Fiat, It's Mine!

[Laconian]

That's as close as Mormons get to heavy petting.

[hotrodalex]

That's as close as Mormons get to heavy petting.

Hey, I can't help it if the stereo is loud enough to blow women's clothes off.

[SVT666]

A Fiat with a Ford 5.0L would be awesome.

[850CSi]

A Fiat with a Ford 5.0L would be awesome.

I think my dream car is an E30 with an LS7.

[S204STi]

Yeeee

[Rupert]

[Rupert]

Dude you are living the dream

Good stuff

Fuck yeah!

I just got back from dinner with my folks, and I went into the garage to look at the Fiat. Then I came out of the garage to the car port, and looked at the Porsche.

[Soup DeVille]

Fuck yeah!

I just got back from dinner with my folks, and I went into the garage to look at the Fiat. Then I came out of the garage to the car port, and looked at the Porsche.

Just remember: Italians and German don't always get along; and the last thing you need to do now is buy a Peugot.

[Rupert]

Every girl that has ridden in the BMW has commented on it - how it's a nice car in general and also how hard the bass kicks.

That's 'cause BMW = $$$.

[Rupert]

Just remember: Italians and German don't always get along; and the last thing you need to do now is buy a Peugot.

It's cool, I have the Explorer to keep them in line. What I don't need now is a Vietnamese car, which fortunately doesn't exist.

[cawimmer430]

Put on your own glasses, Wims! I already own two other RWD vehicles, and have only owned one car that was FWD.  

Oh I know.  

Don't forget to complete the collection with this baby: http://www.carspin.net/forums/index.php?topic=28321.0

[cawimmer430]

Funny, girls aren't impressed by the GTI.

Remove the GTI badge and slap a BRZ badge on it. You'll be getting so much pussy you won't be able to please them all. 

[Raza]

Your Explorer isn't AWD? 

[sportyaccordy]

Fuck yeah!

I just got back from dinner with my folks, and I went into the garage to look at the Fiat. Then I came out of the garage to the car port, and looked at the Porsche.

All you need is a Peugeot 505 TD wagon and you will have officially won the automotive internet

Seriously though man good stuff, world needs more enthusiasts like you

[Rupert]

Thanks, sporty. Nice to know someone appreciates my irresponsibility.

[Rupert]

Your Explorer isn't AWD? 

4WD = RWD until I select 4WD.

It's actually got an auto 4WD function, where it's RWD until a rear wheel slips, then it's 4WD until it stops slipping (or something).

[Rupert]

Oh I know.  

Don't forget to complete the collection with this baby: http://www.carspin.net/forums/index.php?topic=28321.0

Oh believe me, if those were cheap, I would own one.

[Rupert]

Well, now I'm just missing France and Korea. And China, I guess.

[Cookie Monster]

Dude that is awesome. I am jealous.

[cawimmer430]

Well, now I'm just missing France and Korea. And China, I guess.

Don't forget Russian, Malaysian and Indian cars!


A Volga 24 is a pretty good-looking car to pick up dissidents in the middle of the night, don't you think? 

[Rupert]

Malaysian?

Good call on the Russian and Indian cars, though. Damn.

[850CSi]

Thanks, sporty. Nice to know someone appreciates my irresponsibility.

Count me in on the "Rupert irresponsibility appreciation team"

I appreciate it some 60% as much as ForumDad appreciates speeding tickets.

[Raza]

Hey, why is this in The Fast Lane?  Shouldn't this be in the Cars that Don't Run Lane?


*RIMSHOT*

[Rupert]

HI-oh!

It runs, dammit.

Just doesn't charge or cool.

[cawimmer430]

Malaysian?

Proton and Perodua.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_%28car%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perodua

[SVT666]

Count your lucky stars you don't live in Paris.

[Rupert]

Three! There are three lucky stars!

And fifty are unlucky. The other 10^99 are neutral.

[Tave]

That's as close as Mormons get to heavy petting.

Have you ever heard of "soaking?"

[Soup DeVille]

Have you ever heard of "soaking?"

I'm afraid to ask.

is it the mormon equivalent of saddlebacking?

[Rupert]

Put it in and then don't do anything = soaking.

I'm not sure it's really a thing...