40-page thread about a Jetta

[CALL_911]

Just neo-nazis with more money.

We are NOT Nazis!!!

[280Z Turbo]

Of course not.

The National Socialist German Workers Party dissolved decades ago.

I said Audi owners are NEO-NAZIS.

[CALL_911]

Of course not.

The National Socialist German Workers Party dissolved decades ago.

I said Audi owners are NEO-NAZIS.

Okay. We NEVER followed Nazi-ism!!!

Henry Ford was a communist. That means you're a commie. GTFO!!!

[Cookie Monster]

SHENANIGHENZ!

[Eye of the Tiger]

Just neo-nazis with more money.

Or less, in my case.

[280Z Turbo]

Okay. We NEVER followed Nazi-ism!!!

Henry Ford was a communist. That means you're a commie. GTFO!!!

No, Henry Ford was a anti-semite.

[Soup DeVille]

No, Henry Ford was a anti-semite.

Hitler gave him a medal.

[TheIntrepid]

Hitler gave him a medal.

Hitler looks like my uncle.

[CALL_911]

Hitler looks like my uncle.

Your uncle looks like Hitler.

[TheIntrepid]

Your uncle looks like Hitler.

My uncle > Hitler, therefore Hitler looks like my uncle. He didn't kill 6 million Jews, and he drives nice-ass cars, and he has made it in life, so him > Hitler.

[thewizard16]

My uncle > Hitler, therefore Hitler looks like my uncle. He didn't kill 6 million Jews, and he drives nice-ass cars, and he has made it in life, so him > Hitler.

Things went pretty well for Hilter for a while.

[CALL_911]

My uncle > Hitler, therefore Hitler looks like my uncle. He didn't kill 6 million Jews, and he drives nice-ass cars, and he has made it in life, so him > Hitler.

But Hitler's older than your uncle, so he came first, and your uncle wasn't the original. You lose. That, and Hitler wasn't exactly a fucking idiot. He was a brilliant man, who was equally disturbed. Hitler had humble upbringings, so he made it in life. I have heard of Hitler, I haven't heard of your uncle. Enough said.

[the Teuton]

I like his uncle more than I like Hitler.  I've never seen, much less met his uncle.

[TheIntrepid]

I like his uncle more than I like Hitler.  I've never seen, much less met his uncle.

He's an awesome guy. Has excellent taste in cars (over the past 15 years or so has had the S550, an S600, a Touareg V10TDI, a bugeye WRX, a 1999-ish Volvo V70R, an 850 Turbo Wagon, a W140 300SD, a W126 560SEL, and a Toyota Van LE) and is the most accomplished person I know.

[CALL_911]

I like his uncle more than I like Hitler.  I've never seen, much less met his uncle.

I do too. Hitler was a douche, but there's no denying the fact that he wasn't an idiot.

[the Teuton]

I do too. Hitler was a douche, but there's no denying the fact that he wasn't an idiot.

I wish someone would have shot the bastard before he rose to power.  He was a lot of rhetoric without what looked to be much substance when he got elected.  He had a lot of energy, too, and had a propensity to captivate audiences...like a 1930s Barack Obama.

[omicron]

I wish someone would have shot the bastard before he rose to power.  He was a lot of rhetoric without what looked to be much substance when he got elected.  He had a lot of energy, too, and had a propensity to captivate audiences...like a 1930s Barack Obama.

Listening to Barack Obama is like reading laundry instructions aloud.

[thewizard16]

Listening to Barack Obama is like reading laundry instructions aloud.

It's all in how you read the instructions, not what they say. Almost all politicians (Obama included) spew the same bullshit, some of them just spew it in a more crowd pleasing way.

[the Teuton]

Listening to Barack Obama is like reading laundry instructions aloud.

Why do you cats care about American politics?

It's all in how you read the instructions, not what they say. Almost all politicians (Obama included) spew the same bullshit, some of them just spew it in a more crowd pleasing way.

Good point, but I like McCain better, even though he doesn't incite people into a frenzy of emotion like Obama/Hitler.

[omicron]

It's all in how you read the instructions, not what they say. Almost all politicians (Obama included) spew the same bullshit, some of them just spew it in a more crowd pleasing way.

I eagerly await the day when a glorious orator assumes power, not these horrendously dumbed-down marshmallows.

[thewizard16]

Why do you cats care about American politics?

Good point, but I like McCain better, even though he doesn't incite people into a frenzy of emotion like Obama/Hitler.

That's because he's old and repetitive. I don't like either of them, actually. That said, I have no idea who I'd vote for in the actual election. My state primary is over, now I just have to wait for the nominees to be picked and then I'll bother with doing research about who will screw things up less than the other.

[omicron]

Why do you cats care about American politics?

I find it quite interesting.

That, and the presidential nomination system you have there is just hilarious.

[the Teuton]

I find it quite interesting.

That, and the presidential nomination system you have there is just hilarious.

What's it like in Aussieland?  Honestly, are there really people who give a shit about our president on the other side of the world?

[thewizard16]

I find it quite interesting.

That, and the presidential nomination system you have there is just hilarious.

I think it'd be easier to have them all play one big game of poker and whoever wins, wins (and there'd be a lot less complaining), but this way is much more expensive, complicated, and drawn-out, and therefore, better.

[omicron]

What's it like in Aussieland?  Honestly, are there really people who give a shit about our president on the other side of the world?

Oh, certainly. The presidential nominations are often the second or third news-story on television, and quite often front-page news.

[the Teuton]

Oh, certainly. The presidential nominations are often the second or third news-story on television, and quite often front-page news.

You have your own lovely country and most of the world hates us anyway.  Why do Aussies care?

[omicron]

You have your own lovely country and most of the world hates us anyway.  Why do Aussies care?

The selection of leader of the most powerful nation in the world is a fairly big news story. In any case, decisions and actions of the US can affect things here in Oz, so it has some degree of relevance - take Iraq, for example, or the current economic situation in the US.

[Soup DeVille]

You have your own lovely country and most of the world hates us anyway.  Why do Aussies care?

The US has a way of dragging other country's armies into things with them.

Also, we owe them money.

[the Teuton]

OK.  This all makes sense now.

[omicron]

The US has a way of dragging other country's armies into things with them.

Also, we owe them money.

I may forgive your debt if you send me Fleetwoods, with baked goods in the boot.