Lightning Lap 2015!!!!

[Char]

With glee, and with what can only be described as a willful ignorance premise, I destroy said by noting that the Golf R bested the 135i, 335is and 335i Sport Line over the history of the LL. I also note of course the Golf R is as quick or quicker in a straight line, too. BMW literally loses sleep over not being able to build a car as good as the GTI/Golf R.

How many reputation hits can a troll take? Guess we're gonna find out.

I see a 3.10 for a 335i and a 3.07 for 235i - and it's slower than both of them. BMW screws up at time, but it ain't no VW.

[Char]

Why? Because a GTI will handily see your track built 325e around a road course?

Pff, probably. And I'll drive away in a car that isn't a VW..we'll be lucky if the VW makes it back to the street without a CEL.

[12,000 RPM]

Pff, probably. And I'll drive away in a car that isn't a VW..we'll be lucky if the VW makes it back to the street without a CEL.

And we'll be lucky if the BMW makes it off the track without lunching its Fisher Price My First Water Pump. U can at least clear the code.

[Char]

And we'll be lucky if the BMW makes it off the track without lunching its Fisher Price My First Water Pump. U can at least clear the code.

the CEL is a constant fixture on any VW - you can't fix it unless you junk the car and buy something else.
Honestly, the VW has zero redeeming qualities. Say what you want about my car, it's not a shit box like a VW.

[12,000 RPM]

the CEL is a constant fixture on any VW - you can't fix it unless you junk the car and buy something else.
Honestly, the VW has zero redeeming qualities. Say what you want about my car, it's not a shit box like a VW.

Well you do track days. Golfs >>>>>>> BMWs, at least against the clock, with similar horsepower. That's gotta hurt.

[AutobahnSHO]

LOL plus what are the MPGeez on all the cars that beat the VW??

[Char]

A seasoned turd sandwhich is still a turd sandwich.

Fyi, I can get Over 30 highway and around mid to low 20s city. It'll probably get better with the tune.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

I love my new VW, I don't see how I could have got something any better for the money.

[Char]

I love my new VW, I don't see how I could have got something any better for the money.

Turd. Sandwich.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Turd. Sandwich.

What are you doing here, aren't you late for your weekly dyno tune session on your stock BMW.

[AutobahnSHO]

It'll probably get better with the tune.

LOL doubt it

[Gotta-Qik-C7]

What are you doing here, aren't you late for your weekly dyno tune session on your stock BMW.

 

[12,000 RPM]

A seasoned turd sandwhich is still a turd sandwich.

That will give an "ultimate driving machine" a tough time in any competition of speed

Fyi, I can get Over 30 highway and around mid to low 20s city. It'll probably get better with the tune.

Link to your Fuelly logs?

[Char]

What are you doing here, aren't you late for your weekly dyno tune session on your stock BMW.

Funny enough, I have a dyno Saturday. Maybe.

[Char]

That will give an "ultimate driving machine" a tough time in any competition of speed
Link to your Fuelly logs?

I linked the pic if myy OBC showing it in the build thread. I'll take another tonight.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Funny enough, I have a dyno Saturday. Maybe.

Of course, you must have gotten a new pine tree air freshner. With a tune that will probably add 4-5 hp.

[12,000 RPM]

I linked the pic if myy OBC showing it in the build thread. I'll take another tonight.

Im still gonna go w/Fuelly logs. Not surprising that you are the guy on the internet who is beating EPA estimates by like 30-50%.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Im still gonna go w/Fuelly logs. Not surprising that you are the guy on the internet who is beating EPA estimates by like 30-50%.

Thanks for reminding me. I always meant timo sign up for fuelly. Just did it. 0.0 mpg so far.

[Char]

Pos

[12,000 RPM]

Pos indeed. All hot squishy and smelly in your underoos everytime you see a VW on the street

So frazzled u can't even hold a camera straight

[AutobahnSHO]

Golf must have stolen his lunch money a few moons ago....

[SJ_GTI]

Pos

I feel like that picture is something my dad would do when trying to take a picture with his phone (which he has trouble even answering calls on).

[Char]

If I held it verticle, you would be calling me savage. Or does that only count when recording video.

[FlatBlackCaddy]

Aren't BMW drivers supposed to be college educated, tech savvy young professionals?

Wait, maybe it's VW I'm thinking off.

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[AutobahnSHO]

Aren't BMW drivers supposed to be college educated, tech savvy young professionals?

supposed to be.     always got to be exceptions though!