Pie vs Cake.... the ultimate battle

[NomisR]

Having red velvet cake while having sex with asian stripper. 

[Rupert]

Hmm.. I noticed you guys all think really thick creamy stuff.. even for cakes, it's the same shit. 

Cheesecake isn't really really the same thing though.

But I noticed most cakes are crap.. it's a million times harder to make a good cake than a good pie which is probably why you guys prefer pies more than cake.

I am well versed in good cakes. Pie is just better.

Partly because you can eat pie for breakfast and call it healthy.

[Onslaught]

Having red velvet cake while having sex with asian stripper. 

But she can't have any. I don't want her to get fat.

[Rupert]

But she can't have any. I don't want her to get fat.

What, she can't jog?

[Onslaught]

What, she can't jog?

That could be fun to watch if she's got implants.

[NomisR]

I am well versed in good cakes. Pie is just better.

Partly because you can eat pie for breakfast and call it healthy.

I eat cakes for breakfast.. no problems here.

But then again.. mine's not covered in sugar.. uh i mean frosting. 

[NomisR]

That could be fun to watch if she's got implants.

natural > implants

[Onslaught]

natural > implants

True, but she's Asian so they're probably small if not fake.

[NomisR]

True, but she's Asian so they're probably small if not fake.

Not always.. I've met some Asian women with some natural good sized breasts.. they felt natural anyways..

Back to the cake thread.. I think I'm going to get myself a nice tasty cake tonight.

[SVT666]

Apparently you guys don't have good cakes in your area. I've had some dry ones before but most of the females in my family can make a kick ass fucking cake. My mom's red velvet cake is better than sex with an Asian stripper .

I've had some amazing cakes, but pie is where it's at.

[Onslaught]

Pie sucks. I don't know WTF is wrong with you people.

Fur pie is fun but other than that......

[NomisR]

I make cream pies.. but I don't eat it.. 

[Eye of the Tiger]

Pie sucks. I don't know WTF is wrong with you people.

Fur pie is fun but other than that......

+1

Pie is stupid. Cake has all the benefits of pie, with none of the draw backs. Also, cake's power is magnified 400% when mixed with ice cream.

[r0tor]

apple pie + ice cream???

[Lebowski]

Pie absolutely destroys cake.  I can't believe it's this close.

[NomisR]

Pie absolutely destroys cake.  I can't believe it's this close.

Because you've never had good cake.  Cake > Pie.

[Eye of the Tiger]

apple pie + ice cream???

They cannot combine their powers without ending up with a soupy mess.

[Onslaught]

They cannot combine their powers without ending up with a soupy mess.

A nasty mess at that. A perfectly good apple gets cooked and made into a soft, unappealing mess.

[hotrodalex]

Crustless apple pie + ice cream is the bomb.

Warm apples, cinnamon, ice cream, all in one. Every bite is a mix of warm and cold.

[MX793]

Cake.  Why is cake better?  I've never seen a stripper jump out of a pie at a party.

[Minpin]

Pie absolutely destroys cake.  I can't believe it's this close.

I agree. I can't believe how hard it is to fathom that other people have an opinion different than yours! Regardless, cake is way better.

[hotrodalex]

I actually don't care, if it's good I'll eat it.

[Rupert]

Because you've never had good cake.  Cake > Pie.

I have. Pie> cake!

[CALL_911]

Crustless apple pie + ice cream is the bomb.

Warm apples, cinnamon, ice cream, all in one. Every bite is a mix of warm and cold.

YES

But I don't mind apple pie with a crust.

[Cookie Monster]

The crust is so important in a pie though!

I couldn't imagine eating one without a crust.

[2o6]

That's what I'm like. Crustless apple pie is just spiced apples.

Why is this a debate? They're ALL good.

[Rupert]

The crust is so important in a pie though!

I couldn't imagine eating one without a crust.

A pie without a crust is no longer a pie. It's just baked fruit/creme/etc. It's like a car without wheels, an engine, a body, or a steering wheel.

Besides, the crust is the best part. (So long as you can make a good crust).

[Cookie Monster]

A pie without a crust is no longer a pie. It's just baked fruit/creme/etc. It's like a car without wheels, an engine, a body, or a steering wheel.

Besides, the crust is the best part. (So long as you can make a good crust).

Yeah, the crust is so tasty.

Damn, now I want a pie. They aren't very popular here though... most bakeries sell cakes.

[2o6]

Yeah, the crust is so tasty.

Damn, now I want a pie. They aren't very popular here though... most bakeries sell cakes.

Grocery store?

[NomisR]

Cake!  I got some cake just for this thread!