Do you look before flushing?

[93JC]

I hate public bathrooms. Nothing worse than having to go, getting settled into a stall to let 'er rip, and some jerkoff enters the stall next to you.

You know what? That jerkoff deserves everything you can give him. Next time don't hesitate to grunt, shake the stall walls, and don't hold back whatsoever. Let every single plop, sploosh and fart be heard.

That will quickly teach him proper washroom etiquette.

[dazzleman]

This thread just keeps getting better and better.....

[TBR]

You know what? That jerkoff deserves everything you can give him. Next time don't hesitate to grunt, shake the stall walls, and don't hold back whatsoever. Let every single plop, sploosh and fart be heard.

That will quickly teach him proper washroom etiquette.

What happens when there is only one other stall? I typically leave and try again later, but if I really needed to go I would just go.

[omicron]

I am worried by the term 'jerkoff' used in the context of visitors to public toilets. Next there'll be some kind of awkward sentence involving 'jerkoff' and 'fannies', and I'll be ever so confused and amused.

[sandertheshark]

You know what? That jerkoff deserves everything you can give him. Next time don't hesitate to grunt, shake the stall walls, and don't hold back whatsoever. Let every single plop, sploosh and fart be heard.

That will quickly teach him proper washroom etiquette.

I'm completely shameless about this.

I reward myself with a fresh cookie every time I can get someone to say "Good God!" and double chocolate chip if I get a "Holy ----!"

[Rupert]

Man, if I could get that reaction, I think I'd treat myself to a steak dinner and cake!

[Laconian]

or a bottle of ex lax

[93JC]

What happens when there is only one other stall? I typically leave and try again later, but if I really needed to go I would just go.

Proper etiquette calls for waiting until he's done, as though it were only one stall. Same goes for urinals. If there are three urinals the first guy in must use one of the ones on the end, so that a second guy may use the one on the other end. No one is allowed to use the middle one, unless there are dividers. If there are only two, first guy in gets dibs and should be left alone until he's done.

Of course, within reason. If you've really got to drop a deuce and the guy's been in there for 15 minutes then it's his damn fault for taking so long. You can only be expected to wait to a point. After that it's fair game.

[Rupert]

Bathroom etiquette is funny, but kind of dumb. I mean, I'm not gonna go sit in the stall right next to someone if there are a bunch of clean and empty stalls available, and I'm not gonna stand next to someone if there are a bunch of empty urinals available, but, why should I wait? If you have a problem pissing in public, that sucks, but why should I accomodate that? It's not like we've never been in a locker room before...

[Raza]

I've never been in a locker room.

[Rupert]

You are an anomoly.

[280Z Turbo]

Proper etiquette calls for waiting until he's done, as though it were only one stall. Same goes for urinals. If there are three urinals the first guy in must use one of the ones on the end, so that a second guy may use the one on the other end. No one is allowed to use the middle one, unless there are dividers. If there are only two, first guy in gets dibs and should be left alone until he's done.

Of course, within reason. If you've really got to drop a deuce and the guy's been in there for 15 minutes then it's his damn fault for taking so long. You can only be expected to wait to a point. After that it's fair game.

That shit is dumb. They put the middle urinal in for a reason.

It's okay to use it if there are partitions.

[gasoline]

How did I miss this?
Where was I?
Why did nobody call me?

[Cookie Monster]

How did I miss this?
Where was I?
Why did nobody call me?

OH NOES!!!

Who linked this to the Are You Tall thread?!

[Raza]

How did I miss this?
Where was I?
Why did nobody call me?

So do you?  Or do you go as far as trying to teach it right from wrong?

[redbloodedamerican]

I've been meaning to bring my copies of Hot Load Trucker or Olympic Stud Farm into a mens room while someone is taking a dump, then read aloud to them. It's enough to make a man shit himself in terror.

[Gotta-Qik-C7]

Yep! I check my shit out! 

[Soup DeVille]

Will you people stop bumping this thread!

[Gotta-Qik-C7]

Okay! 

[Tave]

Proper etiquette calls for waiting until he's done, as though it were only one stall. Same goes for urinals. If there are three urinals the first guy in must use one of the ones on the end, so that a second guy may use the one on the other end. No one is allowed to use the middle one, unless there are dividers. If there are only two, first guy in gets dibs and should be left alone until he's done.

Of course, within reason. If you've really got to drop a deuce and the guy's been in there for 15 minutes then it's his damn fault for taking so long. You can only be expected to wait to a point. After that it's fair game.

The men's bathroom at the UW football stadium has troughs instead of urinals.

Come to think of it, in the rodeo stadium bathrooms at the Wyoming State Fair in Douglas, you pee into a recessed trough. It's kind of like pissing on the floor.

[omicron]

The men's bathroom at the UW football stadium has troughs instead of urinals.

Come to think of it, in the rodeo stadium bathrooms at the Wyoming State Fair in Douglas, you pee into a recessed trough. It's kind of like pissing on the floor.

The once mosque I've visited had bathrooms like that, with troughs along the wall encircling knee-height tiled seating. I was different, to say the least.

[redbloodedamerican]

The once mosque I've visited had bathrooms like that, with troughs along the wall encircling knee-height tiled seating. I was different, to say the least.

When I was a kid, they had take your kid to work day. All of the kids at my dad's workplace saw those gigantic sinks where 12 guys can wash their hands at once and simultaneously pissed in it thinking it was meant for that purpose. There were urinals in there, but we weren't about to overlook uncharted territory.