The be like 2o6 and ChrisV thread!

Started by 2o6, January 28, 2009, 09:43:48 PM

2o6

2o6 (or ChrisV, if he wants to play) will post a picture of a car that you guys generally think is "crap" and you have to find at least two items good about it! No negatives!  :loopy:

sandertheshark


2o6

#2
Good!

First car:

Geo Metro Convertible


Soup DeVille

2o6, since I often can't see pictures posted, can you also name the car when you post a new one?
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

sandertheshark

1.  Probably the least expensive convertible ever made.

2.  There is no way the car itself can distract me whilst staring at the stripper driving it.

2o6

Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 28, 2009, 09:49:17 PM
2o6, since I often can't see pictures posted, can you also name the car when you post a new one?

Fixed.

Eye of the Tiger

What a dinky piece of shit. I would never own a pussy car like that.
On the other hand, it is the cheapest ticket to open top motoring. It is also very fuel efficient, lightweight, nimble, easy to park, and chicks dig it.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

2o6


Soup DeVille

1: Fun Barbados/Island type rental car.

2: Would make a lovely planter.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: 2o6 on January 28, 2009, 09:52:13 PM
:confused:

Oh, sorry...

1. The greatest car ever built

2. It won fourteen and a half SCCA national TSD rally championships
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

2o6

Quote from: NACar on January 28, 2009, 09:54:18 PM
Oh, sorry...

1. The greatest car ever built

2. It won fourteen and a half SCCA national TSD rally championships


Much better. I want only positive from you.

Eye of the Tiger

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

the Teuton

1) It's not really an American car.

2) We were the only people lucky enough to get the Metro convertible.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

2o6

Quote from: the Teuton on January 28, 2009, 09:56:31 PM
1) It's not really an American car.

2) We were the only people lucky enough to get the Metro convertible.

Not positive enough.  :nono:



Only smiles, please!

Quote from: NACar on January 28, 2009, 09:55:59 PM
WATS THE NEXT CAR, DINGBAT


In time, honey.

the Teuton

Fine, if you're a Lambo owner, there's a genuinely good chance you'd love drag racing a Metro cabrio.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

2o6


Eye of the Tiger

1. You can swap in a supercharged 3800 V6

2. It's not a Metro convertible
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

sandertheshark

1.  It's got a raked windscreen so you can pretend it's an NSX until you try to turn left.

2.  The front seat reclines way back so you can beat your kids while driving.

3.0L V6

1. It can be a bang-bus.

2. It will probably run a lot longer and go further on a transmission than an equivalent Dodge or Ford product.

Vinsanity

1. spoiler/luggage rack combo

2. fine EURO handling in a seven-passenger package

Soup DeVille

Quote from: 2o6 on January 28, 2009, 10:03:20 PM
New Car:

Chevrolet Lumina APV



1: You can spread out a full sized newspaper on the dashboard and still have a place toput your coffee ( I know this)

2: With the right paint job, you can call it "shuttlecraft five" and impress all your geek buddies at the trakkie convention.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Gotta-Qik-C7

1. At the time it was futuristic.

2. It wasn't as dorky as the then popular Caravan.
2014 C7 Vert, 2002 Silverado, 2005 Road Glide

Vinsanity

A few for the Geo cuz I'm bored:

1. they make great "art cars"

2. it will fit in anything remotely resembling a parking spot

Laconian

Quote from: 2o6 on January 28, 2009, 10:03:20 PM
New Car:

Chevrolet Lumina APV


Leonard Nimoy endorsed it (well, the Oldsmobile, but still)
The body panels will never rust.
Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

the Teuton

Take off the wipers and it makes a great slide for the kids.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Gotta-Qik-C7

Quote from: the Teuton on January 28, 2009, 11:05:44 PM
Take off the wipers and it makes a great slide for the kids.
Or a bike ramp....
2014 C7 Vert, 2002 Silverado, 2005 Road Glide

Rupert

1. Hella cargo room.

2. Awesome spaceship style.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

the Teuton

Had way less recalls and issues than its evolution, the Venture.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

nickdrinkwater

I always kinda liked that car when I was young.  I remember seeing a few here, only it was called a Trans Sport...

ChrisV

Like a fine Detroit wine, this vehicle has aged to budgetary perfection...