Promises, Promises

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Christ, the bankruptcy is hitting GM hard. Their website is ghastly! It's slow and shit times out all the time. 


I can't even build a car for fucks sake!

It was always a shitty website(design and navigation wise). I'm sure becuase of bankruptcy they switched to a 5.99 a month godaddy hosting plan. Another brilliant bean counter move.

Besides, you aren't missing anything. Last time I built a car on Gm's site I was floored by the 5th grader esque sketches of my build car. I alsor appreciated the fact that it didn't in any way(other than color) represent the car i was building.

[Raza]

The chrome SS wheels are a $4800 option but on the Build Your Own on chevrolet.com those are standard, supposedly on the LS.

I hope they are standard (though I thought it came with hubcaps) because that is the car I'd buy over any Mustang or Challenger (and most hot hatches as well).

OTD for only $23k!

I remember seeing black wheels as an option that was told to me to cost $4800.  I guess they're different.

[Raza]

The last time they offered the RS package, in the middle of the 4th generation's run in the mid 90s, it was an appearance package for the V6 only.

That's why I thought it was a V6 only thing.

[Cookie Monster]

Damn you Raza, I really really like the Camaro now.

[Raza]

I enjoyed the read until you started fawning over it like a school girl at jonas brothers concert.

So it went from a abomination(styling wise) to a car that moistened your panties, a car that just happened to have a slushbox.

To me it sounds like you just wanted to like it so you could insert a brillant(i'm being generous) mood switch in the review.

It's still ugly.  It just drives well. 

[FlatBlackCaddy]

It's still ugly.  It just drives well. 

So you would have sex with rosie o'onnell just becuase she knows how to really dish it out and completely ignore her looks(not to mention ape like grunts that would accompany such an event)?

[Raza]

So you would have sex with rosie o'onnell just becuase she knows how to really dish it out and completely ignore her looks(not to mention ape like grunts that would accompany such an event)?

It's better looking than the GT-R.   

[S204STi]

Good write-up Raza, I am always entertained by your writing. 

[FlatBlackCaddy]

It's better looking than the GT-R.   

I'm sure you think that is a comment i would actually care about. It doesn't change the fact that you just ignored(and therefore admitted) that you would do rosie since she knows all the moves.

Enjoy.

[Raza]

I'm sure you think that is a comment i would actually care about. It doesn't change the fact that you just ignored(and therefore admitted) that you would do rosie since she knows all the moves.

Enjoy.

[Payman]

I'm sure you think that is a comment i would actually care about. It doesn't change the fact that you just ignored(and therefore admitted) that you would do rosie since she knows all the moves.

Enjoy.

C'mon! I'm eating!

[FlatBlackCaddy]

C'mon! I'm eating!

LMAO!!!

[Eye of the Tiger]

I'm afraid to go to bed now because of the nightmares I'll have

[Raza]

I saw a yellow Camaro in a parking lot as I drove by with the black hood stripes.  Looked pretty menacing with that color scheme.

Yellow and black looks too much like a bee, and too much like the transformer Bumblebee for me.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I'm afraid to go to bed now because of the nightmares I'll have

As you lay in bed, in the dark, you'll hear the sound of patato chips crunching. As you scan the room you see a pair of eyes glaring at you from the closet....crunch, crunch, crunch. Waiting for you to drift away so she can emerge and violate you as lay motionless in bed. Only when you awake with a burning sensation on your genitals and patato chip crumbs sprinkled around your bed do you realize what happened.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Yellow and black looks too much like a bee, and too much like the transformer Bumblebee for me.

That is the entire point. People want to recreate the movie car.

One of my customers just painted on the bumblebee stipes on his yellow camaro. He got real excited when i told him about the special transformers edition that GM plans on building.

[MX793]

Yellow and black looks too much like a bee, and too much like the transformer Bumblebee for me.

Reminds me of the color scheme Yamaha used to use on their racing bikes (which they revived a couple of years ago for their 50th anniversary on some special edition dirtbikes and sportbikes).

[Rupert]

Best looking steel wheels ever.

[68_427]

I remember seeing black wheels as an option that was told to me to cost $4800.  I guess they're different.

I'm pretty sure those would be the GMPP 21in rims.

[Raza]

I'm pretty sure those would be the GMPP 21in rims.

Yeah, those must be the ones.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I don't know if it was in the article(i skimmed a bit when you starting climaxing) but how did you get to drive one of these? Your typical GM dealer(used to bang or bust, mostly bust) sales cycles wouldn't let god himself touch the all mighty camaro. I've seen a few of the V6's around here, mostly with 5-12K markups on them surrounded by velvet ropes and a bodyguard..

[Raza]

I don't know if it was in the article(i skimmed a bit when you starting climaxing) but how did you get to drive one of these? Your typical GM dealer(used to bang or bust, mostly bust) sales cycles wouldn't let god himself touch the all mighty camaro. I've seen a few of the V6's around here, mostly with 5-12K markups on them surrounded by velvet ropes and a bodyguard..

Dealer that has a private track. 

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Dealer that has a private track. 

???

and you have pictures of him with a rough tranvestite named rodney?

still doesn't explain how you got seat time on a car that will no doubt be bought for several thousand over MSRP by a legally retarded male between the ages of 35 and 45.

[Raza]

???

and you have pictures of him with a rough tranvestite named rodney?

still doesn't explain how you got seat time on a car that will no doubt be bought for several thousand over MSRP by a legally retarded male between the ages of 35 and 45.

I asked to drive it.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I asked to drive it.

So he threw you the keys and offered up the private track.....

I'm sure it is just that simple.

[Raza]

So he threw you the keys and offered up the private track.....

I'm sure it is just that simple.

What do you want, a play-by-play? 

I asked nicely.  Even after mentioning that I wasn't really interested in an automatic, he still went to get the keys. 

It was an order cancellation, so it's just sitting on their lot.  It's been sitting longer than any other Camaro they've had.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

What do you want, a play-by-play? 

I asked nicely.  Even after mentioning that I wasn't really interested in an automatic, he still went to get the keys. 

It was an order cancellation, so it's just sitting on their lot.  It's been sitting longer than any other Camaro they've had.

I want pictures, layed out in storyboard fashion with a narration by James Earl Jones.

[MX793]

I want pictures, layed out in storyboard fashion with a narration by James Earl Jones.

Narration by Morgan Freeman will also be acceptable.

[Vinsanity]

And as it gained speed hurriedly I was treated to a sound so sweet filling my ears that I had to forgive it for not giving me the starlet?s phone number.  Having dispensed with the left hander easily, I took to the straight, enjoying that 3.6 liter?s exhaust note, and setting up for the next left hand bend.

I need this car's exhaust.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Narration by Morgan Freeman will also be acceptable.

True, morgan is more soothing where james has more power behind his voice. In this case either one would do.