Sexy Jennifer Lopez: A Fiat Salesperson? Yep!

Started by Atomic, September 13, 2011, 04:44:38 PM

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Atomic

#30
September 28, 2011, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: SVT666 on September 28, 2011, 04:56:30 PM
My wife saw the J.Lo. ad and she said, "That was the dumbest fucking ad I've ever seen". 

but she took note. mission accomplished  :lol:

cawimmer430

#31
September 29, 2011, 08:18:25 AM
Quote from: SVT666 on September 28, 2011, 04:56:30 PM
My wife saw the J.Lo. ad and she said, "That was the dumbest fucking ad I've ever seen". 

That's going to be one of history's greatest quotes.  :praise:
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#32
September 30, 2011, 01:05:45 AM
Although that was a pretty crappy commercial it did succeed in grabbing the attention.
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#33
September 30, 2011, 01:41:50 AM
Quote from: thewizard16 on September 30, 2011, 01:05:45 AM
Although that was a pretty crappy commercial it did succeed in grabbing the attention.

It also made the car look like a fashion accessory.

I suppose that is good for some sales, but fashion is fickle, and I'd rather see the car being sold on its merits.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Atomic

#34
September 30, 2011, 05:50:39 AM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on September 30, 2011, 01:41:50 AM
It also made the car look like a fashion accessory.

I suppose that is good for some sales, but fashion is fickle, and I'd rather see the car being sold on its merits.

good point. i think it will take time for fiat to grab attention with such things as proven reliability, quality control, performance (MPG, ride, handling, power) and resale value. at the moment, i assume it is the car's cuteness, size, love-at-first-sight, nostalgia, initial test drive and relatively low price that are selling many 500s at juncture. i hope the car and fiat as a corporation succeed here in NA.

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#35
October 01, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on September 28, 2011, 04:49:49 PM
Oh great: a Gucci Fiat?

Seriously?



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#36
October 01, 2011, 07:58:51 AM
Quote from: Onslaught on September 15, 2011, 10:09:43 PM
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Atomic

#37
October 01, 2011, 08:20:20 AM
Quote from: L. ed foote on October 01, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
Can't be any worse than Eddie Bauer, I suppose.

gucci is certainly italian and especially coveted amongst wealthy women all over the world, but not too certain about the demographics of the rather simplistic fiat 500 and 500C. the eddie bauer brand's rugged image seemed like the perfect fit for the ford vehicles using its name to sell designer inspired trucks and SUVs.

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#38
October 01, 2011, 08:15:05 PM
I think J-Lo should do commercials for fat-removing-from-the-ass-cellulite medical procedures.  :ohyeah:
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#39
October 01, 2011, 11:11:18 PM
Quote from: Soup DeVille on September 28, 2011, 04:49:49 PM
Oh great: a Gucci Fiat?

Seriously?




It's no dumber than the Oleg Cassini AMC Matador!  :lol:




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#40
October 02, 2011, 07:11:03 AM
Quote from: cawimmer430 on October 01, 2011, 08:15:05 PM
I think J-Lo should do commercials for fat-removing-from-the-ass-cellulite medical procedures.  :ohyeah:

that's what makes her so famous  :lol:

Atomic

#41
October 02, 2011, 07:16:32 AM Last Edit: October 02, 2011, 07:29:11 AM by Atomic
Quote from: Madman on October 01, 2011, 11:11:18 PM

It's no dumber than the Oleg Cassini AMC Matador!  :lol:




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#42
October 02, 2011, 08:24:28 AM
^i keep going back to drool at those quintessential luxury cars from lincoln (above) but cringe at today's line-up^

BTW: it is hard to pick a favorite designer lincoln, eh  :wub: ?

