2013: The year of the rapist

Started by the Teuton, January 19, 2011, 09:31:27 PM

Which would you pick as your ride of choice, Roman Polanski?

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BimmerM3

#30
January 21, 2011, 01:57:07 AM
Quote from: Laconian on January 21, 2011, 12:39:27 AM
Econoline is definitely the most traditionally rapey of the lot.

The Chevy isn't far off.

2o6

#31
January 21, 2011, 07:49:26 AM
Quote from: Laconian on January 21, 2011, 12:39:27 AM
Econoline is definitely the most traditionally rapey of the lot.

Chevy Astro, hands down.

the Teuton

#32
January 21, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
Quote from: BimmerM3 on January 21, 2011, 01:54:45 AM
I can't believe it took that long for someone to say that.

This looks to be an early contender for worst thread of the year.

I'm just typing the word "nominated" here because that's how I find my nominations at the end of the year.

I just noticed there's a "remove topic" button at the bottom. I will not be pressing it, motherfucker. :praise:
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

68_427

#33
January 21, 2011, 01:25:47 PM
Quote from: Raza  on January 20, 2011, 10:42:41 PM


You don't like gettin' too wild do you..
Quotewhere were you when automotive dream died
i was sat at home drinking brake fluid when wife ring
'racecar is die'
no

Madman

#34
January 21, 2011, 07:46:28 PM
Quote from: the Teuton on January 19, 2011, 09:31:27 PM
Fiat Ducato/Ram Van. Sold exclusively with a 6-speed manual. Its likely engine here is a 3.0 diesel with 157 hp and 295 lb. ft. of torque.


Various sources say the Fiat Ducato will be sold here as the Dodge Tradesman.  The Ram name is reserved for pickups.


Quote from: the Teuton on January 19, 2011, 09:31:27 PM
Ford Econoline. Available with a 4.6 or 5.4 liter V8, as well as a 6.8 liter V10. Oh noes, no diesel is offered on any of the rapist van models.

Ford Transit. Ford has stated that they will be offering the Transit simultaneously. With front-, rear-, or all-wheel drive, manual or auto, and a host of other options, it looks pretty cool for a hot date. The biggest engine is a 3.2 liter diesel with 200 hp and 350 lb. ft. of torque.


From what I've read, the Econoline will die and be replaced by a newly designed Transit due out in mid-2012 as a 2013 model.  There are no plans to continue production of the Econoline beyond 2012.
Current cars: 2015 Ford Escape SE, 2011 MINI Cooper

Formerly owned cars: 2010 Mazda 5 Sport, 2008 Audi A4 2.0T S-Line Sedan, 2003 Volkswagen Passat GL 1.8T wagon, 1998 Ford Escort SE sedan, 2001 Cadillac Catera, 2000 Volkswagen Golf GLS 2.0 5-Door, 1997 Honda Odyssey LX, 1991 Volvo 240 sedan, 1990 Volvo 740 Turbo sedan, 1987 Volvo 240 DL sedan, 1990 Peugeot 405 DL Sportswagon, 1985 Peugeot 505 Turbo sedan, 1985 Merkur XR4Ti, 1983 Renault R9 Alliance DL sedan, 1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic wagon, 1975 Volkswagen Transporter, 1980 Fiat X-1/9 Bertone, 1979 Volkswagen Rabbit C 3-Door hatch, 1976 Ford Pinto V6 coupe, 1952 Chevrolet Styleline Deluxe sedan

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68_427

#35
January 22, 2011, 10:11:25 PM
So I pretty much copy and pasted this thread onto my other forum and they are all upset saying I'm a sick Mofo and such.  I told them to chill.  (We all make sick jokes from time to time) Now they are saying I'm throwing a temper tantrum.  LMAO
Quotewhere were you when automotive dream died
i was sat at home drinking brake fluid when wife ring
'racecar is die'
no

Rich

#36
January 22, 2011, 10:16:28 PM
2003 Mazda Miata 5MT; 2005 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport 4AT

Rupert

#37
January 22, 2011, 10:36:33 PM
Yep.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
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the Teuton

#38
January 22, 2011, 10:53:43 PM
Quote from: 68_427 on January 22, 2011, 10:11:25 PM
So I pretty much copy and pasted this thread onto my other forum and they are all upset saying I'm a sick Mofo and such.  I told them to chill.  (We all make sick jokes from time to time) Now they are saying I'm throwing a temper tantrum.  LMAO

wat

I toned it down a little bit before I published it, too... :lol:
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

Laconian

#39
January 22, 2011, 11:04:24 PM
Quote from: HotRodPilot on January 22, 2011, 10:16:28 PM

Is that a Batman and Robin poster on the side? ROFL! That movie was so fruity, I wouldn't be surprised if that van was featured in it.
Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

Speed_Racer

#40
January 23, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Sprinter. I'd paint it black so it could hide in the shadows under the bridge down by the river.

Submariner

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January 25, 2011, 03:26:39 PM Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 01:03:35 PM by Submariner
2010 G-550  //  2019 GLS-550
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