40-page thread about a Jetta

Started by Eye of the Tiger, February 04, 2008, 05:19:57 PM

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 12, 2008, 09:43:58 PM
Fine, BO, farts, and cheeseburgers. :rolleyes:

I also don't want to roll around in all your discarded boogers and fingernails.

I smells good, and I don't clip my fingernails in my car! :rage:
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the Teuton

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 12, 2008, 09:43:58 PM
Fine, BO, farts, and cheeseburgers. :rolleyes:

I also don't want to roll around in all your discarded boogers and fingernails.

Like I said, for the cost of a case of beer, you can crash at my place.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

280Z Turbo

It's a lot of money and a long way from home to break down.

I'll think about it.

thewizard16

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 12, 2008, 09:52:20 PM
It's a lot of money and a long way from home to break down.

I'll think about it.
I've never heard the excuse "long way from home to break down" seriously used by someone who wasn't trying to think up random excuses. :lol:
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Quote from: Raza  link=topic=27909.msg1787179#msg1787179 date=1349117110
You're my age.  We're getting old.  Plus, now that you're married, your life expectancy has gone way down, since you're more likely to be poisoned by your wife.

the Teuton

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 12, 2008, 09:52:20 PM
It's a lot of money and a long way from home to break down.

I'll think about it.

I'll even let you have most of the beers.  I figure there will be enough people there to justify sticking a keg in the (small) kitchen for everyone.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

280Z Turbo

It's a 30 year old car, half of the parts on it don't belong on it, and it's a 400 mile trip.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 12, 2008, 09:57:16 PM
It's a 30 year old car, half of the parts on it don't belong on it, and it's a 400 mile trip.

I will drive to your house and tow your Z with the Jet.
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Eye of the Tiger

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CALL_911



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2016 340xi

280Z Turbo

Do I really want to meet you assholes in person? :lol:

TheIntrepid

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 12, 2008, 10:06:55 PM
Do I really want to meet you assholes in person? :lol:

No. I'm actually funny in person and am so bloody sexy you will want to kill yourself, but resist the urge.

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1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

CALL_911

Quote from: TheIntrepid on February 12, 2008, 10:07:56 PM
No. I'm actually funny in person and am so bloody sexy you will want to kill yourself, but resist the urge.

It's usually the ones who think they're funny that are lame.


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2016 340xi

TheIntrepid

Quote from: CALL_911 on February 12, 2008, 10:08:36 PM
It's usually the ones who think they're funny that are lame.

Shut the fuck up, kid with sexy sister.

2004 Chrysler Intrepid R/T Clone - Titanium Graphite [3.5L V6 - 250hp]
1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

Eye of the Tiger

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CALL_911



2004 S2000
2016 340xi

TheIntrepid

Quote from: CALL_911 on February 12, 2008, 10:11:33 PM
Once again, LAME.

Well we have to get Nick's thread to be more popular don't we?

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1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

the Teuton

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 12, 2008, 10:06:55 PM
Do I really want to meet you assholes in person? :lol:

Yes.

Second point of contention:

Ro, do you have a hot sister?
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

TheIntrepid

Quote from: the Teuton on February 12, 2008, 10:13:18 PM
Yes.

Second point of contention:

Ro, do you have a hot sister?

Two Tons: AIM.

2004 Chrysler Intrepid R/T Clone - Titanium Graphite [3.5L V6 - 250hp]
1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

CALL_911



2004 S2000
2016 340xi

TheIntrepid


2004 Chrysler Intrepid R/T Clone - Titanium Graphite [3.5L V6 - 250hp]
1996 BMW 325i Convertible - Brilliant Black [2.5L I6 - 189hp]

Eye of the Tiger

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Eye of the Tiger

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Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
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Eye of the Tiger

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

Eye of the Tiger

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

thewizard16

There are better ways to make this 30 pages than an endless loop or ARBT material.  :pullover:
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Quote from: Raza  link=topic=27909.msg1787179#msg1787179 date=1349117110
You're my age.  We're getting old.  Plus, now that you're married, your life expectancy has gone way down, since you're more likely to be poisoned by your wife.

280Z Turbo

Quote from: the Teuton on February 12, 2008, 09:56:41 PM
I'll even let you have most of the beers.  I figure there will be enough people there to justify sticking a keg in the (small) kitchen for everyone.

No problem there.

I don't drink booze.