T&A

[93JC]

When called out on the obvious wrongness of the above, "cliques" and "superficial bitches" back-pedals into:

I don't know how an explanation becomes back-pedaling. But leave it to you to find a way.

Dating and otherwise trying to get play can certainly be a moderately sucky experience, but it shouldn't compel screed. I didn't intend to push buttons, but In all seriousness, you need to do some major self analysis.

Did I mention you're an idiot?

[sandertheshark]

Showing up w/ a new 330Ci might get you laid in high school, I can't imagine it'll get you laid anywhere else unless you hang around some pretty lowball people.

Throw your keys on a bar counter and watch how many girls turn to check them out.  Watch how many turn away in disappointment when they see it's just a Chevy.

[93JC]

Don't Corvettes come with some little transmitter thingamabob in lieu of a key?

[dazzleman]

You're douchebags, and no one likes you.

I'm very hurt by that comment, Teuton.

[the Teuton]

I'm very hurt by that comment, Teuton.

Throw your keys on a bar counter and watch how many girls turn to check them out.  Watch how many turn away in disappointment when they see it's just a Chevy.

You people don't have keys; you have plastic fobs that look like garage door openers.

[93JC]

I'm very hurt by that comment, Teuton.

But on the bright side you could easily go out, pick up a chick and catch a disease.

[dazzleman]

You people don't have keys; you have plastic fobs that look like garage door openers.

That's right, and if you want to get laid, you better have one too......

[the Teuton]

That's right, and if you want to get laid, you better have one too......

I'd take a key to a less-than-stellar 2002tii or 1978-82 320i at this point, thanks.

Women probably wouldn't understand those, though (Ew, it's such an ugly box.  Like gag me with a spoon.  Like, is that really a BMW?  You know what, I don't think you're my type...).

Sigh...I need a Ferrari Daytona replica.

[sandertheshark]

You people don't have keys; you have plastic fobs that look like garage door openers.

Doesn't matter, they got this on them.

[ChrisV]

FWIW, I wasn't anywhere near high school when I had the Daytona, and the types of women that seemed to be attracted to it, ranged in age from young girls to fairly mature women.

And if you've ever been in an office full of women, they are pretty much no different than high school girls in a lot of how they deal with the world.

And they DO look at you differently if you arrive in a car like mine than if you arrive in a Geo Metro.

[sportyaccordy]

When called out on the obvious wrongness of the above, "cliques" and "superficial bitches" back-pedals into:

Dating and otherwise trying to get play can certainly be a moderately sucky experience, but it shouldn't compel screed. I didn't intend to push buttons, but In all seriousness, you need to do some major self analysis.

Cougs the whole internet psychologist schtick you've taken on continues to backfire

There was no backpedaling, and for whatever reason you and Lebowski seem to be the only two who missed what square Flinstones SUV dude was saying.

And there is plenty of validity in the argument of whether cliques/ superficial bitches die out in high school. Country clubs, expensive night clubs w/guest lists, parents who groom their daughters in college to seek out and marry the most successful dudes w/o regard for the content of his character or their own personal success, the enduring trophy wife program... seriously, you must be the one living in a bubble. The same girls who used to scream about how their boyfriends had to wear brand x and have x pairs of Jordans now "claim" to demand that their husbands make x amount of money, drive x car, go to club x, etc. etc, if they haven't grown up. Just like the dudes who put big boobs or a big ass over everything else still do the same.

LMAO, I'm shocked that you of all people would have such faith in the character of the average person. That is not to say that women who look for the traits listed by 93JC are all superficial; I don't expect a dude who looks for a fertile woman w/a brain to be deemed as superficial either. Hint, there is no magical transformation that happens when people turn 18, or 21, or any prescribed age.

[GoCougs]

Cougs the whole internet psychologist schtick you've taken on continues to backfire

There was no backpedaling, and for whatever reason you and Lebowski seem to be the only two who missed what square Flinstones SUV dude was saying.

And there is plenty of validity in the argument of whether cliques/ superficial bitches die out in high school. Country clubs, expensive night clubs w/guest lists, parents who groom their daughters in college to seek out and marry the most successful dudes w/o regard for the content of his character or their own personal success, the enduring trophy wife program... seriously, you must be the one living in a bubble. The same girls who used to scream about how their boyfriends had to wear brand x and have x pairs of Jordans now "claim" to demand that their husbands make x amount of money, drive x car, go to club x, etc. etc, if they haven't grown up. Just like the dudes who put big boobs or a big ass over everything else still do the same.

LMAO, I'm shocked that you of all people would have such faith in the character of the average person. That is not to say that women who look for the traits listed by 93JC are all superficial; I don't expect a dude who looks for a fertile woman w/a brain to be deemed as superficial either. Hint, there is no magical transformation that happens when people turn 18, or 21, or any prescribed age.

Nope. 93JC failed in ultra mega profound fashion. He knows it. He got called out on it. He back pedaled. He failed again.

I've said my peace otherwise.

[MexicoCityM3]

I'd take a key to a less-than-stellar 2002tii or 1978-82 320i at this point, thanks.

Women probably wouldn't understand those, though (Ew, it's such an ugly box.  Like gag me with a spoon.  Like, is that really a BMW?  You know what, I don't think you're my type...).

