Do you shave...

[Raza]

Or do what I do and (pay a woman tie you down and) burn them.

[280Z Turbo]

You just need to trim less. It doesn't itch if you leave some length to it.

It doesn't matter.

When you cut hair, the edges are going to be sharp no matter what.

[dazzleman]

Sean already has loads of women slobbering over his tallywacker....:). Great word, BTW.

[280Z Turbo]

Sean already has loads of women slobbering over his tallywacker....:). Great word, BTW.

I'm not going to correct you.

[J86]

This thread got weird...

[Tave]

Or do what I do and (pay a woman tie you down and) burn them.

How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?

[J86]

Nevermind, NOW it just got weird ^

[Rupert]

How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?

Make it dissolving Alka Seltzer, and it's free.

[2o6]

How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?

$8.60 an hour, not including the Pepto Bismol cost.

[Rupert]

You should be eating better than me, but if you're spending more than double what I am, do question it.

More than $60 per week on food? That's not very much at all.

[Raza]

How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?

More than you can afford, until you finish law school, anyway.

[the Teuton]

More than $60 per week on food? That's not very much at all.

I have a friend who was spending about $100/week during the summer.  He's also a tank and works out like no one's business.

No one needs that much usually.

[Laconian]

I got a shaver a year or so ago called the Philips Bodygroom, it's great for completely shaving hair that should not exist (shoulders!) and trimming hairs that should be shorter (nips!)

[Lebowski]

I have a friend who was spending about $100/week during the summer.  He's also a tank and works out like no one's business.

No one needs that much usually.

You're thinking from the perspective of a college kid. Once you get out and start working, $100/wk for food is nothing. Even lunch at a sammich shop by my office can run $10, that's $50/wk just for weekday lunches. I'm sure it is more in a place like NYC.


Btw, what exactly about all this schlorn scrotum talk made you guys think of eating?  Sick bastards. 

[Lebowski]

I have a philips bodygroom and I think it's an underpowered piece
Of shit.

[Laconian]

I have a philips bodygroom and I think it's an underpowered piece
Of shit.

Maybe you should consider upgrading to sheep shears!

[The Pirate]

How I do it:  I limit my weekly grocery budget and I stick to it.

It's amazing what having no money for food does for your intake control, isn't it?  I've got some lean weeks coming up here.  The past few months, my bank account has paid out more than what went in. 

[Rupert]

I have a friend who was spending about $100/week during the summer.  He's also a tank and works out like no one's business.

No one needs that much usually.

Haha, dude, $100 a week is still nothing. Just eating lunch out is $50/week. Then there's a weekly or twice-weekly dinner out, at $20-30 each time. Dang, groceries themselves are about $100/week.

Of course, if you can do it on $30/week, then more power to ya.

[MrH]

I have lost 5 pounds since coming back to school.  It's all about intake control.  Seriously.

I disagree with that to some degree.  Intake control helps to a point.  Exercise enough and get your metabolism through the roof, and you can just chow down and stay lean.  I pound tons of food.  Intake control helps to a point when you're trying to lose weight, but if you limit it too much, you metabolism slows down to compensate, and then you have an even tougher battle to fight.

[280Z Turbo]

I don't really like eating. I like certain foods, but most of the time I eat food that I don't like and preparing it takes time that I don't have.

[Rupert]

I love to eat good food. One of my favorite things, in fact.

[Lebowski]

Exercise enough and get your metabolism through the roof, and you can just chow down and stay lean.  I pound tons of food.

You can get away with that until about your early twenties. I suspect you will change your tune as you get older.

[the Teuton]

Haha, dude, $100 a week is still nothing. Just eating lunch out is $50/week. Then there's a weekly or twice-weekly dinner out, at $20-30 each time. Dang, groceries themselves are about $100/week.

Of course, if you can do it on $30/week, then more power to ya.

I think eating out every day like that is wasteful spending.  Just my opinion.

[dazzleman]

I think eating out every day like that is wasteful spending.  Just my opinion.

I eat lunch out every day.  It is a waste of money, but it's more convenient.

[dazzleman]

It's amazing what having no money for food does for your intake control, isn't it?  I've got some lean weeks coming up here.  The past few months, my bank account has paid out more than what went in. 

Did the store cut your hours, man?  I hope everything's OK.

[Soup DeVille]

I eat lunch out every day.  It is a waste of money, but it's more convenient.

I pack my lunch most days, but also almost always eat out.

The cafeteris sucks, but so do the available dining options, and there's a decent park not too far from here.

In the winter, I eat in my car often.

[dazzleman]

I pack my lunch most days, but also almost always eat out.

The cafeteris sucks, but so do the available dining options, and there's a decent park not too far from here.

In the winter, I eat in my car often.

Lately, I've been buying my lunch, but bringing dinner and eating it before I go home, so I'm not eating so late, and so there's not such a long timeb between lunch and dinner (which tempts me to eat more at dinner).

Isn't eating in the car in the winter a little cold up in Michigan?

[Soup DeVille]

Lately, I've been buying my lunch, but bringing dinner and eating it before I go home, so I'm not eating so late, and so there's not such a long timeb between lunch and dinner (which tempts me to eat more at dinner).

Isn't eating in the car in the winter a little cold up in Michigan?

Yeah, but the heater works pretty good, and there are areas inside here that are just as cold as outside anyways. The facility has no real heat other than that produced by the machines themselves.

[dazzleman]

Yeah, but the heater works pretty good, and there are areas inside here that are just as cold as outside anyways. The facility has no real heat other than that produced by the machines themselves.

I see.  That makes sense.

[S204STi]

This thread got weird...

It got weird?  It was weird from the word Go!