Cut or uncut

Started by NomisR, October 10, 2011, 12:35:24 PM

What would you guys choose if you had a choice.

Cut
21 (75%)
Uncut
7 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 26

dazzleman

Quote from: Rupert on October 12, 2011, 07:39:30 PM
No, that would be amputation. Mutilation implies bloody deformation, not amputation.

Don't bore me with the facts.... ;)
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Rupert

I can try to make them exciting facts, but they may become not-facts in the process.
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Soup DeVille

I think both sides get a little too hung up about this.

Technically, it is "mutilation," but its a harmless one: in the same way pierced ears are technically body mutilation.

I'll let you guys in on a little personal history here.

I was circumsized, at the age of 13: which was long enough for me to have some (self induced) sexual experience before being cut. it wasn't that much different, and if I was going to list all the ways in which my sexual experiences could be improved, having a more sensitive penis isn't one of them.
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Laconian

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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Laconian on October 12, 2011, 10:13:52 PM
Cut at 13?

Long story involving a broken leg, a cast that chafed, and a resulting infection.

Would you like details?
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 12, 2011, 10:15:26 PM
Long story involving a broken leg, a cast that chafed, and a resulting infection.

Would you like details?

That's enough details. I get the picture.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on October 12, 2011, 10:25:36 PM
That's enough details. I get the picture.

Are you sure, because I think we still have picrtures somewhere. In this day and age, its probably internet gold.
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Laconian

"Soup DeVille", your name could stand for the next "Blue Waffle" sensation!

(don't google it you guys)
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Laconian on October 12, 2011, 10:32:03 PM
"Soup DeVille", your name could stand for the next "Blue Waffle" sensation!

Ahh, to dream...


(but no, visually it wasn't bad at all)

(and everybody please stop trying to fill in the blanks with either imagination or googling)
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GoCougs


Eye of the Tiger

So, how did you break your leg? I broke mine once when I tripped over a very small rock while I was running. People ask me why I don't like running. This is one of many reasons.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on October 12, 2011, 11:01:37 PM
So, how did you break your leg? I broke mine once when I tripped over a very small rock while I was running. People ask me why I don't like running. This is one of many reasons.

Skiing.
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 12, 2011, 11:02:32 PM
Skiing.

Most people ski without breaking thier legs. Usually the bad things happen as they are tumbling down a mountain or hitting a tree.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on October 12, 2011, 11:13:37 PM
Most people ski without breaking thier legs. Usually the bad things happen as they are tumbling down a mountain or hitting a tree.

Okay. Technically, first I was skiing. Then I was tumbling down a mountain, then I hit a pole.

Happy now?
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 12, 2011, 11:17:28 PM
Okay. Technically, first I was skiing. Then I was tumbling down a mountain, then I hit a pole.

Happy now?

Yeah, cool story bro. Sorry about your legs.
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Soup DeVille

Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Soup DeVille

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Rupert

Wait, you call your dick a leg? You broke it and had to get circumcised?
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mzziaz

Yes, that must be it.

Sorry about your dick, man.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Rupert on October 13, 2011, 12:49:13 AM
Wait, you call your dick a leg? You broke it and had to get circumcised?

:facepalm:

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Rupert

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Soup DeVille

Quote from: mzziaz on October 13, 2011, 12:54:51 AM
Yes, that must be it.

Sorry about your dick, man.

Just to be clear on this; there is nothing currently wrong with my dick, nor has there been for over twenty years.
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Soup DeVille

This is what I get for trying to bring meaningful experience to this debate...
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Rupert

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Raza

I circumcised myself like 4 years ago with a boxcutter, a bottle of 151, and some paper towels.  It wasn't so bad. 
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omicron

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 12, 2011, 10:11:48 PM
I think both sides get a little too hung up about this.

Technically, it is "mutilation," but its a harmless one: in the same way pierced ears are technically body mutilation.

I'll let you guys in on a little personal history here.

I was circumsized, at the age of 13: which was long enough for me to have some (self induced) sexual experience before being cut. it wasn't that much different, and if I was going to list all the ways in which my sexual experiences could be improved, having a more sensitive penis isn't one of them.

I've always imagined that mature-age circumcision would be ridiculously uncomfortable - certainly the first few weeks, at least.

dazzleman

Are any of you guys who are arguing against cutting cut yourselves?  Wish you weren't?

And vice versa -- anybody uncut who wishes he were cut?
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!

dazzleman

Quote from: Raza  link=topic=25902.msg1596272#msg1596272 date=1318497685
I circumcised myself like 4 years ago with a boxcutter, a bottle of 151, and some paper towels.  It wasn't so bad. 
:lol: You're twisted, man....
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, DAMN...that was fun!