40-page thread about a Jetta

[Eye of the Tiger]

My sociology professor from last semester (who is a "practicing" homosexual, according to the prejudice speech he gave us at the beginning of the year) drives a Jetta. A previous-generation one, badged "Bora"

I don't care. Mine is better than his.

[TheIntrepid]

I don't care. Mine is better than his.

His is a TDI with leather interior and a 5-speed. Black on black with heavy tint.

His > yours.

[Soup DeVille]

My sociology professor from last semester (who is a "practicing" homosexual, according to the prejudice speech he gave us at the beginning of the year) drives a Jetta. A previous-generation one, badged "Bora"

A practicing homosexual?

Does that mean he's still unsure what color chartreuse is?

[Cookie Monster]

Bump for a 30 page Jetta thread!

[Eye of the Tiger]

Bump for a 30 page Jetta thread!

Wall clouds FTMFW! 

[Cookie Monster]

[Eye of the Tiger]

:puke:

[J86]

cmon man, ya gotta do sometihng dumb with your car soon!

[Cookie Monster]

:puke:

[The Pirate]

Any flamez for the Jetta?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Any flamez for the Jetta?

I really should.

[Eye of the Tiger]

cmon man, ya gotta do sometihng dumb with your car soon!

NOS?

[The Pirate]

I really should.

They'd cancel out the Dartmouth Lacrosse sticker. 

[Cookie Monster]

They'd cancel out the Dartmouth Lacrosse sticker. 

[Eye of the Tiger]

They'd cancel out the Dartmouth Lacrosse sticker. 

but what happens when i remove the lax stikr?

[Cookie Monster]

but what happens when i remove the lax stikr?

Then the car would reek of awesome!

[Eye of the Tiger]

Then the car would reek of awesome!

Hmmmmm


But what if I put NAWZ on it for real like?

[The Pirate]

but what happens when i remove the lax stikr?

It's a lacrosse sticker on a Jetta.  You can take the sticker off, but that still means that two dudes fornicated in the backseat...

[Eye of the Tiger]

It's a lacrosse sticker on a Jetta.  You can take the sticker off, but that still means that two dudes fornicated in the backseat...

fuck...

[The Pirate]

fuck...

that's what they did...

[Cookie Monster]

Hmmmmm


But what if I put NAWZ on it for real like?

It has to be spelled 'NAWZ' or 'NAWS' though. 'NOS' is unacceptable.

[Eye of the Tiger]

It has to be spelled 'NAWZ' or 'NAWS' though. 'NOS' is unacceptable.

Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual stuff, not just stickerz

[sandertheshark]

It's a lacrosse sticker on a Jetta.  You can take the sticker off, but that still means that two dudes fornicated in the backseat...

You don't even want to know what's happened to the gearshift...

[Cookie Monster]

Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual stuff, not just stickerz

Oh.
But what if a gang of AZN guise on bikes came and shot your '3tta?

[Cookie Monster]

You don't even want to know what's happened to the gearshift...

Oh sheesh.
Good thing he's getting a new one.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Oh.
But what if a gang of AZN guise on bikes came and shot your '3tta?

Maybe the buster won't keep you out of handcuffs.

[Eye of the Tiger]

You don't even want to know what's happened to the gearshift...

x0mg WHAT HAPPENED?

[Vinsanity]

fuck...

hey, no wonder you got such a good deal

[Eye of the Tiger]

hey, no wonder you got such a good deal

It's cuz I am the ultimate wheeler and dealer.

[CALL_911]

Oh.
But what if a gang of AZN guise on bikes came and shot your '3tta?

TORETTO! TORETTO! SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!

Toretto's Response:
Aw mannn!