Chrysler Intrepid ES to R/T Build-Up Thread

Started by TheIntrepid, February 16, 2008, 09:12:10 AM

Lazerous

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 25, 2008, 10:08:26 PM
Told me that too, and he has a manual Accord as a "loaner" from his friend who supposedly couldn't drive stick about a month ago. :nutty:

The friend part (regarding how he knows how to drive a stick) is believable. I never knew how to drive stick and didn't learn until I went to the dealership that one Friday afternoon. The next day I got the very same car I learned on.
Well I did also learn on a 4dr Civic Si and a Scion tC but those were all on that same Friday as well.
Essentially what I'm saying is that I learned how to drive stick in the ~30min worth of test drives and got a MT the next day.

CALL_911

Quote from: Lazerous on April 25, 2008, 10:13:38 PM
The friend part (regarding how he knows how to drive a stick) is believable. I never knew how to drive stick and didn't learn until I went to the dealership that one Friday afternoon. The next day I got the very same car I learned on.
Well I did also learn on a 4dr Civic Si and a Scion tC but those were all on that same Friday as well.
Essentially what I'm saying is that I learned how to drive stick in the ~30min worth of test drives and got a MT the next day.

The car's supposedly his friend's mom's. I just find it kinda hard to believe that he's lived with this car, and his own Mom didn't teach him how to drive stick, but Trep came to the rescue? I don't know, it sounds fishy to me.


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Lazerous

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 25, 2008, 10:15:27 PM
The car's supposedly his friend's mom's. I just find it kinda hard to believe that he's lived with this car, and his own Mom didn't teach him how to drive stick, but Trep came to the rescue? I don't know, it sounds fishy to me.

:huh:

Maybe his friends mom is a busy lady. What I find harder to believe is that she let her son give away her car to a friend in need.

Then again, I don't really care either.

Back studying I am.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Secret Chimp on April 25, 2008, 10:06:35 PM
He told me his Intrepid is dead today. The engine runs but none of the electrics work. I was more than a little happy.

Umm, how the fuck does the engine run but none of the electrics work?

Without 90% of the wiring harness being intect, the engine won't even think of running.

Dude's popped a fuse.
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CALL_911

Quote from: Soup DeVille on April 25, 2008, 10:46:07 PM
Umm, how the fuck does the engine run but none of the electrics work?

Without 90% of the wiring harness being intect, the engine won't even think of running.

Dude's popped a fuse.

That's what I told him, but he dropped it off at a dealer.


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The Pirate

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 25, 2008, 11:09:28 PM
That's what I told him, but he dropped it off at a dealer.


That's going to be a $700 fuse replacement...
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

CALL_911



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Lazerous

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 25, 2008, 11:16:09 PM
No kidding...

Actually he was kidding. The total is going to be $327.83 give or take a penny.

The Pirate

Quote from: Lazerous on April 25, 2008, 11:16:53 PM
Actually he was kidding. The total is going to be $327.83 give or take a penny.


Still, that's one expensive fuse.  For $330, it better be showing me boobies every time I start the car.
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

Lazerous

Quote from: The Pirate on April 25, 2008, 11:18:48 PM

Still, that's one expensive fuse.  For $330, it better be showing me boobies every time I start the car.

Actually I was joking as well. I don't know what the total is going to be.

However, I did print out a picture of boobies and placed it in front of my instrument cluster so that every time I turn on the car and the gauges light up I see boobies. It cost me $0.08 give or take a dime. Yes, I might have made money out of it somehow.

The Pirate

Quote from: Lazerous on April 25, 2008, 11:21:49 PM
Actually I was joking as well. I don't know what the total is going to be.

However, I did print out a picture of boobies and placed it in front of my instrument cluster so that every time I turn on the car and the gauges light up I see boobies. It cost me $0.08 give or take a dime. Yes, I might have made money out of it somehow.

:lol:

Brilliant!  I too shall be doing this $0.08 mod to my car.
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Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

the Teuton

Are you peeps already questioning his credibility on this one?
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the Teuton

Quote from: Lazerous on April 27, 2008, 12:30:58 AM
What credibility?

I just heard an echo of "ouch!" yelled somewhere in Ontario.  We're going to need to call the fire department because that burned.
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Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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Secret Chimp

He told me it was just a $7 fuse. No burn (surprisingly)


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Submariner

Quote from: CALL_911 on April 25, 2008, 10:08:26 PM
Told me that too, and he has a manual Accord as a "loaner" from his friend who supposedly couldn't drive stick about a month ago. :nutty:

Trep not telling a straight story?  I don't believe it.
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Laconian

I want to see his Camry smart key fob placed next to the new fuse to prove that it is his.
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MrH

Quote from: Laconian on April 27, 2008, 01:30:44 PM
I want to see his Camry smart key fob placed next to the new fuse to prove that it is his.

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GoCougs

I think it obvious by now "his" Camry and "his" Intrepid are plainly his parents' cars.

Lazerous

Quote from: Laconian on April 27, 2008, 01:30:44 PM
I want to see his Camry smart key fob placed next to the new fuse to prove that it is his.

:nono:

He will rightfully refuse to post a pic "out of principle."

:rolleyes: :lol:

CALL_911

Quote from: GoCougs on April 27, 2008, 02:24:28 PM
I think it obvious by now "his" Camry and "his" Intrepid are plainly his parents' cars.

I think it's obvious that the Camry belongs to his parents. I believe that the Intrepid is his car.


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Pommes-T

Somehow great how he can even make the liveliest threads without even beeing able to post!  :lol:
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: the Teuton on April 27, 2008, 12:25:12 AM
Are you peeps already questioning his credibility on this one?

No, I'm bringing forth his well known reputation for overreacting to even the most minor mechanical hiccup.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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2o6

Quote from: GoCougs on April 27, 2008, 02:24:28 PM
I think it obvious by now "his" Camry and "his" Intrepid are plainly his parents' cars.

His Camry is his mom's car. She let him use it for awhile......



The Intrepid he says is his. His dad's company car lease was about to expire, and they were given the option to buy out the remainder of the car's value, so Trep just outright paid for it.




I kinda miss him, I do.

TBR

A $7 fuse? I bought 6 for $2 the other day.

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