The "Small nuisances that I hate about my car!" Thread

[Morris Minor]

CLK - useless Comand system that was designed by someone on day release from a mental institution (actually that's a major nuisance rather than a minor niggle).
G37 - jerky transmission under light loads.
G37 - AC vents blow over-narrow streams of ice-cold air - I'd prefer it to be more diffused.
G37 - easy to mistake the volume control for the driver-side HVAC temperature control.

[3.0L V6]

'01 Mazda Protege

It has no A/C since the condenser has succumbed to corrosion.

It has no cruise control.

The engine has some sort of intermittent electronic hysteria that gives the car a mechanical version of Tourettes once in a while.

The sway bar links are loose and they clunk over bumps and whatnot.

Considering what I paid for it and the mileage I've put on, these are nuisances.

[Rupert]

Hysteria, eh? Do you know where the car's clit is?