Worst song, in an objective sense

[Laconian]

What song do you think is the worst song ever made?

I don't mean songs that you simply don't like - there is plenty of music that has some musical merit that I just don't have a preference for. No, I mean really terrible, talentless shit. The only limitation is that there needs to be a reasonably large fanbase for the music. It can't just be a video of some random kid singing into his webcam.

Here's my submission, enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCgoBnSCt0c

Chorus:
Don't cut, don't cut this pig. Don't cut, don't cut this pig. BREE BREE! BREE BREE! Don't cut, don't cut this pig. (x2)

Verse:
And we hit up the club. and you know we getting love. When we riding on some dubs, Ta ta totally dude! TA TA TOTALLY DUDE! TA TA TOTALLY DUDE! TA TA TOTALLY DUDE! TA TA TOTALLY DUDE! We're sitting on the brink. Having too many drink. And you know we getting crunk, when we up in the club. WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB! WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB! GETTING FREAKY WITH SLUTS! WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB! Then I lean to the back. When you're floating out your rack. And then as you pass, let me see you make it clap. JUST MAKE IT CLAP FOR ME GIRL! JUST MAKE IT CLAP FOR ME GIRL! JUST MAKE IT CLAP!!!

Chorus:
Don't cut, don't cut this pig. Don't cut, don't cut this pig. BREE BREE! BREE BREE! Don't cut, don't cut this pig. (x2)

Verse:
In the VIP, see you staring right at me. Then I ask you what you need, and you say. BREE BREE! AND YOU SAY BREE BREE! AND YOU SAY BREE BREE! AND YOU SAY BREE BREE! AND YOU SAY BREE BREE! And you know I'm impressive. With ice up on my neck. It's the only way the broken knows how to roll. I'M BIG PIMPIN, YOU KNOW I'M BIG PIMPIN! I'M BIG PIMPIN, YOU KNOW I'M BIG PIMPIN! Hot girls are dancing. Lets get this party cracking. I want to make this happen, I need a hot girl. I NEED A HOT GIRL! I NEED A HOT BOY! I NEED A HOT GIRL! I NEED A PROJECT CHICK!!!

Chorus:
Don't cut, don't cut this pig. Don't cut, don't cut this pig. BREE BREE! BREE BREE! Don't cut, don't cut this pig. (x2)

Bridge:
WHY DON'T YOU SHAKE THAT ASS! SHAKE THAT ASS GIRL! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHAKE THAT ASS GIRL! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHAKE THAT ASS! (x2)

Chorus:
Don't cut, don't cut this pig. Don't cut, don't cut this pig. BREE BREE! BREE BREE! Don't cut, don't cut this pig. (x4)

[2o6]

Mike Jones - "Back Then"



Honestly, WHO is Mike Jones?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1ERvlxgCD8

[the Teuton]

[Insert Ke$ha here]

[2o6]

[Insert Ke$ha here]

Ke$ha at least has the ability to make peope hype. Tik Tok and Blah Blah Blah are pretty bad, but they're full of energy.

[GoCougs]

One of the worst is Rush's "I Think I'm Going Bald" from Caress of Steel.

It's hard to believe one of the best bands of all time released such a POS. (It was in their earlier years so can be chalked up to "experimental" I guess.) Just absolutely horrible.

[the Teuton]

Mike Jones - "Back Then"



Honestly, WHO is Mike Jones?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1ERvlxgCD8

He's from the 330? Oh hot damn.

Cool people from the 330:

-LeBron James (was cool, may be cool again)
-Kid Cudi
-Mike Jones (who?)
-Macy Gray
-Marilyn Manson -- except he probably hasn't been back since it was part of the 216.

Lots of cool peeps.

Edit: looks like it's not so. I thought he was from Ohio. My bad.

[2o6]

Devo.....

[SVT666]

Yellow Submarine - The Beatles

[the Teuton]

"Indeed, there's more to Mike Jones than the "good life" he often raps about. And with The Voice, you'll hear the creativity and evolution of a young man who has something to say."

http://www.asylumrecords.com/mikejones/bio

[Submariner]

Yellow Submarine - The Beatles

Naw, it may be weird, and not that great, but it isn't certifiable dog excrement.  