Really cool & interesting women worthy of your love would. Useless to land a one night stand, though. Depends on what you are looking for in a woman now.

[MrH]

All I'll say is this:  Women do change.  Freshman year in college, say you're an enginerd major, and your chance at getting laid goes down drastically.  Say it senior year, and girls latch on like leeches.

Stable, good pay is the best trait in a man when girls start realizing they need to grow up.

[Raza]

I interpret those results as "BMW owners lie about how much sex they have than owners of any other brand".

[93JC]

Cougs the whole internet psychologist schtick you've taken on continues to backfire

There was no backpedaling, and for whatever reason you and Lebowski seem to be the only two who missed what square Flinstones SUV dude was saying.

And there is plenty of validity in the argument of whether cliques/ superficial bitches die out in high school. Country clubs, expensive night clubs w/guest lists, parents who groom their daughters in college to seek out and marry the most successful dudes w/o regard for the content of his character or their own personal success, the enduring trophy wife program... seriously, you must be the one living in a bubble. The same girls who used to scream about how their boyfriends had to wear brand x and have x pairs of Jordans now "claim" to demand that their husbands make x amount of money, drive x car, go to club x, etc. etc, if they haven't grown up. Just like the dudes who put big boobs or a big ass over everything else still do the same.

LMAO, I'm shocked that you of all people would have such faith in the character of the average person. That is not to say that women who look for the traits listed by 93JC are all superficial; I don't expect a dude who looks for a fertile woman w/a brain to be deemed as superficial either. Hint, there is no magical transformation that happens when people turn 18, or 21, or any prescribed age.

Thanks.

And I don't really think it's entirely 'superficial' either. Women going after men with money/'stuff' are being very practical about it, I think. Why wouldn't you?

[sportyaccordy]

All I'll say is this:  Women do change.  Freshman year in college, say you're an enginerd major, and your chance at getting laid goes down drastically.  Say it senior year, and girls latch on like leeches.

Stable, good pay is the best trait in a man when girls start realizing they need to grow up.

Man I shoulda banged more art majors. "OMG ur gonna have a job when u graduate, HI2U"

Women going after men with money/'stuff' are being very practical about it, I think. Why wouldn't you?

Ask Cougs?

The problem comes when a chick who's not worth more than maybe a night or two takes the attitude that her stuff makes her BS worth putting up with for a lifetime. Again, entitlement mentality.

[93JC]

Oh, of course: a lot of women vastly over-estimate the lengths to which you, I or any other sensible man would go to give them the pound.

Then again on the other hand ol' GoCougs thinks I "put 'it' on a pedestal". Not pussy: 'it'.

[93JC]

And check the score, yo: 24 A - 19 T. Told you we weren't a minority.

[the Teuton]

There was an average-looking girl handing out teacher evals today.  I'd give her maybe a 4.5-5 sans one thing.  But I'd so hit.  Why?  She had some of the most massive jugs I think I have ever seen.  And they looked good.

So that automatically boosted her up into the 7-7.5 range.

[93JC]

Rosie O'Donnell has huge dirty pillows too: would you hit it?

[NomisR]

All I'll say is this:  Women do change.  Freshman year in college, say you're an enginerd major, and your chance at getting laid goes down drastically.  Say it senior year, and girls latch on like leeches.

Stable, good pay is the best trait in a man when girls start realizing they need to grow up.

The only thing change is that women wants more.. bigger, better things.  Young girls may be impressed by a car, when you get older, you need a house, etc. 

Women know they have an expiration date, they peak at about 28 and their value starts to depreciate after though.  So within those years, they try to latch on to the most valuable guy they can as an investment.  The idea on the ROI basically changes with age. 

[Vinsanity]

Rosie O'Donnell has huge dirty pillows too: would you hit it?

Rosie as a complete package is like a '1' using the most generous criteria. Take away the huge dirty pillows, and the world of positive numbers just disappears.

[NomisR]

Rosie as a complete package is like a '1' using the most generous criteria. Take away the huge dirty pillows, and the world of positive numbers just disappears.

You're really generous if you would given her a 1.  No way in hell is she even close. 

You know the sad thing is, most women typically look better when they were young and skinny.. well, not her.. she's still a man.. 

[sandertheshark]

Rosie as a complete package is like a '1' using the most generous criteria. Take away the huge dirty pillows, and the world of positive numbers just disappears.

Besides, she'd kill you if you tried to "hit it."

[Vinsanity]

You're really generous if you would given her a 1.  No way in hell is she even close. 

By generous criteria, I of course mean after being locked in a prison cell for 10 years with 3 other dudes

[sportyaccordy]

By generous criteria, I of course mean after being locked in a prison cell for 10 years with 3 other dudes

IF I was locked up I would want to come home to the best tang possible.

[the Teuton]

IF I was locked up I would want to come home to the best tang possible.

But you'd tap Rosie if it were the only immediately available.

[NomisR]

But you'd tap Rosie if it were the only immediately available.

She'd kill me. 

[sportyaccordy]

But you'd tap Rosie if it were the only immediately available.

Pornography and prostitution. There's no imaginable situation that would allow me to accept doing Rosie O'Donnell.