Ignoring pictures...

Started by the Teuton, July 15, 2008, 09:39:16 PM

Which mag is your choice read?

7 (70%)
1 (10%)
0 (0%)
0 (0%)
2 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 10

the Teuton

Remember, this is based on the quality of the read.  I know one of these magazines has a little bit of an advantage when it comes to pictures, but most of the content of these publications is socio-political with some pop culture, celebrity news, and trends in it.

So if I were to give you a magazine with just text in it -- no pictures -- which one would you pick?
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Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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Raza

Playboy.  Maxim used to be on the same level, but all their articles are crap pseudo-humor or uninteresting.  Playboy is actually well written. 

And pictures are kind of even.  I mean, sure Playboy gives you nudes, but then again, more of the celebrities we all fantasize about will do sexy semi-clothed photos for a mag like Maxim.
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

The Pirate

I voted for Playboy as well.  It's rather funny, Raza and I were discussing this very topic on AIM not too long ago.  And yes, I find Playboy to be very well-written, with relevant content.
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JYODER240

None really. I don't look at porn but I voted GQ. Ocasionaly I flip through it to check out clothing trends and that type of thing.
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the Teuton

Quote from: The Pirate on July 15, 2008, 09:51:18 PM
I voted for Playboy as well.  It's rather funny, Raza and I were discussing this very topic on AIM not too long ago.  And yes, I find Playboy to be very well-written, with relevant content.

I'm going to have to agree, actually.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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Onslaught

I must agree with Raza on this one. Playboy is better than the others. I had a subscription to it and Maxim for years and Playboy has better articles in it. Maxim became the same thing over and over again with just hot celebrity ass in it. Not that it's a bad thing.
And with Playboy you get the great jokes! Ok, that's a stretch I know. My only complaint about PB is 9 out of the 12 months have blonds that look the same. When I fire off some knuckle babies I like to have some variety. Throw some Asians and other girls
for me to look at.

Raza

#6
Quote from: Onslaught on July 15, 2008, 10:21:26 PM
I must agree with Raza on this one.

Everyone says that so begrudgingly.  I might get offended one of these days.

;)

Well, as far as the blonde thing, a bunch of recent PMOYs have been brunette.  Tiffany Fallon, Carmella Decesare, and probably another one or two. 
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

sportyaccordy

Hubba...ba...bah...

I don't really read Playboy enough to know much about it... plus the girls are too skinny.

I like Details the best, even though they have too many ads, and they usually have some lame dude on the cover.

Onslaught

Quote from: Raza  on July 15, 2008, 10:29:32 PM
Everyone says that so begrudgingly.  I might get offended one of these days.

;)

Well, as far as the blonde thing, a bunch of recent PMOYs have been brunette.  Tiffany Fallon, Carmella Decesare, and probably another one or two. 
I just looked them up and that Carmella Decesare girl is fine as hell.

nickdrinkwater

Find them all pretty crap (except for Playboy which I'd never want to read)

Lebowski

Playboy.

Magazines like Maxim, FHM and GQ are total shit IMHO.  I will ocassionally pick one up in a dentist's office or something, but none can hold my attention for more than about 3 minutes.

NomisR

I wouldn't buy any of them..

Raza

Quote from: Onslaught on July 16, 2008, 06:28:05 AM
I just looked them up and that Carmella Decesare girl is fine as hell.

Oh yeah, she was great.  Post PMOY, she installed these giant, terrible fake breasts that just don't work on her (shoddy workmanship as well).  But before she had the augmentation, she was a 10.

Sara Underwood is my favorite, though.
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

Onslaught

#13
Quote from: Raza  on July 16, 2008, 02:23:44 PM
Oh yeah, she was great.  Post PMOY, she installed these giant, terrible fake breasts that just don't work on her (shoddy workmanship as well).  But before she had the augmentation, she was a 10.

Sara Underwood is my favorite, though.
Not bad. Not bad at all. She's got small tits but I always had a thing for FEB 2001 Playmate of the Month Lauren Hill.

Link NSFW. Edit by The Pirate.


http://www.mycenterfolds.net/playmates/lauren-hill/

Darn, sorry. Forgot about that!

SVT666

I don't read any of them, but I used to read Playboy.  The pictures don't really do anything for me because they are all so heavily airbrushed that they don't look like real women anyway.  The writing is actually really good.

MrH

Quote from: Raza  on July 15, 2008, 10:29:32 PM
Everyone says that so begrudgingly.  I might get offended one of these days.

;)

Well, as far as the blonde thing, a bunch of recent PMOYs have been brunette.  Tiffany Fallon, Carmella Decesare, and probably another one or two. 

:wub:Carmella... :wub:


Honestly, I don't read any of them.  All the articles are just garbage to me.
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the Teuton

Quote from: MrH on July 16, 2008, 04:26:20 PM
Honestly, I don't read any of them.  All the articles are just garbage to me.

