Quattro!

Started by The Pirate, February 26, 2011, 06:51:30 PM

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Laconian

#90
March 29, 2011, 09:31:36 PM
My quattro spotting is bigger than yours.
Kia EV6 GT-Line / MX-5 RF 6MT

Rupert

#91
March 29, 2011, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: The Pirate on March 29, 2011, 09:29:29 PM
Duct tape if it moves and shouldn't move, WD-40 if it doesn't move and should move! 

You got it!
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

the Teuton

#92
March 29, 2011, 11:38:53 PM


Do it.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

giant_mtb

#93
March 30, 2011, 06:45:09 AM
How are those tires even staying on dem wheelz.

Secret Chimp

#94
March 31, 2011, 12:33:01 PM
What is up with the rusty hood thing and vee dab tards, I don't get it


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That's a great local brewery that we have. Do I drink their beer? No.

Eye of the Tiger

#95
March 31, 2011, 12:40:10 PM
Quote from: Secret Chimp on March 31, 2011, 12:33:01 PM
What is up with the rusty hood thing and vee dab tards, I don't get it

Do they clearcoat those things after they rust 'em? I should do that to my entire truck. The rust is already there, so I'd just have to strip the paint off.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

68_427

#96
March 31, 2011, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on March 31, 2011, 12:40:10 PM
Do they clearcoat those things after they rust 'em? I should do that to my entire truck. The rust is already there, so I'd just have to strip the paint off.

Do it.  So jawesome
Quotewhere were you when automotive dream died
i was sat at home drinking brake fluid when wife ring
'racecar is die'
no

The Pirate

#97
March 31, 2011, 06:05:59 PM
Ahem, this is the thread of quattro, not the thread of fake rusty VWs and stripped paint Shitnomas. 

On topic, a late in the season Nor'easter is supposedly blowing in tonight and tomorrow.  Quattro is fuel up and awaiting some unplowed parking lot hoonage.  :praise:
1989 Audi 80 quattro, 2001 Mazda Protege ES

Secretary of the "I Survived the Volvo S80 thread" Club

Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

Eye of the Tiger

#98
March 31, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
Quote from: The Pirate on March 31, 2011, 06:05:59 PM
Ahem, this is the thread of quattro, not the thread of fake rusty VWs and stripped paint Shitnomas. 

On topic, a late in the season Nor'easter is supposedly blowing in tonight and tomorrow.  Quattro is fuel up and awaiting some unplowed parking lot hoonage.  :praise:

WHATnoma? Them's fighting words. Get over here so I can race you with my sweet 4-1 header that isn't built yet.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

The Pirate

#99
March 31, 2011, 08:52:23 PM
Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on March 31, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
WHATnoma? Them's fighting words. Get over here so I can race you with my sweet 4-1 header that isn't built yet.

You don't stand a chance against quattro and 5-cylinder tastiness.
1989 Audi 80 quattro, 2001 Mazda Protege ES

Secretary of the "I Survived the Volvo S80 thread" Club

Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

Rupert

#100
March 31, 2011, 09:32:00 PM
Psh, I will beat you both with the Explorer!
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

Eye of the Tiger

#101
March 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
Quote from: Rupert on March 31, 2011, 09:32:00 PM
Psh, I will beat you both with the Explorer!

What makes you think an Exploder with a puny 4.0 can take on an overpriced Volkswagen and a Supernoma?
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Rupert

#102
April 01, 2011, 09:29:02 PM
4WD, 4000 lbs, and six cylinders. :huh:
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

The Pirate

#103
April 01, 2011, 09:48:16 PM
AWD, locking differential, 2900 lbs, and five cylinders.  :praise:
1989 Audi 80 quattro, 2001 Mazda Protege ES

Secretary of the "I Survived the Volvo S80 thread" Club

Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

Rupert

#104
April 01, 2011, 10:11:11 PM
Right, so how is that going to prevent you from being crushed?

:lol:
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

The Pirate

#105
April 01, 2011, 10:15:39 PM
Quote from: Rupert on April 01, 2011, 10:11:11 PM
Right, so how is that going to prevent you from being crushed?

:lol:

Gotta catch me first!  I've driven a Ranger with your exact drivetrain, you have no chance!
1989 Audi 80 quattro, 2001 Mazda Protege ES

Secretary of the "I Survived the Volvo S80 thread" Club

Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

Rupert

#106
April 01, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
Ah, but I have a Porsche with which to catch you.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

The Pirate

#107
April 01, 2011, 10:18:55 PM
Quote from: Rupert on April 01, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
Ah, but I have a Porsche with which to catch you.

