World's Best Car

Started by SVT666, October 05, 2009, 12:07:24 PM

SVT666

Scenario:

We are visited by aliens.  You are hand picked by the aliens to answer questions about Earth.  They ask you to point to the best car the world has ever had to offer, what would you pick?  I leave the criteria for your decision up to you.  You can pick whatever you want, but you have to provide your reasons why.

Raza

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
If you can read this, you're too close


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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

SVT666

Quote from: Raza  link=topic=20116.msg1174370#msg1174370 date=1254766675
Easy.  911.
Reasons?  You need to explain to the aliens why.  They won't accept "because" as a reason either.  They're really nasty when you don't give them what they want.

Laconian

These aliens are probably jaded by centuries of space flight, so I doubt terrestrial car dynamics would impress them.

I would probably recommend a Rolls Royce so they could experience the best in creature comforts unique to our planet.
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SVT666

Quote from: Laconian on October 05, 2009, 12:46:25 PM
These aliens are probably jaded by centuries of space flight, so I doubt terrestrial car dynamics would impress them.

I would probably recommend a Rolls Royce so they could experience the best in creature comforts unique to our planet.
Good answer.

For the record, I'm still thinking.  It's hard to come up with anything besides...Mustang.  :lol:

Submariner

McLaren F1

Because it's a McLaren F1.
2010 G-550  //  2019 GLS-550

Raza

Quote from: HEMI666 on October 05, 2009, 12:38:28 PM
Reasons?  You need to explain to the aliens why.  They won't accept "because" as a reason either.  They're really nasty when you don't give them what they want.

The 911 sums up humanity.  It's been in production for quite a while, it's had minimal, evolutionary changes.  It's a stubborn car, sticking with a less than ideal setup (rear engine and all), it's selfish, but doesn't want to look like it (four seats, but not really), and is highly adaptable; road racing, rally racing, leisurely drives, et al. 
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
If you can read this, you're too close


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Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PMIt's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

93JC


Rupert

I agree with Raza..

But then, why would the aliens care about our cars?
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CALL_911

+1 to everything Raza said.


2004 S2000
2016 340xi

Minpin

The least carlike car would win. So whatever the fuck that is, let me know. It;'s so the aliens can associate more with it, and hopefully don't get pissed off. Therefore I have a greater chance of not being abducted and anal raped by some glowing green alien penis.
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SVT666

Damnit.  After Raza's explanation, I'm having a helluva time coming up with anything else...and I don't like the 911.

Eye of the Tiger

2024 Mitsubishi Mirage ES

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: HEMI666 on October 05, 2009, 02:52:30 PM
Damnit.  After Raza's explanation, I'm having a helluva time coming up with anything else...and I don't like the 911.

Mustang
2024 Mitsubishi Mirage ES

Minpin

Quote from: NACar on October 05, 2009, 02:58:42 PM
Mustang
:hesaid: :hesaid: :hesaid: :hesaid:

Mustang is by far the least car looking. That's what I wanted.  :cheers:
?Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!?

Eye of the Tiger

2024 Mitsubishi Mirage ES

Submariner

2010 G-550  //  2019 GLS-550

Eye of the Tiger

2024 Mitsubishi Mirage ES

Submariner

2010 G-550  //  2019 GLS-550

NomisR



Because it can travel into the future and the past.

Galaxy

Quote from: Raza  on October 05, 2009, 01:36:12 PM
The 911 sums up humanity.  It's been in production for quite a while, it's had minimal, evolutionary changes.  It's a stubborn car, sticking with a less than ideal setup (rear engine and all), it's selfish, but doesn't want to look like it (four seats, but not really), and is highly adaptable; road racing, rally racing, leisurely drives, et al. 



That was brilliant.

the Teuton

It's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

I can't help but think a Caterham Seven or a Lotus Elise/Exige might be a bit of a hoot that cross-universe travel just couldn't replicate.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
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SVT666

Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 03:53:18 PM
It's impossible to argue with Raza. He wins. Period. End of discussion.

I can't help but think a Caterham Seven or a Lotus Elise/Exige might be a bit of a hoot that cross-universe travel just couldn't replicate.
One of my first thoughts was the 1966 Shelby Cobra.

r0tor

Ferrari F430 scuderia... perfect marriage of technology and passion
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hotrodalex


2o6

Toyota Prius.

It basically tells of what the Human Race wants to do.

They try to do something better to change the world, but ultimately it's not right. They try to better that attempt, but despite being in good nature, it still is a bit ironic and misguided. Their efforts to save the world can only be appreciated if it is plebeian in appearance.

Tave

I'll go with the Vette: iconic, affordable, attainable, powerful, agile, winning, sexy, and, most importantly....American. :ohyeah:
As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

MX793

This thread begins and ends with the 1992 Chevrolet Lumina.
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the Teuton

Quote from: MX793 on October 05, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
This thread begins and ends with the 1992 Chevrolet Lumina.

Not if it doesn't have the luggage rack/spoiler combo!
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

MX793

Quote from: the Teuton on October 05, 2009, 08:07:14 PM
Not if it doesn't have the luggage rack/spoiler combo!

That's a given.  In fact, it's that marvel of human ingenuity, that fantastic piece of packaging efficiency, that is the reason why it is the best car.  It would no doubt impress even the most advanced of alien races and I'm sure they'd immediately seek ways to implement it on their spacecraft.
Needs more Jiggawatts

2016 Ford Mustang GTPP / 2011 Toyota Rav4 Base AWD / 2014 Kawasaki Ninja 1000 ABS
1992 Nissan 240SX Fastback / 2004 Mazda Mazda3s / 2011 Ford Mustang V6 Premium / 2007 Suzuki GSF1250SA Bandit / 2006 VW Jetta 2.5