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

sandertheshark

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 12, 2007, 06:34:48 PM
Nope. He's a bear.

And don't even ask me how I know about that particular subset of gaydom.
I'll take your word for it, but somehow that sounds right.

dazzleman

Quote from: sandertheshark on November 12, 2007, 06:31:37 PM
He does have exquisitely trimmed facial hair.  Far more attention to detail than I've ever spent on my goatee.


I think his facial hair looks like s*%t.

Sander, at what age did you first sport a goatee?
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

TheIntrepid

Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:04:09 PM
I think his facial hair looks like s*%t.

Sander, at what age did you first sport a goatee?

I started at 17, kept it for a couple months. Only a few pics for evidence. :mask:

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dazzleman

Quote from: TheIntrepid on November 12, 2007, 08:09:30 PM
I started at 17, kept it for a couple months. Only a few pics for evidence. :mask:

Did you have a goatee, or a full beard, Trep?
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

sandertheshark

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Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:04:09 PM
I think his facial hair looks like s*%t.

Sander, at what age did you first sport a goatee?
19.  I grew it back when I was 23.  I like the look.

But yeah, the gray chopper plus soul patch does look a little stupid.

dazzleman

Quote from: sandertheshark on November 12, 2007, 08:18:45 PM
19.  I grew it back when I was 23.  I like the look.

But yeah, the gray Frank Zappa does look a little stupid.

My opinion about facial hair is that it doesn't look good unless it's black or dark brown.  Once it's grey or white, it's past time to get rid of it.  At that point, it only accentuates aging.  Plus, that guy's facial hair is way too long.  He looks like s*$t.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

The Pirate

I wish I could grow a decent soul patch.  I fill in everywhere else quite nicely, but I am denied the pleasure of hair in that one spot.  :rage: :lol:
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

TheIntrepid


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1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

dazzleman

Quote from: The Pirate on November 12, 2007, 08:24:01 PM
I wish I could grow a decent soul patch.  I fill in everywhere else quite nicely, but I am denied the pleasure of hair in that one spot.  :rage: :lol:

What color does your facial hair come in, Adam?  Blond, or reddish?
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

dazzleman

A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

The Pirate

Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:31:57 PM
What color does your facial hair come in, Adam?  Blond, or reddish?


It's just a bit darker than my hair color.  It's a definite reddish color.  It's funny, I've had either a goatee or a full beard since I was 20 or so.  I shaved completely a few weeks before the GTG, and that was the first time I've been clean-shaven in that time period.
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

TheIntrepid

Quote from: The Pirate on November 12, 2007, 08:37:15 PM

It's just a bit darker than my hair color.  It's a definite reddish color.  It's funny, I've had either a goatee or a full beard since I was 20 or so.  I shaved completely a few weeks before the GTG, and that was the first time I've been clean-shaven in that time period.

Wanted to look good for Dazzle, I see. :wub: ;)

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dazzleman

Quote from: TheIntrepid on November 12, 2007, 08:38:11 PM
Wanted to look good for Dazzle, I see. :wub: ;)

Nah, I think he has a crush on IrishGuy.  I was a little jealous, actually..... :lol: :evildude:
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

dazzleman

Quote from: The Pirate on November 12, 2007, 08:37:15 PM

It's just a bit darker than my hair color.  It's a definite reddish color.  It's funny, I've had either a goatee or a full beard since I was 20 or so.  I shaved completely a few weeks before the GTG, and that was the first time I've been clean-shaven in that time period.

Did you shave because you were looking for a job?
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

TheIntrepid

Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:41:41 PM
Nah, I think he has a crush on IrishGuy.  I was a little jealous, actually..... :lol: :evildude:

I should sig that. :devil:


Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:42:28 PM
Did you shave because you were looking for a job?

:lol:


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dazzleman

Quote from: TheIntrepid on November 12, 2007, 08:45:16 PM
I should sig that. :devil:


:lol:



Nah, that wouldn't be a nice thing to do to Adam.  :tounge:
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

The Pirate

Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:42:28 PM
Did you shave because you were looking for a job?


Yes, that was part of the decision.  The other side of it was just an impulse that came as I stood in the bathroom with the razor.  :lol:
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

The Pirate

Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:47:34 PM
Nah, that wouldn't be a nice thing to do to Adam.  :tounge:


He can sig whatever he wants.  I'll find something equally vicious in return though, and put that in my sig.  :devil:


I dare ya, Trep!
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

TheIntrepid

Nah man, not after the big favor you did for me tonight. :cheers:

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dazzleman

Quote from: TheIntrepid on November 12, 2007, 08:51:13 PM
Nah man, not after the big favor you did for me tonight. :cheers:

What did he do for you, Trep?
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

TheIntrepid

Quote from: dazzleman on November 12, 2007, 08:52:14 PM
What did he do for you, Trep?

Edited my essay worth 30% due tomorrow morning.

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dazzleman

Quote from: TheIntrepid on November 12, 2007, 08:52:34 PM
Edited my essay worth 30% due tomorrow morning.

Now that's a good friend.... :ohyeah:
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

TheIntrepid


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1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

Raghavan

I should shave but I'm too lazy.
My mom says I look like a terrorist. :lol:
:mask:

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Raghavan on November 12, 2007, 09:06:35 PM
I should shave but I'm too lazy.
My mom says I look like a terrorist. :lol:
:mask:


Oooh, you should definitely go with that look then.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Raghavan

Quote from: Soup DeVille on November 12, 2007, 09:09:29 PM

Oooh, you should definitely go with that look then.
:lol:
I don't know what she's talking about though. It's pretty dense but doesn't grow very long.