40-page thread about a Jetta

[280Z Turbo]

Nick, do you enjoy the fact that your trunk release is in a super secret location?

[CALL_911]

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This is not a grammar thread.

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[Eye of the Tiger]

So, like Thursday I'm going to try getting all the little things fixed on the Jetta. After than, I can really have some fun with it.

[CJ]

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[CALL_911]

So, like Thursday I'm going to try getting all the little things fixed on the Jetta. After than, I can really have some fun with it.

Get that newspeed SC/intake combo.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Nick, do you enjoy the fact that your trunk release is in a super secret location?

I love that the center console lid has a key lock, too.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Get that newspeed SC/intake combo.

Yeah, because I just have $2500.

[2o6]

SHE IS, I TELL YOU!  And her backpack!  Ohhh, that fucking backpack.  It has EVERYTHING you need to survive in America.  EVERYTHING.

You don't like rap music, but this video is hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lz8au0eMTs


this one too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWz351wOEU&feature=related

[CALL_911]

Yeah, because I just have $2500.

woops. I thought Nigerians had sent you moniez.

[280Z Turbo]

One thing I don't like is how the glove box handle is not on the glove box door.

[Eye of the Tiger]

You don't like rap music, but this video is hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lz8au0eMTs


this one too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWz351wOEU&feature=related

Reported.

NSFW.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I was checking prices on parts for the Jetta, and everything is pretty cheap except for one thing: spark plug wires are $112 a set.

[Raza]

Nick, would you like to get rid of your Jetta for a 1991 900 Turbo 5 speed?  1100 obo.

[Vinsanity]

I hate the fact that I'm amused by that pic

[Soup DeVille]

I hate the fact that I'm amused by that pic

The joke is:

Everybody know the T-rex's arms were basically useless.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Nick, would you like to get rid of your Jetta for a 1991 900 Turbo 5 speed?  1100 obo.

I'll consider it.

[Eye of the Tiger]

The joke is:

Everybody know the T-rex's arms were basically useless.

It's not a T-rex, it's a Megalosaurus.

[Cookie Monster]

I'll consider it.

WTF, really?

[Soup DeVille]

It's not a T-rex, it's a Megalosaurus.

The dancing should have tipped me off.

[Eye of the Tiger]

WTF, really?

Maybe in a few months, after I've fixed everything on the Jetta.

[Cookie Monster]

Maybe in a few months, after I've fixed everything on the Jetta.

That'd be some insane car hopping if you actually did buy the 900.

[Eye of the Tiger]

That'd be some insane car hopping if you actually did buy the 900.

I've done worse

[280Z Turbo]

I was checking prices on parts for the Jetta, and everything is pretty cheap except for one thing: spark plug wires are $112 a set.

They are special ones with metal boots.

[Eye of the Tiger]

They are special ones with metal boots.

What else should I know?

[The Pirate]

So, like Thursday I'm going to try getting all the little things fixed on the Jetta. After than, I can really have some fun with it.

What does it need?

[280Z Turbo]

The brakes don't work if the pads don't have friction material.

[Eye of the Tiger]

What does it need?

Wipers
Exhaust

Then, as far as I know, it'll pass the state inspection so I can be LEGAL

[Eye of the Tiger]

The brakes don't work if the pads don't have friction material.

Hmmmmm

I'll check on that.

[280Z Turbo]

Wipers
Exhaust

Then, as far as I know, it'll pass the state inspection so I can be LEGAL

My brother's Jetta's exhaust rusted off once.

[Eye of the Tiger]

My brother's Jetta's exhaust rusted off once.

I farted once.