My First Time

[CALL_911]

Oh, and if you say anything about women drivers near my sister, she goes crazy.

Funny how her car is the one that used to be in great condition before she took it over. Oh man, it looks like it was in a demolition derby now.

[CALL_911]

Then again, it was a hit and run from when it was parked, so not really her fault. But it does need a new starter motor, don't know why it's so fucked up.

[dazzleman]

Oh, and if you say anything about women drivers near my sister, she goes crazy.

Funny how her car is the one that used to be in great condition before she took it over. Oh man, it looks like it was in a demolition derby now.

She sounds a little defensive.  If she can't take a joke, hopefully she's not dishing much out either.

[TheIntrepid]

Funny you say that, because I know for a fact that my dad has had his fair number of triple-digit speeds done on the LIE. In fact, his little bro took out our A4 for a meeting somewhere out east, and told my dad he took it to 120. My dad just laughed. Then there's my mother who I've never seen drive over 60 mph. Women drivers. 

I was in the car with my mom yesterday evening, after my little run-in, and I thought she'd tell me to slow down after my warning, but nah, she was in a good mood and I was doing a good 130 the whole way on the highway.

[TheIntrepid]

Then again, it was a hit and run from when it was parked, so not really her fault. But it does need a new starter motor, don't know why it's so fucked up.

PICS!

[dazzleman]

I was in the car with my mom yesterday evening, after my little run-in, and I thought she'd tell me to slow down after my warning, but nah, she was in a good mood and I was doing a good 130 the whole way on the highway.

I'm glad to hear you were right back to speeding the same day as your run-in.

It won't be long before you get a real ticket....

[CALL_911]

She sounds a little defensive.  If she can't take a joke, hopefully she's not dishing much out either.

She is. And I make it a point to argue with her and make her look like an idiot.

[TheIntrepid]

She is. And I make it a point to argue with her and make her look like an idiot.

She's smoking hot. She's bound to be a little defensive.

[dazzleman]

She's smoking hot. She's bound to be a little defensive.

Smoking hot women usually have less reason to be defensive.

[TheIntrepid]

Smoking hot women usually have less reason to be defensive.

Clearly not his sister. He said himself she's defensive

[dazzleman]

Clearly not his sister. He said himself she's defensive

How long do you think it will be before you actually get a ticket, Trep?

[TheIntrepid]

How long do you think it will be before you actually get a ticket, Trep?

*knocks wood*

A long time.

[dazzleman]

*knocks wood*

A long time.

I don't think it will be long.  You're asking for it, man....

[SVT_Power]

I've already gotten my first. I'll pray for yours to happen soon

[dazzleman]

I've already gotten my first. I'll pray for yours to happen soon

The sooner it happens, the better....

[CALL_911]

She's smoking hot. She's bound to be a little defensive.

Trep, you hardly saw a pic of her. Like a small tiny picture. You have hardly seen her.

[dazzleman]

Trep, you hardly saw a pic of her. Like a small tiny picture. You have hardly seen her.

Ro, with you being the wiseass that you are, I bet you won't be driving long before you get nailed....

[TheIntrepid]

Trep, you hardly saw a pic of her. Like a small tiny picture. You have hardly seen her.

Small tiny picture? There are 2 on your Stalkbook right now, fool

I think Facebook pics are 640x480.

[CALL_911]

Ro, with you being the wiseass that you are, I bet you won't be driving long before you get nailed....

You might be the 400th person to tell me that. 

[CALL_911]

Small tiny picture? There are 2 on your Stalkbook right now, fool

I think Facebook pics are 640x480.

Words cannot describe what a creep you are.

[Raghavan]

Words cannot describe what a creep you are.

LOL!

[dazzleman]

You might be the 400th person to tell me that. 

Then we must all be right.....those other people must know you pretty well, man...

[bing_oh]

*knocks wood*

A long time.

Oh, no. Now that we've been introduced ("we" in the LE community sense, of course), it's only a matter of time. We know who you are. We're watching you. We're just waiting for a REALLY good reason to cement our relationship.

And, congratulations on your introduction to our little fraternity. You're not a real man until you've gotten the big ticket, though.

[Lazerous]

Oh, no. Now that we've been introduced ("we" in the LE community sense, of course), it's only a matter of time. We know who you are. We're watching you. We're just waiting for a REALLY good reason to cement our relationship.

And, congratulations on your introduction to our little fraternity. You're not a real man until you've gotten the big ticket, though.

My initiation was quite harsh, having to go to court and do community service. I pulled through though, and now have a a newfound respect for you LEO's even though I still enjoy giving you guys a hard time by taking you off your doughnut and coffee breaks to come and catch me

[bing_oh]

My initiation was quite harsh, having to go to court and do community service. I pulled through though, and now have a a newfound respect for you LEO's even though I still enjoy giving you guys a hard time by taking you off your doughnut and coffee breaks to come and catch me

Ha! Joke's on you...donuts are highly portable and modern cup technology not only prevents coffee spills but even keeps it warm in the car! We can now munch donuts and slurp coffee WHILE we write your ticket!

[dazzleman]

And, congratulations on your introduction to our little fraternity. You're not a real man until you've gotten the big ticket, though.

It's great to see that even a cop thinks that way....

[Lazerous]

Ha! Joke's on you...donuts are highly portable and modern cup technology not only prevents coffee spills but even keeps it warm in the car! We can now munch donuts and slurp coffee WHILE we write your ticket!

Bastards...

[bing_oh]

It's great to see that even a cop thinks that way....

Hey, I wasn't always a cop. I've gotten tickets and very much enjoyed a little high-speed challenge on the highways during my formative years. Tell ya the truth, I STILL like a little speed now and then. I just have the blinky lights and sirens to make it legit, now.

[CALL_911]

Hey, I wasn't always a cop. I've gotten tickets and very much enjoyed a little high-speed challenge on the highways during my formative years. Tell ya the truth, I STILL like a little speed now and then. I just have the blinky lights and sirens to make it legit, now.

[dazzleman]

Hey, I wasn't always a cop. I've gotten tickets and very much enjoyed a little high-speed challenge on the highways during my formative years. Tell ya the truth, I STILL like a little speed now and then. I just have the blinky lights and sirens to make it legit, now.

You get points for honesty, man....