Your "fighting words"

Started by hounddog, April 29, 2012, 04:38:20 PM

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Eye of the Tiger

#150
May 01, 2012, 04:18:24 PM
Quote from: SVT666 on May 01, 2012, 03:40:03 PM
Fuckhammer
Shithammer
Motherfuckerhammer
MC Hammer
Pussyhammer
Dickhammer
Cockhammer


Motherfuckerhammer is a bit of a stretch, but generally, any kind of tool will do.

Fucksocket
Shitratchet
Pussychisel
Dickwrench
Cockandieset
Asscaliper


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SVT666

#151
May 01, 2012, 04:31:35 PM
Pussychisel is awesome!  :lol:

hounddog

#152
May 01, 2012, 04:52:20 PM
Quote from: SVT666 on May 01, 2012, 03:38:31 PM
What about my post makes you think I was steaming mad when I posted it?  You're the one that loses control more than anyone on here.  Be careful, you might have another one.
Your history of left field rage induced, profanity laced, personal insult riddled, and ridiculously out of proportion rants?  :huh:
"America will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
~Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom and not servitude is the cure of anarchy; as religion, and not atheism, is the true remedy of superstition."
~Edmund Burke

Fighting the good fight, one beer at a time.

hounddog

#153
May 01, 2012, 04:54:17 PM
Quote from: Raza  on May 01, 2012, 10:26:21 AM
This is the best thing I have ever heard.
LOL, it is remarkable.  :lol:

I always liked the insult, "Suck the snotty end of my fukstick."

Used to hear that at the bars when I was in college just before a ginormous brawl occured.  College was fun.  :rockon:
"America will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
~Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom and not servitude is the cure of anarchy; as religion, and not atheism, is the true remedy of superstition."
~Edmund Burke

Fighting the good fight, one beer at a time.

SVT666

#154
May 01, 2012, 04:59:39 PM
Quote from: hounddog on May 01, 2012, 04:52:20 PM
Your history of left field rage induced, profanity laced, personal insult riddled, and ridiculously out of proportion rants?  :huh:
They're never out of left field.  You always deserve it.

S204STi

#155
May 01, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
Dickwrench and asscaliper sound funny to me. :lol:

hounddog

#156
May 01, 2012, 05:05:51 PM
Quote from: SVT666 on May 01, 2012, 04:59:39 PM
They're never out of left field.  You always deserve it.
Then, by your logic my outbursts were also entirely deserved.  :huh:
"America will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
~Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom and not servitude is the cure of anarchy; as religion, and not atheism, is the true remedy of superstition."
~Edmund Burke

Fighting the good fight, one beer at a time.

SVT666

#157
May 01, 2012, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: hounddog on May 01, 2012, 05:05:51 PM
Then, by your logic my outbursts were also entirely deserved.  :huh:
Nope.  Not at all.  Your outbursts did come out of left field and the people you attacked are not asscalipers.  You are, so my attacks were entirely justified.

hounddog

#158
May 01, 2012, 05:10:22 PM
Quote from: SVT666 on May 01, 2012, 05:09:29 PM
Nope.  Not at all.  Your outbursts did come out of left field and the people you attacked are not asscalipers.  You are, so my attacks were entirely justified.
LOL

Now whos building fallacies with strawmen?  

:facepalm: 4u
"America will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
~Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom and not servitude is the cure of anarchy; as religion, and not atheism, is the true remedy of superstition."
~Edmund Burke

Fighting the good fight, one beer at a time.

SVT666

#159
May 01, 2012, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: hounddog on May 01, 2012, 05:10:22 PM
LOL

Now whos building fallacies with strawmen?  

:facepalm: 4u
Naw, see it's only a strawman if it's not true.

hounddog

#160
May 01, 2012, 05:12:23 PM
Quote from: SVT666 on May 01, 2012, 05:11:46 PM
Naw, see it's only a strawman if it's not true.
Which is itself a strawman.

Keep swinging.
"America will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
~Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom and not servitude is the cure of anarchy; as religion, and not atheism, is the true remedy of superstition."
~Edmund Burke

Fighting the good fight, one beer at a time.

SVT666

#161
May 01, 2012, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: hounddog on May 01, 2012, 05:12:23 PM
Which is itself a strawman.

Keep swinging.
:nutty:

280Z Turbo

#162
May 01, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on May 01, 2012, 04:18:24 PM
Motherfuckerhammer is a bit of a stretch, but generally, any kind of tool will do.

Fucksocket
Shitratchet
Pussychisel
Dickwrench
Cockandieset
Asscaliper




Prick Punch and Mill Bastard are real, though.

280Z Turbo

#163
May 01, 2012, 05:42:02 PM
Quote from: hounddog on May 01, 2012, 02:50:28 PM
Congratulations on taking everything anyone types entirely too seriously.  You are going to end up stroking out, and believe me because I know something about stroking.  ;)



Hey look everybody he's been joking the whole time! No worries!

Raza

#165
May 01, 2012, 05:56:53 PM
"Knuckle" also works.  Fucknuckle, assknuckle, cuntknuckle, et al.
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93JC

#167
May 01, 2012, 07:43:53 PM
Mooseknuckle?

GoCougs

#168
May 01, 2012, 07:46:46 PM
Ha, ha. Google it.

93JC

#170
May 01, 2012, 08:12:39 PM
I'm not going to google 'mooseknuckle'. Mooseknuckle is cameltoe's fat, ugly sister.

Northlands

#171
May 01, 2012, 08:41:03 PM
I'm glad to see the thread has been pulled out of total retardedness to now just disgusting humor.  :lol:



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Rupert

#172
May 01, 2012, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on May 01, 2012, 04:18:24 PM
Motherfuckerhammer is a bit of a stretch, but generally, any kind of tool will do.

Fucksocket
Shitratchet
Pussychisel
Dickwrench
Cockandieset
Asscaliper




:lol: :lol:

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nickdrinkwater

#173
May 02, 2012, 05:20:19 AM
I know what rohan would say (to quote)...

Quote from: rohan on April 06, 2008, 10:01:51 AM
I live just outside Kalamazoo, Mi.  Why don't you come up and pay me a visit sometime you little fucking shit.  I'll be happy to entertain you.  Want my address?

:devil:  :lol:

It was 4 years ago to be fair, thought I'd deleted it as can't even remember what I said to piss him off...

nickdrinkwater

#174
May 02, 2012, 05:25:59 AM
Like others have said, I wouldn't start a physical confrontation based on words, instead I would do my best to get out of that situation ASAP.  I am a wuss though.

Lebowski

#175
May 02, 2012, 06:06:50 AM
Quote from: nickdrinkwater on May 02, 2012, 05:20:19 AM
I know what rohan would say (to quote)...

:devil:  :lol:

It was 4 years ago to be fair, thought I'd deleted it as can't even remember what I said to piss him off...


I remember that, that was hilarious. 

mzziaz

#176
May 02, 2012, 06:07:34 AM
This thread delivers!

Gotta love the medieval ethics of the LEO's. :lol: 
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Byteme

#177
May 02, 2012, 06:16:46 AM
Quote from: hounddog on May 01, 2012, 02:51:50 PM
Obviously








not.

:lol:




Well, one thing's for sure.  Your trolling is apoproaching the point of being as silly and annoying as that of GoCougs.    ;)

Morris Minor

#178
May 02, 2012, 08:58:14 AM
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SVT666

#179
May 02, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
Quote from: Morris Minor on May 02, 2012, 08:58:14 AM
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That made me literally LOL.

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