Tiny Florida town may cease to exist due to speeding ticket scandal

Started by Madman, March 15, 2014, 10:03:14 PM

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hotrodalex

lol the headlines make it seem like they're gonna obliterate the town

Mustangfan2003


Soup DeVille

New Rome, Ohio.

That one's no longer on the map, and for the same reasons.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Mustangfan2003

Quote from: Soup DeVille on March 16, 2014, 07:55:30 PM
New Rome, Ohio.

That one's no longer on the map, and for the same reasons.

Wait, we've nuked an American town before? 

Soup DeVille

Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Morris Minor

There's a town in SW Georgia that has a stop light set up for shakedowns. It's set to red and will just stay there (no other traffic) for minutes on end.  So victims gingerly venture through the light, assuming it's broken. As soon as they do, a local thug in a CVPI will come out of hiding and give the victim a ticket.
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bing_oh

Quote from: Rupert on March 21, 2014, 09:43:57 PMTurn right, U-turn, turn right again?

States generally have a provision in the law that says you can proceed through a red light with caution if it's malfunctioning.

Soup DeVille

Quote from: bing_oh on March 22, 2014, 10:19:10 AM
States generally have a provision in the law that says you can proceed through a red light with caution if it's malfunctioning.

Well, if it's that corrupt of a Podunk town, what chance are you going to have convincing Buford T Justice of that?
Besides, it's not malfunctioning, it's ridiculously long.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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JWC

I used to work with a mechanic that used a shotgun to kill a red light that wouldn't change. He served six months.  When he shot and killed a black guy at a illegal casino, he got three days.  Oklahoma in the 1950's.