Ugly going fast is still ugly

[hounddog]

It's very ugly.

Said the guy who thinks the Jetta is a good looking car. 

[AltinD]

Said the guy who thinks the Jetta is a good looking car. 

Not a masterpiece but certanly better looking then 75% of cars on the road ... especially the North American ones

[Vinsanity]

Not a masterpiece but certanly better looking then 75% of cars on the road ... especially the North American ones

wat

the Jetta looks exactly like a Corolla with chrome teef

[AltinD]

And i look like An Coulter

[CALL_911]

And i look like An Coulter

You look like Ann Coulter?

[AltinD]

You look like Ann Coulter?

As much as the Jetta really looks like the Corolla.

[CALL_911]

As much as the Jetta really looks like the Corolla.

So you look a lot like Ann Coulter.

[CJ]

Said the guy who thinks the Jetta is a good looking car. 

The Jetta IS a good looking car.

[rohan]

If you like the Ford 500/Taurus then I'ld say yes it is.  It's the same shape but a little smaller.  In short it's pretty ugly.

but it's kinda a nice car to drive in a 80 year old kinda way.







(ignore the pimped out look of this 500 and just look at the lines)

[Vinsanity]

My thing with the Jetta is that the small wheel wells and long overhangs make it look like a big-body car built atop a small-car chassis. That said, it's not a bad-looking car by any means, but it's certainly NOT "better looking then 75% of cars on the road"

[Raza]

Those cars are NOT ugly?  Now I know you are full of crappola.

You think the G class Mercedes is ugly?  I think it's the best looking SUV ever made. 

The ML is fine, not attractive really, but not ugly. 

[Raza]

My thing with the Jetta is that the small wheel wells and long overhangs make it look like a big-body car built atop a small-car chassis. That said, it's not a bad-looking car by any means, but it's certainly NOT "better looking then 75% of cars on the road"

I think it is.  The base versions look a little like base versions (and wow, for 16 grand, I'd expect 20" wheels and solid gold door handles), but I very much like looking at my car.

[Raza]

Said the guy who thinks the Jetta is a good looking car. 

You like the X6?  You don't have to get offended and insult my car like a little fucking child because I don't like the X6.  You're an adult, aren't you?  Fucking act like one.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I'd rather them just make an M7. It would be less pointless than this turd.

They better. If they make this thing and do not make a M7 i'll really start to question the M division.

[Submariner]

You think the G class Mercedes is ugly?  I think it's the best looking SUV ever made. 

The ML is fine, not attractive really, but not ugly. 

I knew I liked you. 

And you're right about the ML.  It's...inoffensive.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I like the new generation ML in AMG trim, that's about it. I actually like the GLK style over the ML in pedestrain trims.

[CALL_911]

Said the guy who thinks the Jetta is a good looking car. 

You like the X6. Enough said.

[Tave]

I think both the ML and X6 are inoffensive. If anything the Bimmer has more soothing lines.

G is the best looking SUV ever? Oh c'mon! What about Wranglers, Land Rovers, old Land Cruisers, H1s, Ranges, early 4runners, Cherokees, Broncos, Wagoneers?

Of course I don't even know why I'm listening to Raza and Submariner talk about SUVs anyway. I remember Raza once said something to me like, "I might try skiing, because it's an outdoor sport I wouldn't get dirty playing." 

[CALL_911]

I remember Raza once said something to me like, "I might try skiing, because it's an outdoor sport I wouldn't get dirty playing." 

The smiley's facepalm couldn't cover the extent of failure in that statement.

[Vinsanity]

I think it is.  The base versions look a little like base versions (and wow, for 16 grand, I'd expect 20" wheels and solid gold door handles), but I very much like looking at my car.

well if you're bringing price points into this, that's a whole other argument ("better looking than 75% of cars under $20k"), but even with that considered, it's a big stretch to make.

[Raza]

I like the new generation ML in AMG trim, that's about it. I actually like the GLK style over the ML in pedestrain trims.

I have a feeling the GLK is going to look like an Infiniti EX on the road, and seem too small for its proportions.  When all gussied up, the ML AMG does look pretty good, I have to say that.

[Raza]

I think both the ML and X6 are inoffensive. If anything the Bimmer has more soothing lines.

G is the best looking SUV ever? Oh c'mon! What about Wranglers, Land Rovers, old Land Cruisers, H1s, Ranges, early 4runners, Cherokees, Broncos, Wagoneers?

Of course I don't even know why I'm listening to Raza and Submariner talk about SUVs anyway. I remember Raza once said something to me like, "I might try skiing, because it's an outdoor sport I wouldn't get dirty playing." 

I don't think that was me...I can't ski because of my bad knee.

[Raza]

well if you're bringing price points into this, that's a whole other argument ("better looking than 75% of cars under $20k"), but even with that considered, it's a big stretch to make.

I'm just saying the base car looks like a base car, but I think the minor adjustments in appearance to the GLI and Wolfsburg editions bring out a more attractive visage. 

[Tave]

I'm pretty sure it was, but everytime I try to scan your posts the forum search implodes. I think you mentioned the knee.

[Raza]

I'm pretty sure it was, but everytime I try to scan your posts the forum search implodes. I think you mentioned the knee.

It might have been, who knows?  Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about, and I post drunk a lot.  But then again, it wasn't so long ago that I didn't think I wanted to drive a car with a manual, so...people change.  I'm going to take up kayaking this summer--wet is like dirty, right? 

Although, I am incredibly insane about my digital cleanliness.  I can't handle newspapers because it drives me so crazy.

[Vinsanity]

I'm just saying the base car looks like a base car, but I think the minor adjustments in appearance to the GLI and Wolfsburg editions bring out a more attractive visage. 

well, that's a given. But the Jetta never struck me as one of the more attractive cars, even in its price class.

[AltinD]

So you look a lot like Ann Coulter.

We both have 2 feets, 2 legs, a head, a couple of eyes and a pair of ears ... still totally different species though.

[Vinsanity]

2 "feets"

I lol'd when I pictured someone saying that out loud

[omicron]

2 "feets"

I lol'd when I pictured someone saying that out loud

[TBR]

It might have been, who knows?  Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about, and I post drunk a lot.  But then again, it wasn't so long ago that I didn't think I wanted to drive a car with a manual, so...people change.  I'm going to take up kayaking this summer--wet is like dirty, right? 

Although, I am incredibly insane about my digital cleanliness.  I can't handle newspapers because it drives me so crazy.

Yes, I recall that. Your first thread at C/D was looking for a luxury sports sedan, automatic only. I suggested a manual and you said that you didn't see the point of a manual.