Here is a real winner - bland, putrid anal-fuck (thanks AVGN) with a campy, derivative beat, a terrible music video, and shit-vocals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Oh, and another song fitting the EXACT same description above!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

[Laconian]

I am crossing my fingers that Autotune contains a virus that will make the program self destruct, like, yesterday. I am SO sick of that effect.

[Minpin]

Wow. 129 million views. Crazyness.

[sportyaccordy]

Naw, it may be weird, and not that great, but it isn't certifiable dog excrement. 

Here is a real winner - bland, putrid anal-fuck (thanks AVGN) with a campy, derivative beat, a terrible music video, and shit-vocals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Oh, and another song fitting the EXACT same description above!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

My girlfriend asked if the first song was Klingon music

[Byteme]

Stairway to Heaven

[Submariner]

Stairway to Heaven

FUCK that song. 

[Byteme]

FUCK that song. 

You are the only person I've met who agrees with me.  I think that song is too slow, too draggy and the vocals sound like crap.  JMHO

[Cookie Monster]

You are the only person I've met who agrees with me.  I think that song is too slow, too draggy and the vocals sound like crap.  JMHO

I don't think it's a great song but I don't think it's that terrible either.

[Onslaught]

"Bohemian Rhapsody" or  "Bicycle race" by  Queen.

I like Queen but those two songs suck a big one. And the guys from Queen would know a thing or two about sucking a big one.

[68_427]

I Seen Beyonce At Burger King

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWZm9SfGgSU&feature=player_embedded

[Submariner]

You are the only person I've met who agrees with me.  I think that song is too slow, too draggy and the vocals sound like crap.  JMHO

I was actually being sarcastic, it's amazing, and you're a fucking fool for thinking otherwise. 

IMO

[Submariner]

I Seen Beyonce At Burger King

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWZm9SfGgSU&feature=player_embedded

That's frightening. 

[2o6]

I Seen Beyonce At Burger King

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWZm9SfGgSU&feature=player_embedded

Wasn't that a parody? I thought it was funny.

[280Z Turbo]

Does this even count as music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXZ3yUZTlrA

Terrible nasally vocals, consistently off key, and played way too much.

[redbloodedamerican]

This number by JJ Marvin on a WKUK skit making fun of GG Allin was the first thing that came to mind. I don't know if they took the song from somewhere else or wrote it for the skit, but it's so excrutiatingly gay that I don't think it matters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7XG1DJRDVM

[Onslaught]

One of the worst is Rush's "I Think I'm Going Bald" from Caress of Steel.

It's hard to believe one of the best bands of all time released such a POS. (It was in their earlier years so can be chalked up to "experimental" I guess.) Just absolutely horrible.

I'm a big RUSH fan. And that song sucks ass. But then I'm not even a fan of 2112

[Minpin]

This is just the first song that pops into my mind, but I generally dislike every single one of their songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98W9QuMq-2k

[Submariner]

This is just the first song that pops into my mind, but I generally dislike every single one of their songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98W9QuMq-2k

It's kind of stupid, but I wouldn't put it in the same categories much of the aforementioned music has been placed in. 

[Minpin]

It's kind of stupid, but I wouldn't put it in the same categories much of the aforementioned music has been placed in. 

True, and they obviously have SOME talent, but it's not much different than Led Zeppelin and the motherfucking beatles? What kind of dumbass doesn't like the beatles?? 

[Vinsanity]

the funny thing about crunk songs to me is that at first, they on my nerves, and after a while they suddenly just start sounding catchy

but this song never made that transition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tnlRQGyH0

it's like he's trying to be annoying on purpose

[2o6]

the funny thing about crunk songs to me is that at first, ithey on my nerves, and after a while they suddenly just start sounding catchy

but this song never made that transition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tnlRQGyH0

I still hate that song.