Do you shave...

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J86

#90
January 15, 2009, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:51:24 PM

Err....actually, you have to tell them about that stuff: it's called a Character and Fitness report. And I had a lot of explaining to do besides that.  :lol:

Yeah, that's definitely the worst part of the whole fucking thing!  Fortunately, my record is pretty tame...I did have fun ordering copies of the court records though and reading the incident report from the police officer.  "Defendant did have in his possession 16 Bud Light beers..." :lol:

Tave

#91
January 15, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
Quote from: Raza  link=topic=17194.msg970793#msg970793 date=1232074364
Well, you're not getting any practice at being a liar that way now, are you?

One school even made me tell them about all my speeding tickets. :wtf:
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

Raza

#92
January 15, 2009, 07:57:35 PM
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
One school even made me tell them about all my speeding tickets. :wtf:

That's insane. 

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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

J86

#93
January 15, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
which school was that?!

J86

#94
January 15, 2009, 07:59:42 PM
Boston area schools are great...they only care about criminal convictions!

Tave

#95
January 15, 2009, 08:00:49 PM
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 07:59:42 PM
Boston area schools are great...they only care about criminal convictions!

You mean like a felony?
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

Tave

#96
January 15, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
which school was that?!

University of Minnesota. They required that you tell them about everything except parking tickets.
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

J86

#97
January 15, 2009, 08:05:19 PM
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 08:00:49 PM
You mean like a felony?

misdemeanors or felonies.  Some even spell out that they DON'T want to hear if you've been convicted of drunkeness, simple assault, or disturbance of the peace :lol:

J86

#98
January 15, 2009, 08:05:47 PM
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
University of Minnesota. They required that you tell them about everything except parking tickets.

Jeesus!  Good salt of the earth midwestern folk huh :lol:

Soup DeVille

#99
January 15, 2009, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:51:24 PM

Err....actually, you have to tell them about that stuff: it's called a Character and Fitness report. And I had a lot of explaining to do besides that.  :lol:

Not a very lawyerly move of you.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Soup DeVille

#100
January 15, 2009, 08:28:56 PM
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
One school even made me tell them about all my speeding tickets. :wtf:

Lie.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Rupert

#101
January 15, 2009, 08:51:01 PM
Quote from: 93JC on January 15, 2009, 02:25:33 PM
I've got friggin' bushes on my feet. :lol:

I think I've got more hair on top of my big toes than you have on your feet. :lol: :lol: :praise:

Hobbit.

Yeah, me too.
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dazzleman

#102
January 15, 2009, 09:22:31 PM
Some of you guys are really hairy.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

Rupert

#103
January 16, 2009, 12:16:10 AM
It's the way to be. I stay warm longer. :lol:
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Laconian

#104
January 16, 2009, 12:17:20 AM
I just had a foot orgasm.
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Rupert

#105
January 16, 2009, 12:21:38 AM
TMI, man.

Was is messy?
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omicron

#106
January 16, 2009, 06:32:47 AM
I fear I have stumbled across some kind of male bonding thread, and I am about to be brutally slapped by a wet towel.

Tave

#107
January 16, 2009, 07:43:46 AM
Quote from: omicron on January 16, 2009, 06:32:47 AM
I fear I have stumbled across some kind of male bonding thread, and I am about to be brutally slapped by a wet towel.

Watch out for Teuton. He puts nails in his towel.
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

omicron

#108
January 16, 2009, 08:36:08 AM
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 07:43:46 AM
Watch out for Teuton. He puts nails in his towel.

Nailed by Mr. Teuton, eh?

dazzleman

#110
January 16, 2009, 06:55:22 PM
Quote from: Laconian on January 16, 2009, 12:17:20 AM
I just had a foot orgasm.

Does it have anything to do with the thick matting of hair that you have on your feet?

Reading this, it seems that some of you guys are borderline gorillas with all the hair you have.  :evildude:
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

Rupert

#111
January 16, 2009, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: omicron on January 16, 2009, 08:36:08 AM
Nailed by Mr. Teuton, eh?

Hi-ooooh!
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Rupert

#112
January 16, 2009, 06:59:43 PM
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 06:55:22 PM
Does it have anything to do with the thick matting of hair that you have on your feet?

Reading this, it seems that some of you guys are borderline gorillas with all the hair you have.  :evildude:

Quote from: dazzleman on January 15, 2009, 09:22:31 PM
Some of you guys are really hairy.

Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 12:16:10 AM
It's the way to be. I stay warm longer. :lol:

0_o

:lol:
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the Teuton

#113
January 16, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
Exsqueeze me?
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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Soup DeVille

#114
January 16, 2009, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
Exsqueeze me?

This thread is already creepy enough. Lets not try to initiate physical contact ever again, OK?
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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the Teuton

#115
January 16, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 16, 2009, 07:00:40 PM
This thread is already creepy enough. Lets not try to initiate physical contact ever again, OK?

It's not creepy yet, as I have not divulged where and what I shave.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Soup DeVille

#116
January 16, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
It's not creepy yet, as I have not divulged where and what I shave.

You're about the only one.

and I'm not squeezing you.


Ever.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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the Teuton

#117
January 16, 2009, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 16, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
You're about the only one.

and I'm not squeezing you.


Ever.

I have mentioned that I shave:

-My feet occasionally, and my nipples with those annoying black hairs around them.

Besides that, I haven't really mentioned anything else.

If you don't want to squeeze me, that's cool.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

93JC

#118
January 16, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
Where? What do you mean, where?

And I hear you about those damned nipple hairs. Three god-damned inches long!

Soup DeVille

#119
January 16, 2009, 07:13:21 PM
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
Where? What do you mean, where?

He may or may not shave his nipples in the meat department of Wal-mart.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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