40-page thread about a Jetta

Started by Eye of the Tiger, February 04, 2008, 05:19:57 PM

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on May 24, 2008, 03:01:59 PM
There's a work policy here that prevents me from taking pictures because the management is under the impression we have "trade secrets," which we don't.

I'll post the pics when I get home.

:lol:
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heelntoe

Quote from: Soup DeVille on May 24, 2008, 03:01:59 PM
There's a work policy here that prevents me from taking pictures because the management is under the impression we have "trade secrets," which we don't.

I'll post the pics when I get home.
haha.

i don't work, so i'll just post some pics of me sitting around doing nothing.
@heelntoe

heelntoe

on another note, page 39!!!
one more page and then you can sell the jetta. :lol:
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Eye of the Tiger

Azenis + highway + heavy rain = one long ass drive.

I looked at a 96 Ranger 4x4 4cyl yesterday. It turned out to be a rusty piece of shit that couldn't start without a push and the rear brake lines were cut. This was for sale on a dealership lot. They wanted me to trade the Jetta + $1000 cash. Ummmm... yeah, no. As I was about to leave, they went as low as $500 cash + trade. So I was like, OMG WHAT A DEAL! Ummmm... yeah, no.  :nutty:
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: NACar on June 01, 2008, 08:42:44 PM
Azenis + highway + heavy rain = one long ass drive.

I looked at a 96 Ranger 4x4 4cyl yesterday. It turned out to be a rusty piece of shit that couldn't start without a push and the rear brake lines were cut. This was for sale on a dealership lot. They wanted me to trade the Jetta + $1000 cash. Ummmm... yeah, no. As I was about to leave, they went as low as $500 cash + trade. So I was like, OMG WHAT A DEAL! Ummmm... yeah, no.  :nutty:

How can they sell a vehicle without brakes?
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 01, 2008, 08:44:42 PM
How can they sell a vehicle without brakes?

They can't; not to me, anyway.
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 01, 2008, 08:44:42 PM
How can they sell a vehicle without brakes?

They can't; not to me, anyway.
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3.0L V6


Soup DeVille

Quote from: 3.0L V6 on June 01, 2008, 09:53:30 PM
Two words: As-is.

In most states, there are laws against knowingly selling an unroadworthy vehicle for anything but salvage.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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3.0L V6

Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 01, 2008, 09:54:51 PM
In most states, there are laws against knowingly selling an unroadworthy vehicle for anything but salvage.

True...but I'd imagine that finding a shyster who'll break the law for a couple of grand of profit isn't that rare.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 3.0L V6 on June 01, 2008, 09:53:30 PM
Two words: As-is.

This is a dealership that advertised the truck on Autotrader as "good transportation". The price was retail, not wholesale. It is just a poorly-run business.

It reminds me of another shitty business I ran into a couple weeks ago - a used tire shop in Winterport. I told them I was looking for some 185/70/14 tires. They assumed I was too dumb to know what size would fit on my car so they tried to explain how a 70 sidewall would never fit on my car because it has 195/60's on it. They continued to explain to me how much I needed to buy their set of used 195/60's for $200 because my current tires were down to the "wear-bars" (my new Azenis with maybe 2000 miles on them). I told them I didn't want another set of 195/60's, said thanks anyway and got in my car. The guy comes knocking on the window, and says, "so, I just wasted my time?" No, buddy, you just wasted MY time. That attitude is exactly why you work in a run-down used tire shop. Dumbass.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: NACar on June 01, 2008, 10:08:14 PM
This is a dealership that advertised the truck on Autotrader as "good transportation". The price was retail, not wholesale. It is just a poorly-run business.

It reminds me of another shitty business I ran into a couple weeks ago - a used tire shop in Winterport. I told them I was looking for some 185/70/14 tires. They assumed I was too dumb to know what size would fit on my car so they tried to explain how a 70 sidewall would never fit on my car because it has 195/60's on it. They continued to explain to me how much I needed to buy their set of used 195/60's for $200 because my current tires were down to the "wear-bars" (my new Azenis with maybe 2000 miles on them). I told them I didn't want another set of 195/60's, said thanks anyway and got in my car. The guy comes knocking on the window, and says, "so, I just wasted my time?" No, buddy, you just wasted MY time. That attitude is exactly why you work in a run-down used tire shop. Dumbass.


He followed you out and knocked on your window because you didn't buy anything?

I'm sorry, but the dude's asking to get his ass run the fuck over.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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280Z Turbo

You mean autocross tires DON'T make good everyday tires? Really?! :rolleyes: :lol:

Soup DeVille

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 01, 2008, 10:18:13 PM
You mean autocross tires DON'T make good everyday tires? Really?! :rolleyes: :lol:

I don't think they make very good blueberry wrangling tires.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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the Teuton

My car came with 175/70s stock, so when it was time to buy a new set of tires, I wanted something wider.  I asked the guys for a set of 185/65s.  Without hesitation, I got the set of tires, a (very) limited warranty, and a good handshake.  Personally, I was satisfied, and I even told them I was up-sizing.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

280Z Turbo

Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 01, 2008, 10:19:03 PM
I don't think they make very good blueberry wrangling tires.

I don't think they're good for anything but track days and autocross.

My buddy with a BRE 240Z is already out of tread on his Azensises. He's only going to get about 2 summer seasons out of them.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 01, 2008, 10:14:30 PM
He followed you out and knocked on your window because you didn't buy anything?

I'm sorry, but the dude's asking to get his ass run the fuck over.

yes


Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 01, 2008, 10:19:03 PM
I don't think they make very good blueberry wrangling tires.

no
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BimmerM3

I'm strangely tempted to keep posting until I hit the 40th page, but I'm not going to.

2o6


Soup DeVille

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 01, 2008, 10:22:53 PM
I don't think they're good for anything but track days and autocross.

My buddy with a BRE 240Z is already out of tread on his Azensises. He's only going to get about 2 summer seasons out of them.

He has a real BRE or a replica?

Anyways, 2 seasons is plenty.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

the Teuton

Nick, you're going down!

I think the person is sending out the suspension tomorrow!

Wooo friggin' hooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

280Z Turbo

Quote from: Soup DeVille on June 04, 2008, 08:51:36 PM
He has a real BRE or a replica?

Anyways, 2 seasons is plenty.

It's just a replica. It has a turbocharged '81 L28ET under the hood, just like me.

Cookie Monster

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 04, 2008, 09:24:47 PM
It's just a replica. It has a turbocharged '81 L28ET under the hood, just like me.
BRE cars are so cool. :wub:
RWD > FWD
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
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Cookie Monster

BTW, I think we are getting close to the 40th page!
RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
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2 4 R

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

the Teuton

Quote from: thecarnut on June 04, 2008, 09:26:34 PM
BTW, I think we are getting close to the 40th page!

We're 4 posts away from it at the moment.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

the Teuton

Quote from: thecarnut on June 04, 2008, 09:28:07 PM
RLY?
p0st :devil:

I'm not sure it's really fair to whore it up like that...
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Cookie Monster

RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R