Is this a JOKE?

Started by 2o6, August 08, 2011, 10:38:33 PM

Soup DeVille

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on August 09, 2011, 07:23:30 PM
Is it true that one of their senators is a buffalo?

Maybe, but nobody's been there to verify it.
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Quote from: Soup DeVille on August 09, 2011, 06:17:18 PM
Nobody lives in Wyoming.

Quote from: 280Z Turbo on August 09, 2011, 07:19:45 PM
Why do those bastards have two senators then?


Giving a desolate state like Wyoming where nobody lives the same number of senators as a state where people actually do live is one of the prime reasons why our political system is broken.
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Quote from: Raza  on August 09, 2011, 11:43:42 AM
How come all Mitsubishi Diamantes are driven by black people?  Is it part of welfare?  Like government cheese?


+ A billion.  And Altimas.  I don't think I've seen a white person driving a Diamante for the last 5 or so years :lol:
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Quote from: HotRodPilot on August 09, 2011, 08:07:54 PM

+ A billion.  And Altimas.  I don't think I've seen a white person driving a Diamante for the last 5 or so years :lol:


I haven't seen ANYONE driving a Diamante since about 2004, around the time they went out of production.  Diamantes weren't exactly popular in the first place and, besides, time has not been kind to most late-model Mitsubishis.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Madman on August 09, 2011, 08:02:47 PM

Giving a desolate state like Wyoming where nobody lives the same number of senators as a state where people actually do live is one of the prime reasons why our political system is broken.

They only get one rep though.
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Quote from: HotRodPilot on August 09, 2011, 08:07:54 PM

+ A billion.  And Altimas.  I don't think I've seen a white person driving a Diamante for the last 5 or so years :lol:

I haven't see that with Altimas. Thin ice moment here - perhaps Mitsubishi's brainwave a few years ago - 'no payments for a year' attracted a demographic that may have strongly benefited from no car payments on the first year of ownership?


Vinsanity

Quote from: HotRodPilot on August 09, 2011, 08:07:54 PM

+ A billion.  And Altimas.  I don't think I've seen a white person driving a Diamante for the last 5 or so years :lol:

Shut up. My mom had an Altima back in the day. One of those original jellybean body style ones. That's 3 for 3 so far.

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Quote from: Vinsanity on August 09, 2011, 08:49:16 PM
Shut up. My mom had an Altima back in the day. One of those original jellybean body style ones. That's 3 for 3 so far.

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2o6

I'm not gonna lie, I only see people of color driving Diamantes.

Vinsanity

Quote from: MrH on August 09, 2011, 08:55:10 PM
You truly are an asian Andre 3000...

I really can't help but take it as a compliment even though it doesn't quite sound like one ;)

and apparently, I like to throw off the scent by pretending I'm Vince Carter

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Rich

I meant after the supersize altima refresh. I think it was the 2002+ model
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ifcar

Quote from: HotRodPilot on August 09, 2011, 09:57:47 PM
I meant after the supersize altima refresh. I think it was the 2002+ model

I know a white guy with an '05 Altima. They're too big of a seller to be reserved for a single ethnic group.

Now, the Diamante, I can see you getting away with -- because how many people know someone with a Diamante? (I do know one guy who has or had one, and yes, he is black.)

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I found this interesting, Chinese Jamaicans and the notable people that fall in this group

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Jamaicans

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Quote from: 280Z Turbo on August 09, 2011, 07:23:30 PM
Is it true that one of their senators is a buffalo?

No. There are no buffalo in America. Only bison.

Now, I did once meet the Wyoming senators, and he is indeed a bison. He stood in the middle of the road took a massive steaming shit. Kind of rude, but I guess you can get away with that when your nearest neighbor is 35 miles away.
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Quote from: SVT666 on August 09, 2011, 10:50:17 AM
One of the best players in the game is half black.  Jarome Iginla.

His white side made him go into the rink!

^Ohhh, that's racist!^  :lol:


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#81
Quote from: Soup DeVille on August 09, 2011, 07:20:16 PM
Its a state. States get two senators.

They both live in DC.

I don't know about Enzi; Barrasso commutes to DC during the workweek and then flies back to Wyoming on the weekends.
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Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

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Quote from: 2o6 on August 09, 2011, 08:57:48 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I only see people of color driving Diamantes.

I think "people of color" is more racist than "black people".
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Quote from: Raza  on August 10, 2011, 01:23:23 PM
I think "people of color" is more racist than "black people".

The best parody of that I've seen is calling a woman a "person of gender."

Tave

Quote from: Madman on August 09, 2011, 08:02:47 PM

Giving a desolate state like Wyoming where nobody lives the same number of senators as a state where people actually do live is one of the prime reasons why our political system is broken.

How is that whole electricity thing working out for you?
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Quote from: thecarnut on March 16, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Depending on price, that could be a good deal.

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Quote from: ifcar on August 10, 2011, 01:58:41 PM
The best parody of that I've seen is calling a woman a "person of gender."

:wtf:

I should start using that.

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Quote from: Tave on August 10, 2011, 02:13:13 PM
How is that whole electricity thing working out for you?

Pretty good, I guess, since he has a computer to complain with.

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Quote from: ifcar on August 10, 2011, 01:58:41 PM
The best parody of that I've seen is calling a woman a "person of gender."

Ha! I'm definitely using that.
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