40-page thread about a Jetta

[280Z Turbo]

more cargo capacity than yoru average Ford Ranger

The doors don't even line up in that pic.

The unibody is fucked.

[Eye of the Tiger]

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Blasphemy.

Because the V8Q is for old German men with turkey necks and droopy balls.

Please make your own a SOB thread if you wish to continue with these shenanigans

[Soup DeVille]

Because the V8Q is for old German men with turkey necks and droopy balls.

I'll take your word for it, but I've never seen an old German man's balls.

[sandertheshark]

The reason for this thread's existence makes me sad.

This entire thread is a tragedy.

[Eye of the Tiger]

This entire thread is a tragedy.

A tragedy easily avoided if my sugar daddy would have given me about $4,000 instead of spending it on silly Chevy Avalanches. 

[sandertheshark]

A tragedy easily avoided if my sugar daddy would have given me about $4,000 instead of spending it on silly Chevy Avalanches. 

I told you, you need to give daddy more sugar.

[280Z Turbo]

Blasphemy.

Please make your own a SOB thread if you wish to continue with these shenanigans

We're never going to get to 30 pages without shenanigans.


is greater than

[Cookie Monster]

We're never going to get to 30 pages without shenanigans.


is greater than

Is that Infiniti engine transversely mounted?

[Eye of the Tiger]

I told you, you need to give daddy more sugar.

here, this one's for you

[Eye of the Tiger]

Is that Infiniti engine transversely mounted?

No

[Cookie Monster]

No

It looks like it.

[Eye of the Tiger]

It looks like it.

You're being fooled by that POS Jap intake manifold.

[280Z Turbo]

It looks like it.

The intake is sideways.

I want a Nissan VH45DE in my Z someday.

[sandertheshark]

here, this one's for you

I was think less of that sugar and more of this sugar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p0z1y5mg_E

[Cookie Monster]

You're being fooled by that POS Jap intake manifold.

Yeah, probably.
It looks like a white spider with an infiniti badge stuck on it perched on top of the engine.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I was think less of that sugar and more of this sugar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p0z1y5mg_E

I would certainly be willing to give you a live performance of that for a modest fee of only $4000.

[TheIntrepid]

[Cookie Monster]

Wow, you're so unfunny... Go away.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Reported.

[280Z Turbo]

You're being fooled by that POS Jap intake manifold.

Better than your Nazi plastic engine cover.

It takes 2 Nuclear bombs to stop the Japanese. The Germans give up long before that.

[S204STi]

Sweet feathery jesus...

[Eye of the Tiger]

Better than your Nazi plastic engine cover.

It takes 2 Nuclear bombs to stop the Japanese. The Germans give up long before that.

That thing you call the "engine cover" is actually an integral part of the air filter housing, and it was the German's idea to take over the world in the first place.

[Cookie Monster]

Sweet feathery jesus...

[Eye of the Tiger]

Sweet feathery jesus...

You might want to have that checked...

[CALL_911]

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[CALL_911]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH TREP YOU'RE SO FUNNEH LAWL WHERE YOU GET SO FUNNEY FROM LAWL?!?!? OMG




Joke was killed about 3 years ago. Actually, it was never funny.

[Rupert]

Man, you're way worse than I!

[280Z Turbo]

That thing you call the "engine cover" is actually an integral part of the air filter housing, and it was the German's idea to take over the world in the first place.

The Germans always start shit they can't finish right.

Case in point: the Wankel engine.

[Eye of the Tiger]

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Reported.

This thread is to celebrate my new Jetta, not rub in my face the fact that I had to give up the awesomest car ever.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Man, you're way worse than I!

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