40-page thread about a Jetta

Started by Eye of the Tiger, February 04, 2008, 05:19:57 PM

280Z Turbo


Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on April 05, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
I want that job.

Indeed, it is no secret that you are quite drunk at the moment.
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280Z Turbo

Quote from: NACar on April 05, 2008, 11:32:08 PM
Indeed, it is no secret that you are quite drunk at the moment.

What are you talking about? :confused:

Cookie Monster

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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
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Eye of the Tiger

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280Z Turbo

Quote from: NACar on April 05, 2008, 11:49:26 PM
you know

No I don't.

I've been painting a lot and breathing in 2 stroke exhaust fumes today so if you think that I'm drunk then that concerns me.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on April 05, 2008, 11:51:08 PM
No I don't.

I've been painting a lot and breathing in 2 stroke exhaust fumes today so if you think that I'm drunk then that concerns me.

I have also been painting a lot, and breaking in gasoline fumes, so my judgement may also be a bit off.
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280Z Turbo

The exhaust fumes came from a 12A, so they're making me extra stupid.

Laconian

Holy cow! That Eurovan was born to fly.
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280Z Turbo

Quote from: Laconian on April 06, 2008, 12:22:19 AM
Holy cow! That Eurovan was born to fly.

Looks like Bo Duke was driving.

Rupert

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on April 05, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
I want that job.

Hella. I've always wanted to do stuff like that...
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Cookie Monster

Quote from: Psilos on April 06, 2008, 02:17:45 AM
Hella. I've always wanted to do stuff like that...
+1
I cringed at the part where they kept slamming the doors though. :cry:
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
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2 4 R

2o6

Quote from: thecarnut on April 06, 2008, 03:54:23 PM
+1
I cringed at the part where they kept slamming the doors though. :cry:

That'd be the fun part.

Raza

Quote from: 2o6 on April 06, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
That'd be the fun part.

No, I think the flying van would be the best bit.  I've slammed doors before, I've even put a car into the air before.  But not with that kind of hang time.
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

2o6

Quote from: Raza  link=topic=13230.msg798519#msg798519 date=1207519957
No, I think the flying van would be the best bit.  I've slammed doors before, I've even put a car into the air before.  But not with that kind of hang time.


Which van? The Eurovan(Transporter) or the Sharan?

Raza

Quote from: 2o6 on April 06, 2008, 04:38:47 PM

Which van? The Eurovan(Transporter) or the Sharan?

Either one would do.
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

Cookie Monster

I want to jump the cars and lock up the wheels on the uneven ground.
The go over curbs bit seems fun too.
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

the Teuton

Here's a not-so-politically-correct banned VW commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfNofxBtfY&NR=1

Check out the banned Pop Rocks commercial, too. 
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Raza

I think I'm going to delete all my posts, just to set this thread back.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
If you can read this, you're too close


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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Raza  link=topic=13230.msg798930#msg798930 date=1207534102
I think I'm going to delete all my posts, just to set this thread back.

Go ahead. I don't knead your posts.  :rolleyes:
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2o6

Quote from: the Teuton on April 06, 2008, 08:03:33 PM
Here's a not-so-politically-correct banned VW commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfNofxBtfY&NR=1

Check out the banned Pop Rocks commercial, too. 

I don't see the Pop rocks. Post it.

the Teuton

Quote from: 2o6 on April 06, 2008, 08:10:21 PM
I don't see the Pop rocks. Post it.

This is not the most appropriate commercial on earth.  SERIOUSLY NSFW!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gowkT_z5M
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

2o6


Eye of the Tiger

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the Teuton

2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

280Z Turbo

Quote from: the Teuton on April 06, 2008, 08:16:12 PM
This is not the most appropriate commercial on earth.  SERIOUSLY NSFW!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gowkT_z5M

That cannot be a real commercial in any country.

Eye of the Tiger

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the Teuton

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on April 06, 2008, 11:02:45 PM
That cannot be a real commercial in any country.

Remember, it was banned for a reason.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

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