Would you do her?

Started by NomisR, April 09, 2009, 01:43:28 PM

Would you do Rosie O'Donnell if she was the last surviving woman on earth and the survival of the human race depends on your imprenating her

Yes
3 (9.1%)
No
22 (66.7%)
Others
8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 30

NomisR


Laconian

Does "Others" mean somebody else can do the job instead of me?
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NomisR

No, just maybe you have some other options.  I would not and just let human species go extinct.   

But Other can  include cloning yourself and find a way to evolve yourself to have asexual reproduction. 

Vinsanity

Other: from the T&A thread:

Quote from: Vinsanity on April 09, 2009, 01:45:03 PM
We'd then have to establish a makeshift fertility clinic, and do the deed using nothing but a Victoria's Secret catalog and a little plastic cup

MrH

Above all, I stay classy.  So no, I'd let the human race die.
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Laconian

Maybe she can fertilize herself, like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. Why do I have to come into the picture?
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sportyaccordy

No, for the simple fact that it would be a double loss- I'd have to live with the memory of the tragedy, and I would have to live with the shame of bringing another person into this world who knew what happened. Can you imagine the childbirth? Poltergeist anyone?

Eye of the Tiger

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giant_mtb

I wouldn't.  If the world were in such a state where I was the only man left on earth, I'd just give up the game and go steal some cars to drive around until I died or the gas went bad.

:huh:

Payman

Do I have lots of rum, a large paper bag, and duct tape at my disposal?

NomisR


Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: NomisR on April 09, 2009, 03:12:18 PM
It was you wasn't it!!

:mask:

Hey, it's amazing what becomes attractive when you've been isolated from real women for a while.
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sandertheshark

Jesus Christ.  I'd much rather the human race die out then let Rosie fill the entire gene pool.

Other.  I'd rip out my own rib and pray to God that he make a woman out of it.

the Teuton

I'm going to vote porno mag and a turkey baster.
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Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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sandertheshark

Quote from: the Teuton on April 10, 2009, 12:01:01 AM
I'm going to vote porno mag and a turkey baster.
Quote from: Laconian on April 09, 2009, 02:10:55 PM
Maybe she can fertilize herself, like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. Why do I have to come into the picture?

LOL, dirty unintentional pun.

Vinsanity

Quote from: sandertheshark on April 09, 2009, 11:58:56 PM
Other.  I'd rip out my own rib and pray to God that he make a woman out of it.

That would be incredibly awesome to see. Although I hope he doesn't use my DNA. Then that would make her like my sister or something :mask:

the Teuton

Quote from: Vinsanity on April 10, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
That would be incredibly awesome to see. Although I hope he doesn't use my DNA. Then that would make her like my sister or something :mask:

Is your sister hot?  From my experience, unless her name is Ellie the Integra Girl, most Asian chicks are hot.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

rohan

Quote from: sandertheshark on April 09, 2009, 11:58:56 PM
Jesus Christ.  I'd much rather the human race die out then let Rosie fill the entire gene pool.

Other.  I'd rip out my own rib and pray to God that he make a woman out of it.
I'ld rip out my own rib and stab myself to death with it before I'ld do her. 
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Vinsanity

Quote from: the Teuton on April 10, 2009, 12:07:01 AM
Is your sister hot?  From my experience, unless her name is Ellie the Integra Girl, most Asian chicks are hot.

5th amendment. :nono: You guys already have Claudia.

the Teuton

Quote from: Vinsanity on April 10, 2009, 12:12:53 AM
5th amendment. :nono: You guys already have Claudia.

It's not my fault you have a hot sister...
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Vinsanity

Quote from: the Teuton on April 10, 2009, 12:22:32 AM
It's not my fault you have a hot sister...

Not mine either. It's not like I can pick and choose what I wanted out of the gene pool

Cookie Monster

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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
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Byteme

Quote from: thecarnut on April 10, 2009, 01:14:41 AM
NO.

Let me answer you this way.

"Hi Dick.  I'd like to meet my friend Mr. Hand".



In a word; "NO"

Cobra93


Cookie Monster

Quote from: Byteme on April 10, 2009, 08:41:20 AM
Let me answer you this way.

"Hi Dick.  I'd like to meet my friend Mr. Hand".



In a word; "NO"
As long as I have the interwebs I'll be fine. :devil:
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Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
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2 4 R

2o6

Quote from: thecarnut on April 10, 2009, 03:54:17 PM
As long as I have the interwebs I'll be fine. :devil:


Last woman on earth, doofus. You'd be looking at dudes.

Cookie Monster

Quote from: 2o6 on April 10, 2009, 03:57:08 PM

Last woman on earth, doofus. You'd be looking at dudes.
Well, I was assuming that they all died at once, like tomorrow.

All the pr0n would still be on the internets.
RWD > FWD
President of the "I survived the Volvo S80 Thread" Club
2007 Mazda MX-5 | 1999 Honda Nighthawk 750 | 1989 Volvo 240 | 1991 Toyota 4Runner | 2006 Honda CBR600F4i | 2015 Yamaha FJ-09 | 1999 Honda CBR600F4 | 2009 Yamaha WR250X | 1985 Mazda RX-7 | 2000 Yamaha YZ426F | 2006 Yamaha FZ1 | 2002 Honda CBR954RR | 1996 Subaru Outback | 2018 Subaru Crosstrek | 1986 Toyota MR2
Quote from: 68_427 on November 27, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
Or order from fortune auto and when lyft rider asks why your car feels bumpy you can show them the dyno curve
1 3 5
├┼┤
2 4 R

sandertheshark

Quote from: Cobra93 on April 10, 2009, 03:22:10 PM
Not if I still have :clap:

That's awfully considerate of you, but I'd be more worried of what you could catch from her.

sandertheshark

Quote from: thecarnut on April 10, 2009, 03:59:40 PM
Well, I was assuming that they all died at once, like tomorrow.

All the pr0n would still be on the internets.

Vintage '70s porn ftw.

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