Is this a JOKE?

Started by 2o6, August 08, 2011, 10:38:33 PM

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Rupert

#30
August 09, 2011, 01:41:17 AM
:lol:
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sportyaccordy

#31
August 09, 2011, 06:23:05 AM
Quote from: Laconian on August 08, 2011, 10:41:55 PM
It's a valid question, one that has plagued honkeys for years.

Why aren't black people driving electric cars?
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Madman

#32
August 09, 2011, 08:02:07 AM
Quote from: Laconian on August 08, 2011, 10:41:55 PM
It's a valid question, one that has plagued honkeys for years.

Why aren't black people driving electric cars?


Because nobody makes a set of gold-plated 22 inch spinners that will fit a Prius?  :huh:



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SVT666

#33
August 09, 2011, 09:33:26 AM
Quote from: Rupert on August 09, 2011, 01:34:46 AM
Why is it important that you guys aren't black?
White guilt.

cawimmer430

#34
August 09, 2011, 09:35:29 AM
Why are there no black ice hockey players?  :tounge:
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Mustangfan2003

#35
August 09, 2011, 10:45:27 AM
Quote from: 2o6 on August 08, 2011, 10:42:38 PM
Humor aside, I'm slightly offended by this article.


Why aren't white people driving Escalades?  :rolleyes:

Actually they are.  We have a word for them it's called "tools"

SVT666

#36
August 09, 2011, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: cawimmer430 on August 09, 2011, 09:35:29 AM
Why are there no black ice hockey players?  :tounge:
One of the best players in the game is half black.  Jarome Iginla.





Vinsanity

#37
August 09, 2011, 11:05:55 AM
Quote from: 2o6 on August 08, 2011, 10:42:38 PM
Why do Asians always drive Japanese or Korean cars?  :rolleyes:

Quote from: 93JC on August 09, 2011, 12:43:49 AM
Better question is why Asians always drive so slow.

<--- Living proof that both statements are erroneous ;)

93JC

#38
August 09, 2011, 11:27:28 AM
Living on the edge, doing the speed limit?

Raza

#39
August 09, 2011, 11:43:42 AM
Why do black people always hog the left lane no matter how fast they're going and always refuse to move over?

How come all Mitsubishi Diamantes are driven by black people?  Is it part of welfare?  Like government cheese?

Why is it the shittier a black person's car is, the more recklessly they drive?

Why don't black people ever smile in pictures?

I can't go any further without getting really racist.  That last one is a real question though.  Even my boss, who is guy smiley, never smiles in pictures. 
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MrH

#40
August 09, 2011, 11:47:26 AM
Quote from: Raza  on August 09, 2011, 11:43:42 AM
Why do black people always hog the left lane no matter how fast they're going and always refuse to move over?

How come all Mitsubishi Diamantes are driven by black people?  Is it part of welfare?  Like government cheese?

Why is it the shittier a black person's car is, the more recklessly they drive?

Why don't black people ever smile in pictures?

I can't go any further without getting really racist.  That last one is a real question though.  Even my boss, who is guy smiley, never smiles in pictures. 

:lol: :clap:

It's like reality just slapped me across the face in that post.
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Vinsanity

#41
August 09, 2011, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: 93JC on August 09, 2011, 11:27:28 AM
Living on the edge, doing the speed limit?

LOL. I have to admit, that when my dad does the speed limit, that must mean he's in a rush to be somewhere :tounge: Even my brother drives his M3 like a Camry most of the time. I do about 5-10 over, myself. I used to drive faster when gas was cheaper.


Quote from: Raza  on August 09, 2011, 11:43:42 AM
How come all Mitsubishi Diamantes are driven by black people?  Is it part of welfare?  Like government cheese?

LOL. My parents' old car was a Mitsubishi Diamante. Between that and my Caddy, I'm starting to believe that car salesmen think we're black ;)

Mustangfan2003

#42
August 09, 2011, 11:57:36 AM
Quote from: Vinsanity on August 09, 2011, 11:50:07 AM
LOL. I have to admit, that when my dad does the speed limit, that must mean he's in a rush to be somewhere :tounge: Even my brother drives his M3 like a Camry most of the time. I do about 5-10 over, myself. I used to drive faster when gas was cheaper.


