Bentley LMFAO

Started by sportyaccordy, March 05, 2012, 01:20:08 PM

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What happened to Bentley?

2o6

Bentley needs to make money.



This will sell like hotcakes, no matter how dumb or stupid the idea is.

TurboDan

They're about a decade too late to the party on this one...

Payman

I want front bumper mounted jet turbines!

Payman

Quote from: TurboDan on March 05, 2012, 01:41:59 PM
They're about a decade too late to the party on this one...

Nah, the rich will always want 3 ton, $300k SUVs.

TurboDan

Does anyone know if they developed this from the ground up? Or did they use someone else's platform. I can see some Range Rover and some Touareg in this from certain angles.

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SVT666

Quote from: Rockraven on March 05, 2012, 01:43:03 PM
I want front bumper mounted jet turbines!
I was thinking the same thing.  Those must be awesome.

sportyaccordy

Quote from: TurboDan on March 05, 2012, 01:45:18 PM
Does anyone know if they developed this from the ground up? Or did they use someone else's platform. I can see some Range Rover and some Touareg in this from certain angles.
The cynic in me wants to say its gonna be a $300K Touareg W12 but I'm gonna wait.

2o6

Quote from: sportyaccordy on March 05, 2012, 02:05:04 PM
The cynic in me wants to say its gonna be a $300K Touareg W12 but I'm gonna wait.

It probably is.

Xer0

This thing is so, so ugly.  Yuk.

Colin

I will never again declare the Cayenne or the Infiniti QX56 to be ugly as in comparison to this absolute horror, they are quite bearable.

Truly this is one of the most repulsive designs I've seen for a long while............ absolutely dreadful.

Payman

Lamborghini is building an SUV, so there must be a market there.

Colonel Cadillac

I like the rear of the vehicle, but the front is abhorrent.

CALL_911

A. That looks like a bad photochop.
B. It looks exactly like a melted Range Rover from the rear.
C. It probably will be a $300k Touareg W12.


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cawimmer430

This is clearly an uncreative photoshop based on a Range Rover/Sport and with current Bentley lights etc. added to it.
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sportyaccordy

Looks like a Chinese clone of what a Brntley SUV should be.

Atomic

Quote from: 2o6 on March 05, 2012, 01:21:55 PM
Bentley needs to make money.

This will sell like hotcakes, no matter how dumb or stupid the idea is.
an ingenious idea from a financial perspective. i read that the average bentley/rolls-royce owner has something like eight-twelve other cars... and i think four or more homes. if so, or even half of these stats, currently rolls/bentley owners will write out their deposit checks tomorrow, if an introduction date was announced. with AWD/4WD to most certainly be standard, imagine the number of these brutes gracing the roads of the hamptons, aspen CO and other snowy regions here, canada and abroad :popcorn:

NOTE: rolls-royce and bentley -- no longer related are STILL often sold in many of the same locations and occupying hundreds of the same eight car garages worldwide... ahh... the life of the rich and famous...

ANOTHER POINT: in wintry locales only? i think not. looks at palm beach, beverley hills, south beach, monaco, etc.  :winkguy:   

2o6

Quote from: cawimmer430 on March 05, 2012, 03:37:05 PM
This is clearly an uncreative photoshop based on a Range Rover/Sport and with current Bentley lights etc. added to it.

It's not.

thewizard16

Quote from: cawimmer430 on March 05, 2012, 03:37:05 PM
This is clearly an uncreative photoshop based on a Range Rover/Sport and with current Bentley lights etc. added to it.
2o6 is right. Sadly it's not. Debuted in Geneva today I believe.



It's just awful.
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Atomic

pimp my ride kinda look'n, eh? the overall shape isn't all that bad, IMO. its the ostentatious front-end and less so, c-pillar. the production version has some potential, i think. we are talking current bentley, rolls-royce and maybach owners here. millionaires and billionaires do not always have the best taste. excessive bling is not always the attract way, but i am convinced this vehicle will sell in droves for a bentley/rolls type vehicle.

cawimmer430

Quote from: 2o6 on March 05, 2012, 08:52:11 PM
It's not.

Yeah, my bad. It's just so friggin ugly I seriously assumed somebody played around with Photoshop. This is also a crappy image as the shadow under the car should be darker!

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Atomic

#24
keep in mind what the targeted customers (umm, clients) already owns  :facepalm:

CHECKOUT:

"Stately Rolls-Royce Phantom: First New Restyling for 2013. Looks Grander..."

(Under luxury thread heading)...

http://www.carspin.net/forums/index.php?topic=26908.0

CALL_911

LOL, that is hilariously ugly.


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omicron

Oh god, it's awful. I feel violated.

omicron



That's stunning, however. Keep that interior. Change everything else.

Atomic

^the interior does look very rich and elegant, yet still sporty for a mega luxury SUV/crossover. kudos to bentley for sure!

Madman

It will surely be bought almost exclusively by rappers, NBA stars, drug dealers and other similar arbiters of bad taste.

That low rumbling noise you hear is W.O. Bentley turning in his grave!
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