Do you shave...

[dazzleman]

I have mentioned that I shave:

-My feet occasionally, and my nipples with those annoying black hairs around them.

Besides that, I haven't really mentioned anything else.

If you don't want to squeeze me, that's cool.

You shave your feet?  Dude, I've never heard of that.

[93JC]

Jesus Christ, I still can't believe anyone would let a razor blade near their nipples let alone their balls.

Which reminds me: I trimmed my pubes last night. Though you'd all like to know.

[dazzleman]

Jesus Christ, I still can't believe anyone would let a razor blade near their nipples let alone their balls.

Which reminds me: I trimmed my pubes last night. Though you'd all like to know.

I suggest all the guys who are shaving their balls should try using Nair on them.  Then report back on how it goes. 

[280Z Turbo]

Where? What do you mean, where?

And I hear you about those damned nipple hairs. Three god-damned inches long!

I just rip those out. I don't really have any other chest hair, so they're too weird to keep.

And I tried trimming my armpit hair last night, in honor of this thread. I was skeptical at first, but it does seem to be significantly less sweaty today.

[dazzleman]

I just rip those out. I don't really have any other chest hair, so they're too weird to keep.

And I tried trimming my armpit hair last night, in honor of this thread. I was skeptical at first, but it does seem to be significantly less sweaty today.

You can't possibly be sweating in this weather.  And it's probably downright tropical here next to what you're experiencing in Michigan.

I don't think underarm hair causes more sweating; it just causes the moisture (and the odor that goes with it) to be retained.

[the Teuton]

Jesus Christ, I still can't believe anyone would let a razor blade near their nipples let alone their balls.

Which reminds me: I trimmed my pubes last night. Though you'd all like to know.

Neither region is particularly dangerous if you don't try to speed shave them.

[280Z Turbo]

You can't possibly be sweating in this weather.  And it's probably downright tropical here next to what you're experiencing in Michigan.

I don't think underarm hair causes more sweating; it just causes the moisture (and the odor that goes with it) to be retained.

My armpits sweat regardless of outdoor temperature. Possibly even worse than summer because I'm always wearing a winter coat this time of year.

I'm not a sweaty bastard who stains his shirt, but I do get sweaty armpits.

[dazzleman]

My armpits sweat regardless of outdoor temperature. Possibly even worse than summer because I'm always wearing a winter coat this time of year.

I'm not a sweaty bastard who stains his shirt, but I do get sweaty armpits.

Do you exercise a lot?

[280Z Turbo]

Do you exercise a lot?

No.

[the Teuton]

Look, Dazzle, not everyone is Mr. World Fitness like you.

I sweat like a fucking pig to the point of absurdity.  Heck, I'm even in mildly decent shape, too.

Some people just sweat a lot.

[dazzleman]

Look, Dazzle, not everyone is Mr. World Fitness like you.

I sweat like a fucking pig to the point of absurdity.  Heck, I'm even in mildly decent shape, too.

Some people just sweat a lot.

MrH is Mr. World Fitness.  I'm nowhere near close.  I tend to sweat a fair amount in hot weather, but not in weather like this.

[the Teuton]

MrH is Mr. World Fitness.  I'm nowhere near close.  I tend to sweat a fair amount in hot weather, but not in weather like this.

People sometimes envied me back in high school because given four layers of sweat clothes and two hours of time, I could sweat out ten pounds or so.

It made cutting weight a little easier.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I was sweating walking from the garage to my apt, and it was 1?F. I was also cold, because I was only wearing a light jacket. But I was still sweating.

[280Z Turbo]

Don't get the wrong idea, I am not a sweaty person. Even when it's hot out, I think I sweat less than most people.

However, I still need to use antiperspirant in the winter.

[Tave]

I went to shovel my grandma's back patio the other day and forgot to bring our good shovel. She wasn't even home, so I couldn't get into her garage. I went out back, and there was a relic from the first World War. The handle was half rotted, the blade had rusted to almost nothing, and the snow stuck to it. So there I was, working my ass off with this snow shovel built for a 12 year old midget, huffing and puffing in the freezing cold.

I sweated my balls off. Then when I got done all the sweat on my head immediately froze into huge chunks of ice. I sped back home and luckily reached the shower before I caught pneumonia.

[dazzleman]

I went to shovel my grandma's back patio the other day and forgot to bring our good shovel. She wasn't even home, so I couldn't get into her garage. I went out back, and there was a relic from the first World War. The handle was half rotted, the blade had rusted to almost nothing, and the snow stuck to it. So there I was, working my ass off with this snow shovel built for a 12 year old midget, huffing and puffing in the freezing cold.

I sweated my balls off. Then when I got done all the sweat on my head immediately froze into huge chunks of ice. I sped back home and luckily reached the shower before I caught pneumonia.

Did the sweat melt your balls, or did they simply fall off into the snow?

[dazzleman]

People sometimes envied me back in high school because given four layers of sweat clothes and two hours of time, I could sweat out ten pounds or so.

It made cutting weight a little easier.

I see people at the gym all the time dressed in sweat clothes as they exercise.  I wear shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, and still sweat a lot.

Weight loss through loss of water weight is an illusion anyway, since you put it right back on when you rehydrate.  For real weight loss, you need to lose fat.  Sweating a lot doesn't help with that.

[Tave]

Did the sweat melt your balls, or did they simply fall off into the snow?

My balls stewed in a warm pool of sweat because I just so happened to be wearing pants. But I forgot my hat.

[the Teuton]

I see people at the gym all the time dressed in sweat clothes as they exercise.  I wear shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, and still sweat a lot.

Weight loss through loss of water weight is an illusion anyway, since you put it right back on when you rehydrate.  For real weight loss, you need to lose fat.  Sweating a lot doesn't help with that.

No, and it messes up your metabolism if you do it too much with yo-yoing.

[93JC]

My balls stewed in a warm pool of sweat because I just so happened to be wearing pants. But I forgot my hat.

Hat? You needed a toque!

[dazzleman]

My balls stewed in a warm pool of sweat because I just so happened to be wearing pants. But I forgot my hat.

Hopefully, they reattached once they cooled down.  Good thing the pants kept them from dropping to the ground.

[dazzleman]

No, and it messes up your metabolism if you do it too much with yo-yoing.

My secretary was telling me how her husband was getting all bundled up to do indoor exercising.  He's a fat mess and really needs to lose weight.  I explained to her that losing water weight does nothing.  She said I was right, but I doubt it made a difference.

[the Teuton]

I have lost 5 pounds since coming back to school.  It's all about intake control.  Seriously.

[Rupert]

Hat? You needed a toque!

You must mean a beanie, eh, Canuck?

[dazzleman]

I have lost 5 pounds since coming back to school.  It's all about intake control.  Seriously.

Therein lies the problem for a lot of people.  I also have a problem with intake control.  It's a constant struggle to maintain the right weight, one that I'm mostly winning, but still not something that comes easily.

[the Teuton]

How I do it:  I limit my weekly grocery budget and I stick to it.

[Rupert]

Weight is less of a concern than fitness.

[Eye of the Tiger]

How I do it:  I limit my weekly grocery budget and I stick to it.

BUT YOU CAN HAS A DUBBLE CHEEZEBURGER FOR ONLY A DOLLAR AT MACDONALD

[280Z Turbo]

BUT YOU CAN HAS A DUBBLE CHEEZEBURGER FOR ONLY A DOLLAR AT MACDONALD

No you can't.

The double cheeseburger is 1.19 now.

[Eye of the Tiger]

No you can't.

The double cheeseburger is 1.19 now.