LOL. My parents' old car was a Mitsubishi Diamante. Between that and my Caddy, I'm starting to believe that car salesmen think we're black ;)

Last time I checked Vince Carter was black  :lol:

sportyaccordy

#43
August 09, 2011, 01:51:10 PM
Quote from: cawimmer430 on August 09, 2011, 09:35:29 AM
Why are there no black ice hockey players?  :tounge:
Because hockey sucks.

68_427

#44
August 09, 2011, 02:30:25 PM
It might have something to do with the cost of playing hockey, vs pretty much all other sports.
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#45
August 09, 2011, 02:35:37 PM
Quote from: 68_427 on August 09, 2011, 02:30:25 PM
It might have something to do with the cost of playing hockey, vs pretty much all other sports.

Not too many ice rinks in da hood. 

SVT666

#46
August 09, 2011, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: sportyaccordy on August 09, 2011, 01:51:10 PM
Because hockey sucks.
Fuck you and all your basketball playing friends. ;)

CALL_911

#47
August 09, 2011, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Raza  link=topic=25432.msg1560922#msg1560922 date=1312911822
Why do black people always hog the left lane no matter how fast they're going and always refuse to move over?

How come all Mitsubishi Diamantes are driven by black people?  Is it part of welfare?  Like government cheese?

Why is it the shittier a black person's car is, the more recklessly they drive?

Why don't black people ever smile in pictures?

I can't go any further without getting really racist.  That last one is a real question though.  Even my boss, who is guy smiley, never smiles in pictures. 

LOL


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AutobahnSHO

#48
August 09, 2011, 04:09:26 PM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on August 09, 2011, 01:36:27 AM
Bigger question: exactly why aren't any of Teuton's co-workers black?

Better question: Why aren't there hardly any black people living in Wyoming?   

:lol:
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Laconian

#49
August 09, 2011, 04:26:26 PM
Sporty is always smiling in his pics. Refutation by counterexample.
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Mustangfan2003

#50
August 09, 2011, 04:27:20 PM

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#51
August 09, 2011, 04:28:44 PM
Quote from: AutobahnSHO on August 09, 2011, 04:09:26 PM
Better question: Why aren't there hardly any black people living in Wyoming?   

:lol:

The same reason there are hardly any white people living in Wyoming, or any other people. The state has the population of, what, four blocks of Manhattan? Or is it up to five?

Soup DeVille

#52
August 09, 2011, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: AutobahnSHO on August 09, 2011, 04:09:26 PM
Better question: Why aren't there hardly any black people living in Wyoming?   

:lol:

Nobody lives in Wyoming.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Raza

#53
August 09, 2011, 07:17:37 PM
Quote from: Laconian on August 09, 2011, 04:26:26 PM
Sporty is always smiling in his pics. Refutation by counterexample.

He posted a bunch of pictures once, and in all of them, he was either mean-mugging or eating fried chicken.  That was absolutely hilarious. 
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Raza

#54
August 09, 2011, 07:18:50 PM
Quote from: 68_427 on August 09, 2011, 02:30:25 PM
It might have something to do with the cost of playing hockey, vs pretty much all other sports.

The bigger the ball, the poorer the players.  The smaller the ball, the richer the players.  Global rule of sports.


A hockey puck is pretty small. 
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280Z Turbo

#55
August 09, 2011, 07:19:45 PM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on August 09, 2011, 06:17:18 PM
Nobody lives in Wyoming.

Why do those bastards have two senators then?

Soup DeVille

#56
August 09, 2011, 07:19:49 PM
Quote from: Raza  on August 09, 2011, 07:18:50 PM
The bigger the ball, the poorer the players.  The smaller the ball, the richer the players.  Global rule of sports.


A hockey puck is pretty small. 

Its not even a ball.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Soup DeVille

#57
August 09, 2011, 07:20:16 PM
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on August 09, 2011, 07:19:45 PM
Why do those bastards have two senators then?

Its a state. States get two senators.

They both live in DC.
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Eye of the Tiger

#58
August 09, 2011, 07:21:30 PM
The people of Wyoming are unusually powerful.
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280Z Turbo

#59
August 09, 2011, 07:23:30 PM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on August 09, 2011, 07:20:16 PM
Its a state. States get two senators.

They both live in DC.

Is it true that one of their senators is a buffalo?
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