The Official CarSPIN Bad Parking Hall of Shame.

[giant_mtb]

Why? Because comfy.

Yeah, crushing my balls is def comfy.

[NomisR]

Yeah, crushing my balls is def comfy.

I'm guessing this is why cyclists wears tights?  For the adrenaline? 

[Eye of the Tiger]

I need a shot of adreneline. What force is required to create the desired effect, without causing oernanent damage?

[Laconian]

I'm guessing this is why cyclists wears tights?  For the adrenaline? 

But adrenaline comes the adrenal glands..

[NomisR]

But adrenaline comes the adrenal glands..

fight or flight response from your balls getting crushed i'm guessing

[Laconian]

Instead of jumping out a plane, just palpitate your nuts!

[FoMoJo]

I need a shot of adreneline. What force is required to create the desired effect, without causing oernanent damage?

You might try squeezing until just before you pass out.

[Eye of the Tiger]

You might try squeezing until just before you pass out.

I don't like it. I'd rather do cocaine.

[NomisR]

I don't like it. I'd rather do cocaine.

You can hire some chick in a leather outfit to kick or stomp on your nuts until you pass out.  I believe that's actually a thing.

[cawimmer430]

[FoMoJo]

Is that your car?

[cawimmer430]

Is that your car?

The car on the far right is. The car with the horrific parking job is a last generation B-Class.

[giant_mtb]

This lady...apparently...stopped right in the right lane just outside of a roundabout...to brush off her car.



I fucking hate driving to Marquette...more and more roundabouts and people are fucking retarded with how to use them.

[cawimmer430]

 

[CaminoRacer]

Does this count?



The look on that guy's face is priceless

[Morris Minor]

Does this count?



The look on that guy's face is priceless

O'Reilly store manager: You're here for a brake problem, right?

[giant_mtb]

Oh, oh, oh, O'Fucknoooooo

[FoMoJo]

I agree with this picture...

[Laconian]

Retaliation for shitty parking? Lol

[FoMoJo]

Retaliation for shitty parking? Lol

Retaliation for being a shit.

[Rich]

https://twitter.com/TwoButtonsDeep/status/1620593372959485952?s=20&t=uk7MqLv9WJVHDuAvOj7goQ

[Morris Minor]

Double worthlessness points for the lame Top Gun reference.

[giant_mtb]

I bet that guy thinks he's the first to make that reference.

[AutobahnSHO]

Double worthlessness points for the lame Top Gun reference.

LOL That's the XL, cheapest model...

[Morris Minor]

I bet that guy thinks he's the first to make that reference.

I suppose there's some level of comfort that dickheads like this inadvertently do us a favor with these cringe red flags. Advertising to the world to stay back several car lengths.

[CaminoRacer]

I'd guess it's the nicest car that person has owned, therefore they parked like that to protect it.

[FoMoJo]

I can see where people would not want their new vehicle dinged by some careless door opener, but they should choose a spot well away from the busy part of the lot. 

[giant_mtb]

I can see where people would not want their new vehicle dinged by some careless door opener, but they should choose a spot well away from the busy part of the lot.

Yup. I always park far away.  Not just for door ding avoidance, but it's just way less stressful. People do laps and waste time trying to find a close spot...or you could just park immediately farther away and walk an extra 100'. Makes leaving much easier, too.

[CaminoRacer]

Healthier too, gotta get those steps

[Eye of the Tiger]

LOL That's the XL, cheapest model...

I like it. I'm a base model fanboi.