40-page thread about a Jetta

[Soup DeVille]

I may forgive your debt if you send me Fleetwoods, with baked goods in the boot.

The US owes Australia money.

Mr. Deville doesn't owe Omi anything.

Although I'm tempted to try anyways.

[omicron]

OK.  This all makes sense now.

A decent amount of US news does make its way into our regular news broadcasts on all channels. We do have to fill up half an hour, and there's only so much koala action the viewers can take.

[the Teuton]

A decent amount of US news does make its way into our regular news broadcasts on all channels. We do have to fill up half an hour, and there's only so much koala action the viewers can take.

But you guys are a lot closer to Asia and you have a lot in common with England.  I thought those might be more prevalent.

[Soup DeVille]

But you guys are a lot closer to Asia and you have a lot in common with England.  I thought those might be more prevalent.

Asians and Englishmen also fill up their airwaves with US news...

[the Teuton]

Asians and Englishmen also fill up their airwaves with US news...

Don't they have any better news to cover?

[omicron]

But you guys are a lot closer to Asia and you have a lot in common with England.  I thought those might be more prevalent.

Plenty of Asian news, too, but rarely English news.

[Soup DeVille]

Don't they have any better news to cover?

Probably.

But then again, we probably do too.

[the Teuton]

Plenty of Asian news, too, but rarely English news.

My brother might be studying in Australia next year, so give him a nice welcome if he goes.  He's about 60% sure right now.

[omicron]

My brother might be studying in Australia next year, so give him a nice welcome if he goes.  He's about 60% sure right now.

I'll teach him how to speak incoherently! What is he likely to be studying, and where?

[the Teuton]

I'll teach him how to speak incoherently! What is he likely to be studying, and where?

I think Sydney and business courses.

[Eye of the Tiger]

This thread needs more Jetta!

[The Pirate]

Just neo-nazis with more money.

[The Pirate]

This thread needs more Jetta!

That looks really, really sharp.

[280Z Turbo]

See! It also has tinted headlamps to protect the light bulbs from UV damage.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Egads! I got some shiny new pipes under mah Jet. Cheapest thing they would do was normal kind of muffler with a tiny "re-sig-nay-teh". No FLowmastehs, but yay I can passes inspection and not get my license suspended.

[280Z Turbo]

I should have saved the old mufflers from my dad's Corvette.

I think they would have had enough V8 sound left in them to cover up your fartiness.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I should have saved the old mufflers from my dad's Corvette.

I think they would have had enough V8 sound left in them to cover up your fartiness.

I have no farts. Just a pfffffffffffffzzzz kinda sound.

[280Z Turbo]

Ricers can't hear their own fart noises.

What we hear:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_xVXC8qpwQ

What they hear:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qxuapAKHZes

[Eye of the Tiger]

ANyways, the Jet is like 10x faster now, but I'm going to m0d intake side a little bit, too to make suer it injects the NOS in the right cylinders and fuel don't be poolin up in my intake mani, yo.

[280Z Turbo]

ANyways, the Jet is like 10x faster now, but I'm going to m0d intake side a little bit, too to make suer it injects the NOS in the right cylinders and fuel don't be poolin up in my intake mani, yo.

Fuel pooling in the manifold is dangerous...to the manifold.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Ricers can't hear their own fart noises.

What we hear:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_xVXC8qpwQ

What they hear:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qxuapAKHZes

One sounds like a D16 Civic and the other sounds like a 24v V8 Mustang.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Fuel pooling in the manifold is dangerous...to the manifold.

It's also dangerous because the floorboards could fall out.

[280Z Turbo]

One sounds like a D16 Civic and the other sounds like a 24v V8 Mustang.

Exactly.

When it's your car and you're inside driving it, you don't realize how bad it sounds to everyone else. You think it sounds great.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Exactly.

When it's your car and you're inside driving it, you don't realize how bad it sounds to everyone else. You think it sounds great.

I realize. I like how D16s sound. I just don't like the sound that comes out the mouth of the punk kid behind the wheel

[TheIntrepid]

I realize. I like how D16s sound. I just don't like the sound that comes out the mouth of the punk kid behind the wheel

What's a D16 again? Is that the old Eclipse/Talon twins?

[280Z Turbo]

You're thinking of a 4G63

I'm talking about a farty sounding 1.6L Honda engine.

[Eye of the Tiger]

What's a D16 again? Is that the old Eclipse/Talon twins?

It's the 1.6L SOHC Inline-4 in 92-00 Civics, IIRC.

[TheIntrepid]

You're thinking of a 4G63

I'm talking about a farty sounding 1.6L Honda engine.

Sorry I was thinking of DSM

[280Z Turbo]

It's the 1.6L SOHC Inline-4 in 92-00 Civics, IIRC.

There's a D16A6 in our 1991 CRX Si.

The D-series is from the 80's.

[Eye of the Tiger]

There's a D16A6 in our 1991 CRX Si.

The D-series is from the 80's.

Just in the 88-91 Si. The other models had D15's.