Then Audi runs over Porsche.  Or we fight to the death, and the winner gets another '80s German car.  :lol:
1989 Audi 80 quattro, 2001 Mazda Protege ES

Secretary of the "I Survived the Volvo S80 thread" Club

Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

hotrodalex

#108
April 01, 2011, 10:56:03 PM
Quote from: The Pirate on April 01, 2011, 10:18:55 PM
the winner gets another '80s German car.  :lol:



:rockon:

Rupert

#109
April 01, 2011, 11:47:45 PM
Quote from: The Pirate on April 01, 2011, 10:18:55 PM
Then Audi runs over Porsche.  Or we fight to the death, and the winner gets another '80s German car.  :lol:

Ah, but Porsche morphs into Explorer as soon as the Audi is cornered.

Or, ah, something...

I call 911! (Car not phone number).
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
PRO TENACIA NULLA VIA EST INVIA

Colonel Cadillac

#110
April 02, 2011, 05:49:42 AM
Quote from: The Pirate on April 01, 2011, 09:48:16 PM
AWD, locking differential, 2900 lbs, and five cylinders.  :praise:

I wish my vehicle was 2900 lbs. It's a portly 3715 lbs.

Eye of the Tiger

#111
April 02, 2011, 07:38:35 AM
Sonoma morphs into Accent... !

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

SVT_Power

#112
April 02, 2011, 08:55:09 AM
Quote from: The Pirate on April 01, 2011, 09:48:16 PM
AWD, locking differential, 2900 lbs, and five cylinders.  :praise:

You has lighter car than I?  :(
"On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit'. And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high." - Ayrton Senna

the Teuton

#113
April 02, 2011, 09:06:47 AM
Quote from: SVT_Power on April 02, 2011, 08:55:09 AM
You has lighter car than I?  :(

By less than 200 lbs. Come on, that differential becomes smaller still when you factor in that Pirate is a full-size human and you're travel-sized.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!

68_427

#114
April 02, 2011, 09:33:44 AM
And Ed has 200hp.
Quotewhere were you when automotive dream died
i was sat at home drinking brake fluid when wife ring
'racecar is die'
no

S204STi

#115
April 02, 2011, 11:29:17 AM
WRX owes its awesomeness to the almighty Quattro.  I bow in humble admiration of teh Quattro.

The Pirate

#116
April 02, 2011, 03:55:58 PM
Quote from: SVT_Power on April 02, 2011, 08:55:09 AM
You has lighter car than I?  :(

Oh, your car is faster, better handling, and better on gas than mine.  But the Audi is a tank, I am not scared at all to drive into a tree in that car.
1989 Audi 80 quattro, 2001 Mazda Protege ES

Secretary of the "I Survived the Volvo S80 thread" Club

Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

The Pirate

#117
April 02, 2011, 03:56:59 PM
Quote from: R-inge on April 02, 2011, 11:29:17 AM
WRX owes its awesomeness to the almighty Quattro.  I bow in humble admiration of teh Quattro.


I still maintain that AWD isn't necessary, but man this car is fun when it's snowing! 
1989 Audi 80 quattro, 2001 Mazda Protege ES

Secretary of the "I Survived the Volvo S80 thread" Club

Quote from: omicron on July 10, 2007, 10:58:12 PM
After you wake up with the sun at 6am on someone's floor, coughing up cigarette butts and tasting like warm beer, you may well change your opinion on this matter.

Eye of the Tiger

#118
April 02, 2011, 04:05:38 PM


2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

the Teuton

#119
April 02, 2011, 04:16:34 PM


swift.
2. 1995 Saturn SL2 5-speed, 126,500 miles. 5,000 miles in two and a half months. That works out to 24,000 miles per year if I can keep up the pace.

Quote from: CJ on April 06, 2010, 10:48:54 PM
I don't care about all that shit.  I'll be going to college to get an education at a cost to my parents.  I'm not going to fool around.
Quote from: MrH on January 14, 2011, 01:13:53 PM
She'll hate diesel passenger cars, all things Ford, and fiat currency.  They will masturbate to old interviews of Ayn Rand an youtube together.
You can take the troll out of the Subaru, but you can't take the Subaru out of the troll!
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