The Motor Trend SUVOTY is....

[Eye of the Tiger]

Bullshit. Ford sold millions of Explorers every year in the 90s.

Yah. Plus the bilions of Samurais, Jeeps, Unimogs, Hummers and CRVs.

[Rich]

Bullshit asshole, nobody likes the tune here

[Eye of the Tiger]

yeah, well i do

[USA_Idol]

This is starting to sound like the debate over what constitutes a Sports Car.  In other words, fucking stupid.

You know.......you're right.  I'm shutting up now.   

[Eye of the Tiger]

This is starting to sound like the debate over what constitutes a Sports Car.  In other works, fucking stupid.

A Volvo Wagon is a sports car and and SUV.

[hotrodalex]

A Volvo Wagon is a sports car and and SUV.

And a refrigerator on wheels.

[Eye of the Tiger]

And a refrigerator on wheels.

But the A/C doesn't work. 

[CJ]

Make it work.  My A/C works.

[Soup DeVille]

A Volvo Wagon is a sports car and and SUV.

Its a station wagon.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Its a station wagon.

Sport Wagen

[Eye of the Tiger]

Make it work.  My A/C works.

It's R-12, and it's cold outside!

[Soup DeVille]

Sport Wagen

Berline D'Voyage

[Eye of the Tiger]

Berline D'Voyage

Why 

[Soup DeVille]

Why 

Because the roofline extends back beyond the rear axle, that's why.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Because the roofline extends back beyond the rear axle, that's why.

THAT is an SUV.

[Soup DeVille]

THAT is an SUV.

That is a Berline D'Voyage.

[Eye of the Tiger]

That is a Berline D'Voyage.

What does that have to do with anything

[Soup DeVille]

What does that have to do with anything

it is the archetype of that body style. Technically station wagons started out as being converted sedans used for picking people up at train stations- they also called them depot hacks.

However, a Berline d'Voyage, while it looked the same in overall profile was built from the start to look like that.

Therefore, your car may be more correctly referred to as a Berline d'Voyage.

[Rupert]

This is starting to sound like the debate over what constitutes a Sports Car.  In other works, fucking stupid.

[Rupert]

THAT is an SUV.

It's awesome, whatever it is.

Also, did you get a Volvo?

[Eye of the Tiger]

It's awesome, whatever it is.

Also, did you get a Volvo?

yes
yes

[Eye of the Tiger]

it is the archetype of that body style. Technically station wagons started out as being converted sedans used for picking people up at train stations- they also called them depot hacks.

However, a Berline d'Voyage, while it looked the same in overall profile was built from the start to look like that.

Therefore, your car may be more correctly referred to as a Berline d'Voyage.

I used to like the idea of having a stationg wagon to pick up people at the train station, but now it's all ruined!!!!!

[Rupert]

yes
yes

Where's the thread?!

[Eye of the Tiger]

Where's the thread?!

In The Fast Lane, where else would you expect it to be? 

[Rupert]

The Not-Fastlane.

I found it, and it's excellent.

[SVT666]

The only reason I would buy an SUV over a wagon or crossover is because the only wagons on the market are too expensive, and crossovers can't really go offroad.  Since we lived on the prairies we didn't do any offroading, so we bought a crossover.  Now that we live in the mountains and we want to go offroading, we're going to buy a minivan.

[Atomic]

what a shock! nice vehicle yes, but not award worthy. dodge should have won.

[TBR]

what a shock! nice vehicle yes, but not award worthy. dodge should have won.

Why?

[Rupert]

The... Durango? That thing blows monkey chunks.

[Laconian]

Not the Durango, the Nitro.
such attitude!