40-page thread about a Jetta

Started by Eye of the Tiger, February 04, 2008, 05:19:57 PM

280Z Turbo

Quote from: Soup DeVille on February 13, 2008, 09:28:43 PM
Always a major design concern.

Nothing is more heartbreaking than a plastic reflector with skin cancer.

That's why the Germans came up with an ingenious way to prevent it.

Eye of the Tiger

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Soup DeVille

Quote from: NACar on February 13, 2008, 09:37:01 PM
I need NOS

Everyone needs NOS. Old men need NOS. Kids learning how to drive need NOS. 70 year old grandmothers with glaucoma need NOS.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on February 13, 2008, 09:38:38 PM
Everyone needs NOS. Old men need NOS. Kids learning how to drive need NOS. 70 year old grandmothers with glaucoma need NOS.

+1

but first, I need a new clutch
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Soup DeVille

Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on February 13, 2008, 09:41:38 PM
Afterwards too.

I'll get an ub3r friction performance one-puck racing clutch.
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Cookie Monster

Quote from: NACar on February 13, 2008, 09:37:01 PM
I need NOS
My cousin apparently installed NOS on his dad's '02 Accord DX. :lol:
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
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2 4 R

Soup DeVille

Quote from: NACar on February 13, 2008, 09:43:11 PM
I'll get an ub3r friction performance one-puck racing clutch.

One-puck?  That'll be nice in traffic.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

280Z Turbo

Puck clutches with no springs in the hub are the devil.

Cookie Monster

What exactly is a one-puck clutch? One spring instead of 3-4?
RWD > FWD
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: thecarnut on February 13, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
What exactly is a one-puck clutch? One spring instead of 3-4?


You see, this has is four-pucks


This one is three-pucks


I want a one-puck  :devil:
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280Z Turbo

Quote from: thecarnut on February 13, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
What exactly is a one-puck clutch? One spring instead of 3-4?

It is a retarded invention by Nick.



Here's a 4 puck clutch with a sprung hub.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: thecarnut on February 13, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
What exactly is a one-puck clutch? One spring instead of 3-4?




This is a 3-puck clutch




These are normal clutches.

They don't make one-puck clutches, but generally, the fewer pucks, the harsher the take-off.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Cookie Monster

Quote from: NACar on February 13, 2008, 09:46:36 PM

You see, this has is four-pucks


This one is three-pucks


I want a one-puck  :devil:
What about the ones that are completely circular?
And it seems that a 1 puck clutch would be hard to engage. :huh:
RWD > FWD
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

280Z Turbo

Quote from: NACar on February 13, 2008, 09:46:36 PM

You see, this has is four-pucks


This one is three-pucks


I want a one-puck  :devil:

I think the unbalanced forces would destroy your input shaft bearing or something...

Cookie Monster

I see that Soup de Poop has answered my question. :cheers:
RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

Eye of the Tiger

Lots of clutch pics suddenly appeared! One-puck FTW! :rockon:
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 13, 2008, 09:48:31 PM
I think the unbalanced forces would destroy your input shaft bearing or something...

no wai. i wud just have the ultimatest clutch evar
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280Z Turbo


Eye of the Tiger

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280Z Turbo

Quote from: NACar on February 13, 2008, 09:49:27 PM
no wai. i wud just have the ultimatest clutch evar

Puck clutches hold less torque than their full face counterparts.

Puck clutches are good at destroying things, but not much else.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 13, 2008, 09:51:29 PM
Puck clutches hold less torque than their full face counterparts.

Puck clutches are good at destroying things, but not much else.

just like my one puck will destroy your Zed  :praise:
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Cookie Monster

Quote from: NACar on February 13, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
:nono:

purple pressure plates pwn


Yeah, when it's all concealed in a transmission. :lol:
RWD > FWD
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2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

280Z Turbo

They break traction, stub axles, half shafts, differentials, driveshafts, transmissions, pressure plates, and flywheels.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 13, 2008, 09:55:20 PM
They break traction, stub axles, half shafts, differentials, driveshafts, transmissions, pressure plates, and flywheels.

My Jet's drivetrain is good to 902hp with absolute traction at the wheels.  :devil:
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 13, 2008, 09:55:20 PM
They break traction, stub axles, half shafts, differentials, driveshafts, transmissions, pressure plates, and flywheels.

They're still popular on VW based sand buggies.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

280Z Turbo

VW people cannot be trusted. They are nothing but a bunch of damn dirty hippies and Neo-Nazis.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 13, 2008, 09:58:48 PM
VW people cannot be trusted. They are nothing but a bunch of damn dirty hippies and Neo-Nazis.

Yes, we are. I'm still a recovering one.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

CALL_911

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on February 13, 2008, 09:58:48 PM
VW people cannot be trusted. They are nothing but a bunch of damn dirty hippies and Neo-Nazis.

How about Audi people?


2004 S2000
2016 340xi

280Z Turbo