40-page thread about a Jetta

[CALL_911]

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This thread is to celebrate my new Jetta, not rub in my face the fact that I had to give up the awesomest car ever.

It wuz t3h awesome. I agr33.

When you get rich and become an engineer, buy another one, a 4.2 with a stick.

[Eye of the Tiger]

It wuz t3h awesome. I agr33.

When you get rich and become an engineer, buy another one, a 4.2 with a stick.

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You know I failed calculus, so now you're rubbing it in my face that I won't be an engineer.

[Cookie Monster]

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You know I failed calculus, so now you're rubbing it in my face that I won't be an engineer.

[Eye of the Tiger]

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WTF stands for "What the Fuck?", and that is a swear word. I am offended.

[280Z Turbo]

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WTF stands for "What the Fuck?", and that is a swear word. I am offended.

You just said "fuck" you fuckin' fuckface.

[Eye of the Tiger]

You just said "fuck" you fuckin' fuckface.

Fuck you
you Fucking Fuck
Go fuck yourself.

[Eye of the Tiger]

This is the 340-gram shifter knob that will be going in the Jetta. It needs some weight on it's stick.

[sandertheshark]

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Overuse of reported.

[Eye of the Tiger]

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Overuse of reported.

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Because I fucking feel like it.

[sandertheshark]

I would certainly be willing to give you a live performance of that for a modest fee of only $4000.

For that kind of money, I expect you to cut your arm off and still play drums like Rick Allen.

[Cookie Monster]

Nick, when are you getting the shift knob? Did you order it already?

[Eye of the Tiger]

For that kind of money, I expect you to cut your arm off and still play drums like Rick Allen.

I don't do drums. I will play bass and sing. You will have to hire more guys for the rest of it.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Nick, when are you getting the shift knob? Did you order it already?

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You're being impatient. z0mg, in like a week

[280Z Turbo]

Did you throw on a 16V head yet?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Did you throw on a 16V head yet?

I didn't have the money for that, so I just put some more valves in the stock head. I think I was able to fit about five more valves and then I ran out of space.

[280Z Turbo]

I didn't have the money for that, so I just put some more valves in the stock head. I think I was able to fit about five more valves and then I ran out of space.

Get a 16V head from a MK II GTI or Scirocco.

[Cookie Monster]

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You're being impatient. z0mg, in like a week

Well, you're a ric3r.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Get a 16V head from a MK II GTI or Scirocco.

Or I can not fix it if it ain't broke. Maybe I'll put a big-o-cam in there and some big-o-valve springs so I can rev it to 7,000 rpms.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Well, you're a ric3r.

You don't even have a car.

[Cookie Monster]

You don't even have a car.

My two R/C cars makes up for it.

[Eye of the Tiger]

My two R/C cars makes up for it.

That's right, you WISH you had a Jetta.

[sandertheshark]

I don't do drums. I will play bass and sing. You will have to hire more guys for the rest of it.

I can do Joe Elliot myself, but if I have to hire multiple Def Leppard cover artists, that's coming out of your four grand.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I can do Joe Elliot myself, but if I have to hire multiple Def Leppard cover artists, that's coming out of your four grand.

I think we'll be fine with a drum machine - heck, it might even be better.

[sandertheshark]

I think we'll be fine with a drum machine - heck, it might even be better.

Fuck it, let's just do coke and play Guitar Hero.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Fuck it, let's just do coke and play Guitar Hero.

I suck at that game. I rocked one song I never heard before on hard mode, but then I sucked at everything else. I don't think the coke will help, either. However, I will challenge you to a game of Karaoke Revolution.

[sandertheshark]

I suck at that game. I rocked one song I never heard before on hard mode, but then I sucked at everything else. I don't think the coke will help, either. However, I will challenge you to a game of Karaoke Revolution.

You're on.  My Axl Rose is unbeatable.

[Eye of the Tiger]

You're on.  My Axl Rose is unbeatable.

Axl Rose is a screaming n00b

[sandertheshark]

Axl Rose is a screaming n00b

Crank up "You Could Be Mine" and say that again.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Crank up "You Could Be Mine" and say that again.

ok

[Eye of the Tiger]

Actaully, if you can sing a good Sweet Child O Mine, I got the bass part down on that. Now, we need two guitar players and a drum machine