your moral compass

[r0tor]

I came to the conclusion today while sitting in the nice big handicap stall that I am, have always been, and will always be #3....

[giant_mtb]

#3

[Lebowski]

I frequently use handicapped toilets and when in need of a public toilet for a #2 I will go out of my way to seek them out.

I don't park in handicapped spaces, though mainly for fear of social and legal repercussions.  IMO there are FAR too many handicap spaces at most buildings (such that every handicapped person in town would have to go to the same place at the same time to need them all) and FAR too many lazy/obese or otherwise pathetic people who abuse the system and have handicapped decals who should not have them.  That's not to say I don't think people with real handicaps should get better parking, I'm perfectly fine with that.

[r0tor]

so far we will all let a handicap person park easy, but give them the shaft in the privacy of the bathroom if they need to take a shit 

[the Teuton]

Handicap restrooms are often cleaner and are used less frequently. I have no problem using them. The only time I park in handicap spots, I'm usually by my car with the blinkers on. I don't think that really counts.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Is there any place where you need to hang a handicapped tag on your ass to use a handicapped toilet? Oh hell. I've done both, and I don't give a shit if you think it's morally wrong. Handicapped facilities exist even where there are no handicapped people, and it is a great example of government waste. I take pride in combating government waste by utilizing these luxurious facilities for myself when it makes sense to do so.

[FoMoJo]

Handicap restrooms are often cleaner and are used less frequently. I have no problem using them. The only time I park in handicap spots, I'm usually by my car with the blinkers on. I don't think that really counts.

I'm trying to understand why you would park in a handicap spot and then stand there with your blinkers on .

[the Teuton]

I'm trying to understand why you would park in a handicap spot and then stand there with your blinkers on .

I'll give you an example. My brother went with me in PlastiCar to go pick up a rather large present for my dad before Christmas. It wouldn't fit in the car, so we had to take it out of the box and put it into the car, piece by piece.

I was in the handicap spot. I don't have the moral badassery to be able to pull off doing such a thing without using the blinkers.

[Payman]

I like to park
In handicap spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces...

-Denis Leary I'm an Asshole.

[93JC]

#3 here, too: I don't park in handicap spaces, but I will drop a deuce on a handicap toilet.

Although really it depends on how you define "handicap toilet". If by "handicap toilet" you mean a dedicated, unisex, handicapped-people-only washroom, probably not. If you mean the handicap stall in a washroom that is otherwise filled with urinals and regular stalls, absolutely, even if one of the regular stalls is open.

[Onslaught]

I like to park
In handicap spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces...

-Denis Leary I'm an Asshole.

Great song

What the hell is a handicapped bathroom? I've never even seen one. Perhaps I just never look because I'm not handicapped.

[MX793]

Definitely won't park in a handicap parking space and generally try not to use the handicap toilet if I don't have to, but if nature calls and my options are to use the handicap toilet or soil myself, I'm using the handicap toilet.

[dazzleman]

I frequently use handicapped toilets and when in need of a public toilet for a #2 I will go out of my way to seek them out.

I don't park in handicapped spaces, though mainly for fear of social and legal repercussions.  IMO there are FAR too many handicap spaces at most buildings (such that every handicapped person in town would have to go to the same place at the same time to need them all) and FAR too many lazy/obese or otherwise pathetic people who abuse the system and have handicapped decals who should not have them.  That's not to say I don't think people with real handicaps should get better parking, I'm perfectly fine with that.

I am in favor of the concept of handicapped spaces, but there are usually too many, and most of them sit there empty.

[giant_mtb]

Great song

What the hell is a handicapped bathroom? I've never even seen one. Perhaps I just never look because I'm not handicapped.

The giant stall.

[MexicoCityM3]

Handicap toilet rules. I'd "rush" things if an actual handicapped person wanted to use it.

[MX793]

The giant stall.

With hand rails.

[TBR]

I frequently use handicapped toilets and when in need of a public toilet for a #2 I will go out of my way to seek them out.

Oh definitely. In fact, I go a step further. I only use regular stalls if I am in a desperate situation, otherwise I'll find a bathroom with an open handicap stall. If I heard a wheel chair or what not I'd wrap things up asap, but I have never been in that situation. Of course I also generally go at "off-times" (not between classes).

[Tave]

In my almost-26 years on this planet, I have never, ever, EVER crossed paths with a wheel chair in a bathroom. Therefore I have no qualms about using the handicapped stall, and do so at every available opportunity.

[93JC]

In my almost-26 years on this planet, I have never, ever, EVER crossed paths with a wheel chair in a bathroom.

I've never thought about it but now that you mention it, me neither.

[Eye of the Tiger]

I've never thought about it but now that you mention it, me neither.

+1

Maybe wheel chairs don't use bathrooms. 

[Rupert]

In my almost-26 years on this planet, I have never, ever, EVER crossed paths with a wheel chair in a bathroom. Therefore I have no qualms about using the handicapped stall, and do so at every available opportunity.

I have, more than once.

The poll needs another option, of at least some clarification. I'll use the handicap stall if the other stalls are taken or disgusting (it's got to be pretty damn bad; I do poop in the woods when I need to), but not otherwise. It's not like you really need that much room to take a dump.

[Minpin]

" Colonel, your moral compass is so fucked up, I'll be shocked if you manage to find your way back to the parking lot. "

[565]

you don't get tickets for using handicapped toliets

[SVT666]

Won't park in one, but I will shit in one.

[Onslaught]

With hand rails.

Oh, those things. Don't see many of them around town. But then again I go to bars and strip clubs so the bathrooms aren't very nice.

[Colonel Cadillac]

Looks like we're pretty homogenous.

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3) 24  
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[280Z Turbo]

The handicap stall is like a luxury suite for pooping.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Looks like we're pretty homogenous.

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2) 0 
3) 24 
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Screw you, man. I voted #1.

[the Teuton]

There are handicaps at some places with full doors, sinks, and everything. They're like Maybachs in a Hyundai world.

[mzziaz]

Handicap toilets ftw.