Land Rover LRX

[omicron]

Any changes made to cars for the sake of pedestrians having a tea party in the middle of the road is utter nonsense. We should all get ourselves an LRX each and hit as many people as possible, because it will be like floating on clouds as they meet the grille head-on.

[280Z Turbo]

Wrapping the car in mattresses seems like a great safety idea:

[omicron]

Wrapping the car in mattresses seems like a great safety idea:

That would help pass the 35mph pedestrian falling from the sky test!

[akuma_supreme]

That would help pass the 35mph pedestrian falling from the sky test!

Soon there will be a day when car makers will no longer compete to see who can shove the greatest number of cupholders in their model, but rather whom can secure the largest mattress on the roof.

[280Z Turbo]

That would help pass the 35mph pedestrian falling from the sky test!

Suicide attempts are not a joke, Mr. Cron.

Automakers need to make sure that people who land on cars from the top of 30 story buildings are not hurt.

[ThunderCharger]

Oh no:confused: Yeah that look is not doing it for me. I mean it's not all terrible, there are elements you could take from it and put it on a better body... But overall it's not good.

[850CSi]

THINK ABOUT IT. A HIGHER BELTLINE MEANS MORE SECURITY. MORE AND THICKER SHEETMETAL PROTECTS MORE OF YOUR BODY.

[CALL_911]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Can't beat that logic.

[akuma_supreme]

Suicide attempts are not a joke, Mr. Cron.

Automakers need to make sure that people who land on cars from the top of 30 story buildings are not hurt.

And I suppose people who jump from the 31st story should be toast?  Man you are cold!

[omicron]

Suicide attempts are not a joke, Mr. Cron.

Automakers need to make sure that people who land on cars from the top of 30 story buildings are not hurt.

People should not be rewarded for poor aim.

'Oh, you missed the ground! Have another shot!'.

[akuma_supreme]

People should not be rewarded for poor aim.

'Oh, you missed the ground! Have another shot!'.

If I ever make it to Oz, I owe you a pint of Foster's

[93JC]

Fosters?

Goodness, no.

[akuma_supreme]

Fosters?

Goodness, no.

Well, what do they drink?  Kangaroo piss?

[omicron]

If I ever make it to Oz, I owe you a pint of Foster's

If you ever make it to Oz and ask for Foster's, large men with reflective safety vests and work-shorts will dish out a seeing-to.

[akuma_supreme]

If you ever make it to Oz and ask for Foster's, large men with reflective safety vests and work-shorts will dish out a seeing-to.

Jesus.  You mean advertisers lie?  Next you're going to tell me that you don't put "shrimp on the barbie."

[omicron]

Jesus.  You mean advertisers lie?  Next you're going to tell me that you don't put "shrimp on the barbie."

We don't put them on; we slip them on. Adds...flavour....and such.

Yes. That will do. Flavour.

[Madman]

Make mine a Victoria Bitter, instead.  Damn you Aussies keeping all the good beer for yourselves!

Cheers,
Madman of the People

[akuma_supreme]

My only real exposure to Australia has been through movies and some foreign exchange students from Adelaide who attended school with me my senior year.

I imagine the ontological nature of Oz as existing somewhere between the trifecta of Muriel's Wedding, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and Crocodile Dundee, with everyone listening to ABBA whilst smearing vegemite on their toast.

I did read recently though that over 80% of the country's two best-selling models (Commodore and Falcon) are stold straight to fleets, so I suppose we aren't that different after all.

[omicron]

My only real exposure to Australia has been through movies and some foreign exchange students from Adelaide who attended school with me my senior year.

I imagine the ontological nature of Oz as existing somewhere between the trifecta of Muriel's Wedding, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and Crocodile Dundee, with everyone listening to ABBA whilst smearing vegemite on their toast.

I did read recently though that over 80% of the country's two best-selling models (Commodore and Falcon) are stold straight to fleets, so I suppose we aren't that different after all.

You ought to see how good I've become at standing atop a bus in stilettos!

Adelaide!

[Submariner]

Well, what do they drink?  Kangaroo piss?

Yes, Fosters.

[akuma_supreme]

You ought to see how good I've become at standing atop a bus in stilettos!

Adelaide!

I was sitting at a local cafe whilst reading this post.  Thanks to the laughter this post effected in me, I am now officially considered a weirdo by everyone else in the cafe.   

So had any further thoughts on my suggestion to Mad Max the Lexcen?

[omicron]

I was sitting at a local cafe whilst reading this post.  Thanks to the laughter this post effected in me, I am now officially considered a weirdo by everyone else in the cafe.  

So had any further thoughts on my suggestion to Mad Max the Lexcen?

Giant tanks on the rear, sinister black paint and Mel Gibson leering about in the glovebox, prattling on about Jews, homosexuals and 'those totally HOT, like HOT chickzzzzzz that I met at the barrrrrr who though i was just the BEST thing evarrr so i gave them some MEL-MEL'?

[Raza]

Raza, I keep seeing you refer to the 'younger generation'.  Aren't you one of them?

I don't really fit in with people my age. 

[TheIntrepid]

I don't really fit in with people my age. 

Or anyone, for that matter

[akuma_supreme]

Or anyone, for that matter

Brave words from a fanboy of Chrysler Intrepids.

[hotrodalex]

Or anyone, for that matter

No, he fits in with these guys quite well.

[CALL_911]

Brave words from a fanboy of Chrysler Intrepids.

+1.

I respect Raza. I think he's one of our best posters.

[nickdrinkwater]

+1.

I respect Raza. I think he's one of our best posters.

Kiss ass 

[MrH]

+1.

I respect Raza. I think he's one of our best posters.

So how does it feel to kiss ass virtually?

[CALL_911]

So how does it feel to kiss ass virtually?

Or be honest.

Care to explain how I would benefit from e-asskissing?