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#43
October 02, 2011, 08:50:24 AM
Mercedes has done Neiman Marcus editions as well.  Fashion and cars have gone together for a long time, like it or not. 
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#44
October 02, 2011, 09:12:30 AM
Quote from: Raza  on October 02, 2011, 08:50:24 AM
Mercedes has done Neiman Marcus editions as well.  Fashion and cars have gone together for a long time, like it or not. 

so true, and the 2011 NM christmas catalogue featuring a very limited edition vehicle should be out soon. i think jaguar was the featured car last year.

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#45
October 02, 2011, 09:43:00 AM
Quote from: Atomic on October 02, 2011, 07:11:03 AM
that's what makes her so famous  :lol:

Amazing how an ass can make a person famous!
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#46
October 02, 2011, 10:31:20 AM
Quote from: cawimmer430 on October 02, 2011, 09:43:00 AM
Amazing how an ass can make a person famous!

yes. like kim kardashian. that's at least two  :evildude:

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#47
October 02, 2011, 10:31:57 AM
Quote from: Atomic on October 02, 2011, 10:31:20 AM
yes. like kim kardashian. that's at least two  :evildude:

Oh God, not those folks! I hear shit about them over here to! :lol:
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#48
October 02, 2011, 12:56:49 PM
Quote from: cawimmer430 on October 02, 2011, 10:31:57 AM
Oh God, not those folks! I hear shit about them over here to! :lol:

they do rake in the $$$  :facepalm:

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#49
October 02, 2011, 03:24:32 PM
My name is Hennifer Lopezz and I like tacos y Fiats.
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#50
October 02, 2011, 03:52:24 PM
Quote from: L. ed foote on October 01, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
Can't be any worse than Eddie Bauer, I suppose.

Eddie Bauer's crimes are that they're predictable and mainstream. Gucci's crimes are that they're logo driven, tasteless, gaudy and overpriced.

Having me think an Explorer is predictable and mainstream is one thing: But do you really want people to think of your car the way people think of Gucci?
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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#51
October 02, 2011, 03:53:16 PM
Quote from: Madman on October 01, 2011, 11:11:18 PM

It's no dumber than the Oleg Cassini AMC Matador!  :lol:






No, its not; but if that's the bar you're setting...
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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#52
October 03, 2011, 09:37:26 PM
I finally saw the J-Lo Fiat commercial on TV tonight.  Having never listened to any of her music, I'm wondering if her voice is as heavily auto-tuned in her songs as it was in this commercial?  How does anyone become so famous with so little talent?  She's not even that attractive, either.

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#53
October 03, 2011, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: Madman on October 03, 2011, 09:37:26 PM
I finally saw the J-Lo Fiat commercial on TV tonight.  Having never listened to any of her music, I'm wondering if her voice is as heavily auto-tuned in her songs as it was in this commercial?  How does anyone become so famous with so little talent?  She's not even that attractive, either.



She's trying very hard to stay relevant. I never understood her appeal, I guess maybe because she's Latina and a semi-decent actress.

SVT666

#54
October 03, 2011, 10:02:46 PM
Quote from: Madman on October 03, 2011, 09:37:26 PM
She's not even that attractive, either.
You're gay.

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#55
October 03, 2011, 10:05:12 PM
Quote from: SVT666 on October 03, 2011, 10:02:46 PM
You're gay.

I think she's older, but she's still fine.

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#56
October 03, 2011, 10:07:52 PM
Quote from: 2o6 on October 03, 2011, 09:45:03 PM
She's trying very hard to stay relevant. I never understood her appeal, I guess maybe because she's Latina and a semi-decent actress.
What? She's a horrible actress.

And she's know for her ass and dancing.

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#57
October 03, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: Onslaught on October 03, 2011, 10:07:52 PM
What? She's a horrible actress.

And she's know for her ass and dancing.

She doesn't embarrass herself....sometimes.

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#59
October 03, 2011, 10:13:54 PM
Quote from: Onslaught on October 03, 2011, 10:13:06 PM
Gigli

Oh god. I forgot about that one.
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