Steak Crisis

Started by Middle_Path, June 03, 2008, 07:14:33 PM

How do you like your steak?

Medium rare
18 (51.4%)
Medium
8 (22.9%)
Medium well
7 (20%)
Steak sauce adding retard?
2 (5.7%)

Total Members Voted: 31

Middle_Path

So, how do you like it cooked? If you use steak sauce after you cook it then kill yourself. Rare is sort of unacceptable and well done is absolutely unacceptable.

Discuss.
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the Teuton

To be perfectly honest, I really like medium well.  Rare is just too undercooked.
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Middle_Path

I forgot about that one. Medium well is acceptable for this poll, but not for my taste buds. Should I edit the vote or will it not allow me? damn I fail.
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sandertheshark

Rare side of medium rare.

And adding steak sauce is pointless.  If you can't eat the steak without soaking it in A-1, it isn't worth eating anyway.

Eye of the Tiger

The real crisis is that the Steak Crisis Poll Thread doesn't have a "RARE" option. :rage:
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Middle_Path

Quote from: NACar on June 03, 2008, 07:35:39 PM
The real crisis is that the Steak Crisis Poll Thread doesn't have a "RARE" option. :rage:

It is indeed a steak crisis. Rare is not an acceptable answer. :D
Lucky you didn't go with steak sauce mofo or you'd be banned from Carspin. Me and Dan have a little pact.
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dazzleman

Medium rare.  Rare is a little too uncooked, and anything beyond medium rare is a waste with a good piece of meat because it kills too much of the taste.

I like hamburgers medium, but steak has to be medium rare.

I don't use steak sauce.  Sometimes when I cook filet mignon, I marinate it in teriyaki sauce before I cook it, but I never put anything on the steak after I cook it.
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dazzleman

Quote from: thecarnut on June 03, 2008, 07:57:14 PM
steak is disgusting

You've got rocks in your head, dude.  Steak rocks.
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280Z Turbo

Medium well. I don't want to get the shits from bloody meat.

Lebowski

Medium rare.  If it's brought out a little rarer than that, that's ok.

But this poll is a little silly w/o rare and well as options, the point of a poll isn't for the person creating it to define what is acceptable.

Gotta-Qik-C7

Medium well! Burgers have to be well done 'tho!
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Cookie Monster

Quote from: dazzleman on June 03, 2008, 07:57:48 PM
You've got rocks in your head, dude.  Steak rocks.
Red meat is disgusting.
And that's my opinion. I don't mind or get offended like others if you guys love steak.
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CALL_911

I like my vegetables stir-fried, thanks. Oh, steak...?

Vegetarian here.


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the Teuton

You two herbivores have no idea what you're missing.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

CJ

I love my steak coked medium.  I just love the taste of A1 and cheese, so that's what I put on my steak.

280Z Turbo

Quote from: the Teuton on June 03, 2008, 08:14:10 PM
You two herbivores have no idea what you're missing.

A fat ass and painful shits? :huh:

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 03, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
A fat ass and painful shits? :huh:

No, giant, rippling muscles and hair on the chest.
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the Teuton

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 03, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
A fat ass and painful shits? :huh:

My fat ass has slimmed down 12 pounds recently.  And my shits aren't that painful.  Red meat is amazing, and I'm sure I'll continue to say that when I'm my dad's age and I have to have a triple heart bypass.  It's just too good to not eat.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

280Z Turbo

Quote from: the Teuton on June 03, 2008, 08:22:03 PM
My fat ass has slimmed down 12 pounds recently.  And my shits aren't that painful.  Red meat is amazing, and I'm sure I'll continue to say that when I'm my dad's age and I have to have a triple heart bypass.  It's just too good to not eat.

Jeez buddy...I don't like it that much.

the Teuton

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 03, 2008, 08:23:22 PM
Jeez buddy...I don't like it that much.

Unfortunately, unless I cook myself, almost all of my meat products contain beef, like my microwave dinners and canned pasta.  Eating cheaply is not necessarily conducive to eating healthily.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Lebowski

#21
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 03, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
Medium well. I don't want to get the shits from bloody meat.


Quote from: 280Z Turbo on June 03, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
A fat ass and painful shits? :huh:



WTF kind of meat have you been eating?


It sounds to me like you need to see a doctor, now, and red meat has nothing to do with it.

280Z Turbo

#22
Quote from: Lebowski on June 03, 2008, 08:29:41 PM



WTF kind of meat have you been eating?

:lol:

I'm just kidding. My first comment was refering to food poisioning from undercooked meat and the second was refering to an overly high protein diet.

Altough red meat isn't healthy. If someone chooses not to eat it, I can respect that.

JYODER240

Medium. Medium rare is ok but it's usually too cool.
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Raza

Medium rare is getting cooked to the point that it's not worth eating.  Five seconds beyond what it takes to cook medium rare is wasting the meat.  I eat rare.
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CALL_911

Even though I have no real use of this knowledge, what is the order of how well-cooked a steak is?


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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: CALL_911 on June 03, 2008, 09:25:26 PM
Even though I have no real use of this knowledge, what is the order of how well-cooked a steak is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature_%28meat%29
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Middle_Path

Quote from: Lebowski on June 03, 2008, 08:04:52 PM
Medium rare.  If it's brought out a little rarer than that, that's ok.

But this poll is a little silly w/o rare and well as options, the point of a poll isn't for the person creating it to define what is acceptable.

I think you may be right. I ended up cursing myself big time and I'm seriously repenting it. Just after making this poll I cooked a steak in a manner I usually don't. It came out medium well. I'd consider it disgusting, but it was still a piece of steak.

WHYYYYY?!!!!!  :cry:
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saxonyron

I'm a medium guy - although I can go medium rare easily.  Beyond medium is a minor tragedy.  My 14 y.o. daughter loves it medium well, but I refuse to grill it that way for her - it's a crime!  She can scorch her steak all by herself.  And I like my veggies al dente - with a good snap.  Mushy asparagus will drive me into a deep depression for days.  :cry:



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TBR

Medium, I am the only one in my family that will eat anything less than medium well (and my brother freaks out if he sees even the slightest tinge of red).