This more your style?

2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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Quote from: JYODER240 on July 15, 2008, 09:57:56 PM
None really. I don't look at porn but I voted GQ. Ocasionaly I flip through it to check out clothing trends and that type of thing.

Dude, Playboy isn't porn.

Hustler is porn, Swank is porn. Playboy has nudes.

Anyways, there are only a few magazines in the english language that can regularly boast of such contributing writers as Kurt Vonnegut, Gore Vidal, and Tom Wolfe.

The New Yorker is one. The Atlantic is another; but the best articles are published in Playboy.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Onslaught

Playboy is in no way porn.

Middle_Path

Damn, not one magazine I could vote for. You'd have to put a gun to my head to get me to read shit like that. It's mental porn for guys looking to lower their IQ.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Middle_Path on July 16, 2008, 07:48:39 PM
Damn, not one magazine I could vote for. You'd have to put a gun to my head to get me to read shit like that. It's mental porn for guys looking to lower their IQ.

Have you ever read one of the articles in Playboy? Seriously, do you recognize any of the names I mentioned already?

Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Onslaught

Quote from: Middle_Path on July 16, 2008, 07:48:39 PM
Damn, not one magazine I could vote for. You'd have to put a gun to my head to get me to read shit like that. It's mental porn for guys looking to lower their IQ.
Have you ever read a Playboy? I'm not talking about the girl stuff. I'm talking about the other stuff?

Middle_Path

Quote from: Onslaught on July 16, 2008, 07:52:24 PM
Have you ever read a Playboy? I'm not talking about the girl stuff. I'm talking about the other stuff?

Of course not. Why would I subject myself to something like that let alone pay for it?

I've read the christian science monitor though. Does that count?
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Middle_Path on July 16, 2008, 08:01:54 PM
Of course not. Why would I subject myself to something like that let alone pay for it?

I've read the christian science monitor though. Does that count?

Hey, lets look down on something because it has naked women in it! I guess we should disregardall those greek philosophers then because they sat around in temples full of statues of naked people too, huh?

Woodward and Bernstein's "All the President's Men" was serialized in Playboy before it ever was published as a complete volume. The same is true of Tom Wolfe's "The Pump House Gang."

Seriously man, know something about something before deciding an opinion on it.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Middle_Path

I'm not a prude by any means. Looking at the August front cover the highlights are as follows: "nude tennis/some tennis chick", "selma blair/hellboy", "naked susie feldman", "ben stiller interview", and "playboy and the birth of cool." That sounds like it's full of stupid.

I just went to their main page. The main links are
Playboy Magazine, Playmates, Cyber Girls, The Girls Next Door, Video, Celebrities, Style, Arts + Entertainment, Hef, Sex + Dating, Playboy U, Sweepstakes.

DO NOT WANT!
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Raza

Right.  So there are naked women in it.  That's a negative?

Hell, I'd read Playboy even if the women had their clothes on.  I read the short stories almost every month.  Stephen King's last story, Mute was actually the only Stephen King story that didn't end the same way.
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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Middle_Path on July 16, 2008, 08:26:02 PM
I'm not a prude by any means. Looking at the August front cover the highlights are as follows: "nude tennis/some tennis chick", "selma blair/hellboy", "naked susie feldman", "ben stiller interview", and "playboy and the birth of cool." That sounds like it's full of stupid.

I just went to their main page. The main links are
Playboy Magazine, Playmates, Cyber Girls, The Girls Next Door, Video, Celebrities, Style, Arts + Entertainment, Hef, Sex + Dating, Playboy U, Sweepstakes.

DO NOT WANT!


Present day Playboy is a shadow of what it once was: trying to keep up with the intertubes has not been kind to it. Still, its far and away light years better tham FHM or Maxim, and is still a good mag for the one or two good articles in it per issue.

And that's in a universe where there are only maybe half a dozen good magazines in current publication.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Onslaught

Quote from: Middle_Path on July 16, 2008, 08:01:54 PM
Of course not. Why would I subject myself to something like that let alone pay for it?

I've read the christian science monitor though. Does that count?
You can't say something is bad if you haven't even read a few. And they don't make your IQ drop. Other than the blood running away from brain number 2 down to number 1 when you look at the fine ass girls. And if you don't like that then I can't help you.

the Teuton

It's odd that as I've gotten older, I've read more of the Playboys for the content -- not just the 36-24-36 content of the women. 
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

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Quote from: Soup DeVille on July 16, 2008, 04:50:41 PM
Dude, Playboy isn't porn.

Hustler is porn, Swank is porn. Playboy has nudes.

Anyways, there are only a few magazines in the english language that can regularly boast of such contributing writers as Kurt Vonnegut, Gore Vidal, and Tom Wolfe.

The New Yorker is one. The Atlantic is another; but the best articles are published in Playboy.
What's the difference between nudes and porn?

Do nudes not show any vagina but porn does? :huh:
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