For No Good Reason (FNGR, or "Finger")

Started by Eye of the Tiger, September 25, 2015, 02:00:34 PM

Eye of the Tiger

This thing is an absolute piece of shit, but I love it. I get feels inside when I see one. My neighbor had one in black with the red/orange Z28 decals when I was a little kid. I was jelly.
It was also featured in Short Circuit, one if the greatest films of all time (when I was a kid).

But the build quality is crap, and 190 hp from a 350 is sad. It can't do the 1/4 mi in less than 16 sec.

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shp4man

It could be made to do the quarter in 11 seconds. Not ridiculously expensively, either.

12,000 RPM

GM was great at making cars that looked awesome but were complete pieces of crap. I still think the Cavaliers from the early 90s (not the one SVT666 had that blew up 8 times) are some of the best looking small cars of all time.
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Laconian

I think the Mustang II Mach 1 looks great too. :mask:
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Laconian

Quote from: 12,000 RPM on September 25, 2015, 02:30:22 PM
GM was great at making cars that looked awesome but were complete pieces of crap. I still think the Cavaliers from the early 90s (not the one SVT666 had that blew up 8 times) are some of the best looking small cars of all time.

Cavaliers? You're nuts.
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2o6

Quote from: Laconian on September 25, 2015, 03:45:32 PM
Cavaliers? You're nuts.


I think the 1995-2001 Cavalier is a well styled car with good proportions.



It's reliable, but terrible.

MX793

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I thought the '88-'94 Cavalier was a nice-looking car.  Particularly the coupe.  The later coupes were attractive as well.  Unfortunately, they were pretty much garbage, but at least they were good-looking garbage.
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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: shp4man on September 25, 2015, 02:26:58 PM
It could be made to do the quarter in 11 seconds. Not ridiculously expensively, either.

Yeah, but then none of the body panels will ever line up straight againm
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Soup DeVille

Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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93JC

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Quote from: Laconian on September 25, 2015, 03:45:32 PM
Cavaliers? You're nuts.

I always thought Z24s were good looking cars:



If you're really paying attention you'll notice the grey cladding on the door doesn't line up with the rest of the cladding on the car so as not to make you forget this thing was a bit of a piece of shit, even in this press shot, but it looked good all in all.

93JC

And I've seen a couple mid-'70s Camaros lately and can't help but come away thinking "you know, that's actually a damn fine looking car".





It's kind of sad how the car was festooned with decals, scoops and other baubles just a few years later.

Eye of the Tiger

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Soup DeVille

I think the lower trim levels of the second and third generation Camaros look the best; without all the fender flares, ducktails and side skirts if the Z28 and IROC models; the type LT in particular.

Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on September 25, 2015, 04:52:18 PM
I think the lower trim levels of the second and third generation Camaros look the best; without all the fender flares, ducktails and side skirts if the Z28 and IROC models; the type LT in particular.

Berlinetta! Very luxury. Such sophisticated. Fake wire wheel covers on a Camaro... lel

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CALL_911

Quote from: Laconian on September 25, 2015, 03:45:32 PM
Cavaliers? You're nuts.

The '96-'03 Cavaliers weren't bad looking cars. The Sunfires had some fussy details, but they were at least well proportioned


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Byteme

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on September 25, 2015, 05:01:30 PM
Berlinetta! Very luxury. Such sophisticated. Fake wire wheel covers on a Camaro... lol


1972 was much better looking IMO.


giant_mtb

Quote from: 2o6 on September 25, 2015, 03:50:27 PM

I think the 1995-2001 Cavalier is a well styled car with good proportions.



It's reliable, but terrible.

:wub:


Soup DeVille

Yeah post '74 bumpers were not pretty.

On anything.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

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Teal is one of the worst colors out there.

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Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: BENZ BOY15 on September 26, 2015, 10:23:13 AM
Teal is one of the worst colors out there.

You weren't even alive back when teal was cool.
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giant_mtb

Quote from: BENZ BOY15 on September 26, 2015, 10:23:35 AM
Aren't these ridiculously unsafe?

Dunno. My grandma has one. She's still alive. :huh: :lol:

BENZ BOY15

Quote from: giant_mtb on September 26, 2015, 10:29:47 AM
Dunno. My grandma has one. She's still alive. :huh: :lol:

:lol:

I guess if you don't crash, it's pretty safe.

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: BENZ BOY15 on September 26, 2015, 10:36:55 AM
:lol:

I guess if you don't crash, it's pretty safe.

Not if it spontaneously self combusts.
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Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on September 26, 2015, 10:26:24 AM
You weren't even alive back when teal was cool.

Teal was never cool. It was only popular.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

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Eye of the Tiger

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BENZ BOY15

:lol:

Can't people just go with blue? Blue is my favorite color and I kinda realized that most everything I buy is blue ...but it's subconscious.  Cobalt blue is where it's at:



Can't beat it. Teal, on the other hand, is crap.

And that Porsche is sexy. I love that generation.

shp4man

Always though this car was an attractive design. Might be some oil spots in your driveway, though.  ;)